Get outta the way, ya fat pigs!

Lorne should make amends with Chevy and let him introduce his favorite band Geese tonight

Fuck. I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings and Varang just walked in.

It should be illegal to make people look at Chet Holmgren on Christmas Day

Happy Christmas Eve

MARTY SUPREME - Yes! Yes!!!! Yessss!!! I don’t know if it’s my favorite movie of the year but it’s the only thing I’ve seen that gave me a contact high. Only movie I’ve ever stopped halfway through an intense scene and said “Is that Penn Jillette?!”

Varang? More like Awooga. Ammiright, boys?

Super excited for the new Spielberg. Can’t wait. Day one. I couldn’t help but think “Kind of looks like a Thomas Kinkade painting” here

This Reiner thing seems totally unbelievable but I’ve had family members that have been addicts like that. You know there’s probably not going to be a happy ending but you still do everything that you can. This had the worst outcome possible.

There are about 4-5 lines in Rob Reiner’s films that are about as ingrained into modern culture as movie lines can get

I’m doing what Ella McCay would want me to do before seeing her movie tonight* *grabbing food and drinks at Islands

Oh baby

Happy to see @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social on bsky!

I hear Jake Sully say “This world is much deeper than you could imagine” and I get hard as hell

I think my problem with all Predator movies after the first 2 is that my read on the Predators was that he they were all white collar assholes who were bored with their lives and had to go do some THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME bullshit to get their dicks hard

Is this a good deal? ebay.us/m/CncSIg

Richard Linklater & Zooey Deutch

I hope this Dasha news doesn’t effect me trying to sell my I LOVE LA spec where Comfry meets the gang and learns to love LA

What a piece of set dressing

THE RUNNING MAN universe doesn’t make any sense to me because why would people watch that show when they could watch I LOVE LA?

Mamdani watched I LOVE LA and decided to move and become the mayor here

The Dodgers really won last week so every bar in Los Angeles would play “I Love LA” to promote everyone’s new favorite show

As someone who grew up about 20 minute outside of Canton, Ohio, THE CHAIR COMPANY is a real trip

Here’s the real Gremlins news that broke this week

Biggest shocker in that MICHAEL trailer is that Fuqua isn’t billed as “The director of TRAINING DAY”

I requested off for for the holidays three months in advance and today they called me and asked if I could do it another time. Could I spend Christmas with my family some other time?

I hope Dick got to see the I LOVE LA pilot before he passed

Honestly, kind of shocked that he was only 84.

I don’t think anyone is going to be rockin’ to this one anytime soon youtu.be/67cHrAaIvws?...

Since we’re having all this piss conversation I want to bring up something that has been driving me nuts… Lately at Ye Rustic every dude has been using the bathroom like it’s a single occupancy. There’s a toilet and a urinal in there. Unless someone has to shit, it can fit two!

I want to know how long they weren’t able to sell alcohol at Dodgers Stadium last night

Today I learned Kenny Lofton has a song writing credit on a Ruben Studdard album www.mlb.com/cut4/kenny-l...

Fucking Treinen is going to fuck it up. Just watch!

Imagine if Spawn was playing in the World Series

Fun night

lol this poster is really fucking obnoxious

It really feels like in the last few weeks or so Waymo has conquered east LA. I constantly see them now.

I tried to go to IHOB today and found out they changed their name to IHOP?

Playing a song called “I Can’t Lose” during the Standing Up To Cancer segment seems like a choice

Really enjoying this World Series intro set to “Trasatlanticism”

I loved how Stav was pretty tame on this week’s Blank Check until the end where it went full on Cum Town with that THE KING’S SPEECH dick sucking bit

Every time I have to see an ad for THE RUNNING MAN I’m kind of startled at just how washed Edgar Wright is.

Jesus fuck this cover lol

They don’t make em like they used to

Yeah, Kobe will be breaking this team up around January

Good first game of the season!