If someone offers you these top tier nft apes, don’t touch them.

A lot of thin skinned smug types on here.

Fewer

Out portal hunting ⚪️🍂

Motherfucking D F

The dirty bastards.

*wipes tears of National Pride*

How it started. How it’s going. 😆

This is the gift that keeps on giving - the more you look at it then the more astonishing it becomes - a never ending joy that is now yours to behold... Pub Sign by Salisbury Plain

Many years ago autocorrect changed his name to Bruised Foreskin. And Bruised Foreskin he’s been in this house ever since.

I had you down as Mossy Danny DeVito

On Bluesky? Ghost of a sodding ghost.

Tuesday

Please post what you’ll wear when you become dictator. This is mine.

Follow me. I look like this

Follow me. I look like this

What’s He Building In There?

To all my haters

This is no place for levity.

Brian knows me only too well. And you if you’re still running an X account. Cheers Bri.

The day job.

NEWS JUST IN………………..

Happy Birthday Sausage Fingers.

If you see this, post any photo in your gallery without explanation.

If you see this, post any photo in your gallery without explanation.

Twitter users. Hideous perverts. Not like here then.

@ me, you crayon bastard

What does it take to liven up Bluesky? Hentai Yak with lobster?

Dog sneeze.

The infamous Westminster Bridge 'dicks'

Battenburg, king of cakes

Show me a picture that tells everyone who you are.

Framing Belfron Tower Prints for my exhibition at the Pasmore Gallery, Harrow School. PV 10th November 6-8pm . Let me know if you want to come. #Monotypes

Scrim sketch continuum

that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight smoking with my chicken

Just dropped in to sniff the air.

Halloween cookie.

Yesterdays very entertaining talk with @brandford.bsky.social at Thames-Side Gallery 'Breaking the Narrative' photo credit Janus Vancols

This morning, I've seen politics, Trump and wordle grids here. It's a matter of time now before the lads arrive....😱

Busy weekend.

Different platform- same shit.

Hope you can make it to my exhibition TIME & PLACE - Pasmore Gallery, Harrow School, 1 Grove Hill, Harrow, HA1 3HQ - PV 10th November 6-8pm and by appointment Mon-Fri until 7th December. Ask me for details.

Give it some cringe.

Over here as well: Nicole Eisenman at the Whitechapel Gallery. Don’t waste your time on other stuff.

Had quite a busy weekend.