Just need a console table and this office wall is gone

this PAC, “democratic youth wave,” has poured over $100,000 into a single delaware based corporation with a generic sounding name that came into existence shortly after the PAC was formed in 2024. they’re using this man’s murder to fundraise for some vague fucking grift.

I do recommend this book

Hear me out, what if we created chances instead of holding our dicks on a regular basis? I dunno, I know that’s hard

Lads, it’s Liverpool

Well well you idiots score another

Replay please

Ole

lol: this is why I’m on a walk

Mo. What the fuck lmfao

Ah, I see I napped through another murder by the paramilitary death squads. Fun

Just woke up from a short nap to see spurs are chiellini’ing it lol

It’s cool that the domestic paramilitary death squads roving the streets call themselves that and the best thing we’ve got is folks saying give them more money.

That should count

Lol

Hammers gonna conspire to blow this, right? There’s a bubbles not the only thing they’re gonna blow today joke here

Just got out of my morning mtg and what the fuck is happening at the stadium of light lmfao

Thousands outside Terminal 1 at the Minneapolis airport now.

Milos & Kostas as our left-back battalion, then. What's the cartoon equivalent of these two? Ren & Stimpy? Timon & Pumba?

how do you fuck a storm

“She tells us in Spanish that migrants can’t use corporate rideshare services because there have been reports of Uber drivers taking people directly to ICE.” A country of snitches. www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/...

Opta, we need a graph depicting height and completed cringes yesterday.

There is a long list of things the administration has taken down or replaced. Some are like this, in public places. Others are displays within agency office buildings. I would really like someone to write something for us that tallies up as many of these examples as is possible to get info on

The world folds into itself. (I resonate. I had a submission dinged when the editor claimed I had mismeasured the Dunning-Kruger effect. Umm.)

broke: arsenal 2026 vs man utd 2008 woke: maldini vs napoleon

"A representative from the UAE" aka City Football Group Chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak

There is absolutely zero value to AI image generation and in fact, I'd argue its entire point is to be corrosive to the basic tenets of society

On the other hand I think it would be very funny to retitle literary fiction light novel style. “Oh No! This Author Stand-In is Unhappily Married”

Possibly new record short appearance in courtroom this morning: three minutes from walking in to walking out, so that’s nice

Manc twat

I know nothing matters, but maybe the whole everything is war bits the balance of the country couldn't wait to sign up for back in the wake of a single attack 24 years ago was a bad idea

It had been 349 days since Liverpool rocked up a 3+ goal / clean sheet victory.

Some people might feel Marseille shoulda got something out od that match with all their possession but I didn't feel like they de Zerbit

Imagine being enough of a cunt you put this on or owned it lmfao. GTFO of my space and slink back to your loser existence

on the phone, but imagine letting cody score against you

lol - I guess they all count

sure all those tifos are super intimidating if you speak french lads

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

You’re welcome

I think writing a philosophical treatise on what a handball is could be in order as an exercise

Hugo looks off, but imagine being allowed to counter! Look at that! An actual fuckin chance!

I have been told that this undercover ICE agent tried to get observers to scan a QR code “for his website”. The QR code did not resolve to a link. DO NOT SCAN UNKNOWN QR CODES FROM STRANGERS. This is a massive security risk! Bad things can happen to you if you do it! Stay frosty, friends.

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

Many were asking for the icedozer design on a t-shirt so here you go. Thanks to @danktech.io for putting it together. To be clear the shirt is at cost and there are links to donate separately to Los Bros' school, which you are 100% honor system obligated to do if you get one or I'll curse you.

Missed most of it traveling but pretty good game

Big boy run

That’s a terrible penalty jfc

“When researchers at the Center for AI Safety tested AI agents’ ability to complete remote work tasks, not a single model was able to complete more than three percent of their assignments.”

Yikes

"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"