They sent me to war :( and I kept going back by choice :( over and over again :( working for people somehow more evil than the US government :(

Christopher Wslken saying "Grogu" with a heavy emphasis on the last syllable.

“I cannot afford him” fucking killed me

Salah mentioned "doubters to believers" and "heavy metal football". If only he had found a way to shoehorn in that weird thing Jurgen used to say about wives waiting for the husbands in jail it would have been his greatest hat trick to date

well damn I might finally get to share some of the work I did back in 2024 😭😅 #BES #BlueEyeSamurai

Man, if I had a full scale player mutiny on my hands where the team were clapping in the mentions of the guy that won me a title after he called me a dumb cunt and the only ppl defending me were some online weirdos I’d simply not return from my wkly ibiza jaunt

Incredible goalkeeping by Chelsea lol

Personally offended war and peace and anna Karenina made the top ten or the list, generally. Tolstoy is so goddam overrated. Notes from underground is better than both. Grapes of wrath should be in here.

Do you know how stupid you have to be to do this lmfao

Gonna have to mute every iteration of the word birth, aren’t I. Fuckin freaks

Went to refill coffee and there’s a magic pen for Celtic? What was it for?

Haaahahahahahahahahaha. Fuck you celtic

Odyssey marketing is a psyop

Is paramount in the US for the hearts match crapping / failing to load for anyone else?

If electricity prices went up 76% to subsidize the solar industry, people would completely lose their shit. But doing it to subsidize the Slop Industry is apparently kosher.

Outcoached by Ollie

So, of players I give a shit about keeping we’re at VVD, kerkez, leoni, Szobo, Hugo, Wirtz, Rio, and Grav. I think that’s it? Fun times

Getting played off to the worst piece of shit song ever, too, lol

a fun thing about this team is when they can't seem to create any kind of decent open play chance they entirely give up doing anything but generally passing it around to static standing positions before losing it easily then get scored on; it's really fun to watch

great defending lads! fantastic stuff! I would be annoyed with 10 year olds for being that afraid of the ball, you fuckin losers

slot should have to walk back, not that he wouldn't just get a plane to the netherlands from london anyway

tell me more about how lfc actually don't fuckin suck! really, I can't wait to hear more from the cherry picking stat dorks

I like how chiesa just stood there and did come out w/ the defensive line, which is schoolboy level stuff; good job!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO honestly we deserve to be down 3-1

oh get up, macca, you whiny tit

we are getting our asses kicked out there lmfao; lucky we're only down 1; this is like the inverse of the ali scoring to nick CL qualification; zero fuckin belief

so outside the first five matches of the year we're clipping along at what, 12th / 13th place pace in the prem? bang up stuff

live footage of LFC

"not sure if gakpo was in an offside position or not" - I can promise you there is only one option

it would be so funny if they call this back lmfao

"The A.I. economy we are building promises that companies will be able to make profits without making career paths. That’s the entire selling point."

we all ready for the Barkley winner today?

I do not want to fucking know who the set piece coach is on any team in the epl; stop it

wonder if szobo loses his mind enough today to pick up a red

also looking forward to the usual suspects trying to say actually, liverpool were on top the 15 minutes prior to that, when that largely consisted of creating nothing but a chance for dom to take a potshot from 30

looking forward to the team giving up now

who could possibly have seen that coming

Just the vibes of a bunch of classically trained musicians being told they have to play Freebird for 90 minutes.

cody, you. are. ex.haus.ting.

we haven't had a great balloon / beach ball incident in a long time; why not today

joe slipping on a tight angle shot from 26: stars, they're just like us!

aight, finally got the stream up after some phone calls; I'm sure this will be fun, lol

tired of frimpong being out for no reason at all; what the fuck

So 4231 I guess?

all these people volunteering for the mass psychosis machine, lmfao; between this and vulture piece on the internet being nothing more than rapid fire promotional clips I'm glad I just don't use tech for anything at other than sending emails and ms word, lol

An estimated 200 people have been illegally murdered in the Caribbean.

you might be in what used to be Dubuque, but there will be bones from lemon pepper chicken wings on the sidewalk