LRT: Is it time to finally see folks truly turn on Dylan? He sucks sucks sucks. I will be vindicated

Dang, you either die Bob Dylan, or you live long enough to see yourself become Bob Dylan.

It's Van Gogh's birthday today, so we are contractually obligated to point you toward this ridiculous piece in our archives by Audrey Burges. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

"there is no plane"

“A few errors”

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

try and imagine a bigger W as an academic

Jesus Christ

This has come up several times as mystification at why Sir Keir sucks up to important people he regards as equals, but stomps all over people he views as inferior. A mystery so deep and baffling that it can only be understood if you’ve ever e.g. had a job, or gone to school.

He raised us… our first anti capitalist globalist text was literally animaniacs

We go again

is it cool if i war from home today

PSG players between UCL games against Liverpool

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LRT: who is out there thinking duke is less hateable, lmao

No.

Accidental Ghibli.

every time I see another round of staying on twitter for politics discourse it makes me chuckle with the degree of "but I'm built different" it requires to think sitting around in that shit is somehow going to be a good thing; stunning lack of understanding how things work, but c'est la vie

lmao

A good bear is hard to find indeed

Announcing a price rise after trotting out absolute dreck all yr

Teaching an American about peace of mind: Imagine a burger…

The cameron winter album is pretty good

The Minister allowing this needs to resign.

Let me guess without reading, there will absolutely be teachers but they won’t be classified as such to avoid unions and reasonable pay, the end goal of every tech endeavour the last two decades.

hope they all choke on their hubris trying to shove this garbage down people's throats

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"When Guy Partnerman and Lady Millionaire purchased a brownstone in the most Brooklyn-themed neighborhood of Brooklyn, there was only one drawback: the home was too beautiful." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tra...

Wrote about attending a World Cup event and getting mad all over again that this country has chosen to be hostile to the celebration of diversity and cultures that saves the sport from being just a pure money exercise open.substack.com/pub/somethin...

Madrid using chat gpt for medical advice has got to be the funniest malpractice I’ve seen in ages

The greatest: Mo Salah

all the misery merchants on the other site that spent the halcyon days of 2017-2025 unfulfilled, realizing it's the end of an era and they'll never have fully enjoyed Mo in action:

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What a stat

a modest proposal to take computers and the vote from old people unless they're licensed

well, maybe he'll score some goals to end the CL campaign and we can do the thing

Is there anything funnier than Trent getting semi Wayne bridged out of the England squad by his own gaffer?

"A supposedly hellish thing I'll never do again b/c I killed myself"

You think all the news is bad, and then you find out "fumblerooski" made the OED

Dork Force 1. I can give both of em a wedgie.

waiting for the guy that deservedly got his ass beat to whine to the dickhead in the white house and become a cause celebre now that it's been shown he's a whingy little fascist cunt

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Putting these in my backyard so I can feel like a Man U manager who is about to get sacked

The 92NY canceled my appearance in late October 2023 after I signed a ceasefire letter and reiterated my support for BDS. But they're ok with having this gentleman, Ilya Shapiro, who seems to like genocide and is vocal about it.

If they really cared about honoring great Southern men of the Civil War they’d be all about Montgomery Meigs, a Union General from Georgia who revolutionized the US Army’s logistical supply chain and developed Arlington National Cemetery out of pure loathing of Lee. An all-time hater.

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