"If someone offers you a seat on the Titan deep-sea submersible. Don't ask, will it implode and vaporize us instantly? Just get on and enjoy the ride"

7 - With their 2-0 win at Seattle on Friday, Gotham FC is the first team in #NWSL history to keep seven clean sheets in their first 10 games of a season. Swarming.

Salah mentioned "doubters to believers" and "heavy metal football". If only he had found a way to shoehorn in that weird thing Jurgen used to say about wives waiting for the husbands in jail it would have been his greatest hat trick to date

Ngl I thought that was Stuart Armstrong who had been managing Chelsea all month

Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

It’s funny to see the (rightful) outrage at World Cup ticket prices in the context of I just bought tickets to my first ever NFL game and those prices are like the same as a once in a lifetime World Cup experience. What a fucked sporting situation Americans find themselves in lmao

Just looked at the Mexican Women’s football league and what do you mean there’s a team with a -51 goal differential from 17 games lmao

We play wingers at fullback, our CB ends shows up at LW on a counter attack. What a team, bats on top

Worth every penny and more

Let's see what ChatGPT cooked up for Laura Harvey this week

I would never make a generalization about an entire country’s population. But every Argentinian is the exact same person lmao

Temu ass Slippy G

Watching our players make a Flying V formation around the opposing keeper. The English premier league is so unserious. I hate it so much

every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line

Hey siri play Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Jaedyn Shaw, iconic on and off the pitch

Would be kinda funny if Xabi followed up his stint at Madrid by going to Chelsea. Just the two most toxic imaginable environments for a manager back to back

Legitimately one of the cooler freebies I’ve gotten at a game

First vintage NWSL refereeing performance of the season (derogatory)

Hello Mayor

No Rose tomorrow is a bummer especially with the form she's been in. I wonder if we see Lily come back into LB, Reiten finally get to play LW, and Shaw move into the 10.

I’ve just seen a big LFC fan account make an entire thread about how we need to bring Darwin back. And all the replies are agreeing lmao

Me in the dressing room talking to the Liverpool squad

Not safe for Valverde to stay at Madrid. Guess he'll just have to come to Liverpool whoops 🤷‍♂️

Bayern lost because of the insane shape of Kompany's head

This referee has gotta be a fan of a different BuLi team. Decades watching Bayern get everything their own way and he is not going to stand for it anymore. Not on his watch. My 🐐

Not as much build up for this champions league final today as I expected. But this definitely is the final. There is not another champions league game after this

Say what you want about Arsenal fans being unbearable. Bernardo Silva not winning the league is always something to celebrate.

Clutch when it counted 💪 Gotham FC forward Jordynn Dudley is the April Rookie of the Month presented by Ally!

Since giving up on the concept of fullbacks, Gotham have gone undefeated and have not conceded. It’s a scientific fact that fullbacks are simply bad wingers.

Jordynn Dudley x Jaedyn Shaw

And the haters wanted to sack baldy at halftime. He was just lulling them into a sense of security before striking.

I fear the ball grazing Sesko's finger will fuel Liverpool podcasts for yet another week of "well at 1-0 it was still anyone's game. For the 20th time this season, if only we had a bit of luck..."

Still no fullbacks. This time 19 shots. And more importantly just some really impressive play all over the pitch. Gotham’s biggest issue last season was inconsistency, would be fantastic to see them go on a run here and I think they just might

Gotham FC 🤝 Rookie of the year 🤝 Jenna 2023 🤝 Lily 2025 🤝 Dudley 🔜

Gotham won, Liverpool won, fetty wap is playing, and I’m drinking wine out of a mug. Life has peaked

1 goal in 4 games without Guro Reiten. 3 goals in 1 half with Guro Reiten. Really makes you think

Bats 👏 Beat 👏 Everybody 👏

This is really increasing my belief that fullbacks shouldn’t exist and you should just always play wingers there instead

Some lovely British weather to welcome Guro to the NWSL

Lining up in the classic 2-2-6 formation.

I’m sorry I missed it or glad I didn’t have to watch it lmao

Munoz looking like Constantine Hatzidakis the way he’s throwing elbows at Andy Robertson

Not to be a hater, I love all forms of protest. But I’m not sure holding up a yellow piece of paper is really going to swing the needle too much on this one.

We’re 1 month into the season and Gotham has 1 fully fit defender

Midge Purce continues to be the coolest person doing the coolest shit

Omg I love baseball @rollsonshabbos.bsky.social

How I'm watching Guro Reiten's first Gotham interview

Fabian Hurzeler has been the best manager in the league this season and no one else is even close. In this essay I

Woke up yesterday and there was water coming through my ceiling. Woke up today and the dog I’m watching was shitting in my kitchen.