What the Home Run Derby always needed was just more booing.

Schwarber is the man.

a Hostile Environment Home Run Derby is suddenly, obviously, the most delightful all-star event in sports. i love Philadelphia.

Every Home Run Derby should be in Philly.

In space he's just Jay Hawkins.

The Mets used Pick #420 in this year’s draft to acquire a pitcher named Zach Crotchfelt, and somehow this is not a joke.

This is still the craziest news of the day.

Yes.

NORWAY!

I mean, Philadelphia beating the Royals on July 4 is a little too on the nose.

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!”

My wife and I are watching the World Cup on the sidewalk drinking a Mexican beer outside my favorite (Korean-owned) cheesesteak joint, and the crowd around the TV grows. An amazing experience. (I live in LA.)

Life is filled with simple joys. Time spent with loved ones. Your sports team pulling off an improbable trade. A bus full of senior citizens offloading a bus and pouring into HMS Bounty before seeing The (fraudulent) Beach Boys at the Hollywood Bowl.

good timing robocop

scary lineup on paper

“I voted for Trump because I was sure RFK Jr.’s health policies would put my son and daughter in the dirt on day one, but lately, I’m starting to worry that my kids might make it to adulthood,” said Sandra Murrow

I just wanted to come on here to congratulate @notspmulvihill.bsky.social. He is now the world’s biggest Jaylen Brown fan!

Go, Robo.

crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

NOPE! Don’t like. DFA him now.

Worthless dude riding on an achievement from 1992 has opinions. News at 11.

Somewhere, there is a crime happening.

These Knicks aren’t likable. Fuck ‘em.

Quit bitchin’ about the refs. Real loser shit.

So disappointing. Just another shitty corporate Dem. Liberal California!

Many people who don’t live in LA and have nothing but spite for the city are very sad right now.

. @minakimes.bsky.social NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(in the seventh month of defending a candidate who has slowly revealed himself to be a werewolf) so actually I think most guys get worse under the full moon

Graham Platner…

Yikes.

We made it official.

I remain skeptical of Steyer, but I do feel like he’s earned my vote with actions like this.

BREAKING: Beef has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

It’s like Magic Johnson is posting on Bluesky! Magicel!

As much as I want a Game 7, the drape on that pipe and base is embarrassing and San Antonio should be punished for such lack of aesthetic care.

Entire piece is excellent but this is the sweet stuff, like Paul Konerko’s swing in the 2005 World Series.

INTERVIEWER: Jalen Brunson, you’re so good at drawing fouls. What’s your secret? JALEN BRUNSON:

INTERVIEWER: Jalen Brunson, you’re so good at drawing fouls. What’s your secret? JALEN BRUNSON:

Easy to see why the Knicks are so out of it with Byron Allen sitting courtside. Players keep stopping and asking what changes we can expect for the new and improved Comics Unleashed

When the molly hasn’t worn off and you think you’re still in the club.

Such a kind soul. Gone too soon.

Doc Rivers next week: “I always thought Paul Reed would be a great contributor in the NBA.”

I miss Paul Reed being crazy and awesome as a Sixer.