I’ll tell you it’s so rewarding when I get texts like this from friends who only know soccer through me. This is my legacy 🥹

King Charles is gonna be on the phone with Infantino to suspend the red card during the next hydration break

“Omg you don’t get this atmosphere anywhere else” and it’s just 45 minutes of fans singing homophobic slurs

I truly despise both of these teams and deeply despise both of their fan bases. I’m loving these goals because the sadness in the defenders eyes is filling my soul. The way the sport was meant to be enjoyed.

Obsessed with the co-commentator saying the difficult of playing at higher altitudes is “all in your mind” lmao

A match that divides me to my core. What do I love more? My Norwegian friends, or Don Carlo’s eyebrows?

Ppl always talk about how since VAR came in referees don’t make calls and figure the VAR will sort it out. And this World Cup has taken that idea to a whole new level. Just so many blatant times a defender cleans a player out and the referee looks offended that the forward went to ground lmao

Watching Jaedyn Shaw play football for my club. What a time to be alive

Everyone shut the fuck up gotham game starts soon

Paraguay is the kind of team I would cheer for at their World Cup because of their country. But I’ve never been able to on account of their team insisting on always being the caricature of what everyone hates about footballers.

Hell yeah brother, happy 4th

July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

Not gonna watch the next match because what’s even the point of living anymore 💙🦈

Cape Verde you absolute heroes. Also we’ve been scammed, the whole thing is rigged and I’m calling for a full investigation into fifa. Heads on pikes

Pentagrams on the floor, sacrifices on the alter, my whole being is helping push Cape Verde over the line

You can knock Cape Verde out, but if fifa knocked them out by allowing a quick free kick when the keeper wasn’t set I would have burned their headquarters to the ground

This team means more to me than you will ever know 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻

I’m torn because I want Mo Salah to be happy, but I also want to cheer for the keeper that @neboneid.bsky.social wants to fuck

I love the German national team, I’ve always been a dedicated supporter of the German national team

“We have a WhatsApp group with Rute and Diogo and we continue to talk there. Whenever something special happens I can continue to send him messages.” I know you’ll be telling him all about it this match Ruben, he’ll be so proud of you

She’s just like me ever since VAR was introduced

Idk if this is a real quote but I just saw someone quote Klopp as saying "My perfect full-back is a right winger who doesn’t score enough goals" and it's such a relief to know he was reading my posts all along @bfootball.bsky.social

Yael said an interesting thing about this squad with Sam Kerr in it. She mentioned specifically that Esther can play in the 10, and that Rose can play in the 8 and went on to say we will see all the top talent on the field together.

Me watching future rookie of the year Jordynn Dudley

Bro she won’t stop.

A thing I hope that stops in the coming years of football discourse is the “I’ve seen them given” defense of a call. Every competition has a different set of rules and most competitions update their rules multiple times each year. What you remember seeing once 5 years ago has no truly relevance.

A thing that stands out to me is a lot of my LFC American friends say they can’t cheer for a team that “he’s” on. But I talked to them everyday when they cheered for a team with a RB that beat his girlfriend, and a DM who refused to kneel for BLM, a LW who groomed a child, a CM sexually assaulted a

Absolutely horrific day for the haters and losers unfortunately. Record setting levels of losing for the haters in this world cup I fear

I’d rarely bet against a Bosnian who’s trying to start a fist fight on the pitch. But I’m always backing my man Tyler Adams. Mans 5’4 and keeps a shiv tucked in his shin guards

I’ve thought it was Friday every day this week.

My dog is on an unparalleled groundhog killing spree and I just want it to stop

That DR Congo player laughing and point in kane’s face is a meme I will use for years. Probably the thing I will remember longest from this world cup

There will be a lot of discussion about the contracts of AKB, Jess Carter, and Rose. Rightfully so, they have been 3 of our best players this season. But Mandy and Midge have been with the club for long enough that they feel foundational to the culture that has brought in so much success.

I haven't been watching this match on account of the fact that I have a job. But why has no one on my timeline mentioned that Norway kits are just Hanes crewneck undershirts.

Tired: Watching the world cup Wired: Watching Jaedyn Shaw on the Amazon Live Stream "Watch Party Goals Presented by Adidas"

Gotham’s divock origi. Katie often wasnt starting for us, but almost all the trophies we’ve won over the years were thanks to vital goals she scored in high pressure moments. The impact of these types of players is hard to overstate. An absolute legend.

A heartwarming story, late equalizer scored by a man who threatened to kill his ex. In line with the culture of a team captained by a rapist.

Oh Cody ♥️♥️♥️

As Paraguay knocks out Germany I’m pouring some out for the haters and losers who told me that the US beating Paraguay 4-1 was actually not impressive

This for every match except the ones that involve teams I cheer for

If that’s called in the premier league Arsenal will get relegated next year 🙌

Love them or hate them, these eyebrows are inevitable

🚨 SAM KERR RETURNS 🚨 One of the greatest players in #NWSL history is back at Gotham FC. The former Sky Blue FC star has signed a multiyear contract through 2030. During her previous stint with the club, Kerr scored 28 goals in 40 appearances. Full story ⬇️ southwardcentral.com/gotham-fc/sa...

Today I feel Australian

Sam Kerr’s return to Gotham FC is truly the mark of how far this team has come since the Sky Blue days. I spoke exclusively with Kerr about her decision to return, how the #NWSL has changed, and what Kristie Mewis told her about Gotham to seal the deal. www.si.com/soccer/ahead...

All of this energy and only this energy at Gotham please

It’s gonna be a good day

Harry Kane? Cristiano Ronaldo? Luis Diaz? These men have nothing on my goat Jordynn Dudley

This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.