All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

I have legit lost my voice from doing an Alex Jones impression once an hour or so for the last three days. Nobody hates this man more than his own larynx.

Of couse its a Tesla

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

hitting the bong and putting on some tasteful erotica. call that High Jacking

Here's one for @mayor.nyc.gov's press packet: nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/04/23/t...

They think you're stupid.

On Monday, EPIC filed an amicus brief arguing that the Virginia city of Norfolk’s use of Flock’s Automated License Plate Reader system creates a warrantless mass surveillance program and constitutes an unreasonable search in violation of the Fourth Amendment.

I'm obviously really happy to discuss infrasound research with anyone. Most people in my life are sick of hearing about it. But if you literally get paid from tech billionaires to invent ways to discredit peer-reviewed research used in datacenter legislation, I'd rather pretend you don't exist.

Imagine having this job. I guess I'm pretty stoked to be pissing off the people who are actively making my country uninhabitable.

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

Did they pass a law about smirking and if they didn’t why does this include it

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. “This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.” www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

Be sure to read the whole thing.

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

"It is unconscionable that anyone should be subjected to the sorts of conditions present in Michigan’s corrections facilities. We should not assume that Ms. Clark’s situation is unique. It is unfortunately common..."

EFF’s Associate Director of Technology Policy and Research, @cliffbraun.bsky.social, gave testimony at the CA Assembly to urge the rejection of AB2047, a bill that claims to keep Californians safe, but will surveil and harm people with no interest in creating firearms. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

I know, it's done to death but if President Biden had blundered his way into a needless war that then left US service members stranded in hostile waters with food supplies running low, the right would've stormed the White House to tar and feather him

The city council wouldn't let me speak after I prepared a testimony and showed up early, so I've booked a media appearance every day this week to let Atlanta know that there is absolutely no accountability for grown men viewing private cameras of kids without authorization or consent.

What, you’re telling me that a band that was poised for a breakout used a PR agency to promote a new album? This has never happened in music before!

NEW: An independent privacy audit of Microsoft, Meta, and Google web traffic in California found that the companies may be violating state regulations and racking up billions in fines. “In many ways fines have come to replace taxes."

Going to be so funny watching people try and act like this never happened one day

first frame is art

As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons

Horror movie premise

Thundercat is sort of us if we were cool

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

Correct.

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

the age of social media is dying and i know we are all addicted, but like any addict eventually we all gotta either detox or find a new high.

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Second time Ron Wyden has said “Nuremberg 2.0,” and goddamnit that’s a rush, LFG.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

NYPD ADMITS TO STREETSBLOG THAT THERE IS AN INTERNAL POLICY OF NOT GIVING TICKETS TO CITY EMPLOYEES OR FANS OF RIGHT-WING RADIO SHOWS nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/03/25/f...

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

It is really funny to think of how much money 77 billion dollar is, like how did you manage to waste that much money???? how fucking dumb are you???? it’s like Groundskeeper Willie saying he became a millionaire but lost it all at the track, how did you lose 77 billion dollars you goofball lmao

The next move, I hope, is @robertgarcia.bsky.social holding a press conference asking why the attorney general won't give testimony under oath about the sex trafficking ring that likely implicates the president. And then another the next day. And the next. And the next.

“How’s a guy like that even allowed to enter the same building as me, let alone get within handshaking distance?” said Trump

i don’t know exactly how to articulate it but like, we’re absolutely at war yet it doesn’t feel like it because the people leading it are so fucking stupid so the typical climate of seriousness is missing? if that makes sense?

He said he’d end the Ukraine war on day one. Didn’t. He said he stopped 8 wars. Didn’t. He demanded a Peace Prize for being the “peace president.” Isn’t. He started a global war, declared victory, and then begged the world to help end the same war he “won.” Absolute clown shoes

I wish I could do this with every Iranian dead as well. It’s perverse that we kill so many people whose names we will never know and even never think about. When you come upon this post in a thread I fear I will keep updating, spare at least a moment for them.

drawing a black rectangle over the text does not actually meaningfully redact that text, i guess they do not teach this in law school. i wasn't even testing the fences here, i just accidentally clicked on a black rectangle and it opened my computer's email app!

I actually laughed. They are children. Bullies. But also children. If you can tune out the horrific nature of it all for a second, “it’s open they just won’t stop shooting at us!” is a child’s logic. My god.