This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna walk into oncoming traffic

I’ve heard this a lot of different people and I get it. But I’m gonna be so honest to you when I say whether you want to sing it or not, ‘it doesn’t help them play better’ is completely irrelevant to whether fans should or should not honor Diogo in this way.

Jesus to his disciples:

Here's the full video

8th seed making it to the NWSL finals have a lot of people asking how they’ve done it. And coach Juan Carlos will tell you he starts by not asking chat gpt for advice.

She’s the greatest player in the world. IM BEING SERIOUS

Remember when Gotham paid an NWSL record fee for Jaedyn Shaw and then gave her a contract extension till 2029?

All the good guys won today. All the bad guys lost. I’ve called out of work and am on my second bud light. This is the American dream

In the famous words of your countryman Lucas Leiva…Unluckeeeeeeeeeeee

Bats are back and beating everybody ya know

I truly despise the Orlando pride specifically, and everyone from the city of Orlando more broadly.

Wish me luck today. If we lose I am going to pass away and I am taking the entire state of Florida with me.

The thing they never tell you about starting a distribution as an organization that doesn’t have a warehouse, is that your spare room becomes the organization’s warehouse 🫡

"Underdog my ass. We are not an underdog." — Jaedyn Shaw on Gotham coming into the playoffs as the 8 seed

JCA: "I love it, and at the same time, I hate it because it's too much emotion." That's the NWSL babyyyyyy.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Katie Stengel experience

BATS BEAT EVERY FUCKING BODY

Last season Gotham conceded an equalizer in the 93rd minute before losing on penalties in the semi’s. They have just conceded a 96th minute equalizer in the quarters. Pain.

Every Gotham player getting booed as they try to run down the rest of this clock

Jaelin Howell how is such a brilliant midfielder. So physically dominant, brilliant tackler, powerful shot. But technically such a good dribbler, so good at drawing fouls. She just has a bit of everything to her game.

Gotham now need to push for a 2nd goal. Too often this year have they gotten the opener then they’ve sat back and allowed the other team to build back into the game. The kneed to keep their foot on the gas pedal and try and put KC to bed ASAP. #GothamFC #KCvGFC #NWSL

I’m making smoothies anyone want one?

Saw a friend post "Pray for our nations leaders, but don't forget that THE leader sits on a throne in heaven now and forever" and I thought it was @mkstnr.bsky.social doing his bit. But it was just some guy, being serious.

Can anyone on here think of an alternative to distributing whole ass turkeys for a non profit on a tight budget? I’m working towards a concept of thanksgiving to go bags for people that will have instant mashed potatoes, instant stuffing, canned green beans, cranberry sauce etc.

Anyone know where I left my 36 barrels of gunpowder? I can’t find them anywhere

Ah shit I just remembered he has an aloof wife. NYC is doomed

Imagine resigning in disgrace just to re-enter politics years later and lose in disgrace twice in the same election.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

I've seen enough: Zohran Mamdani (D) defeats Andrew Cuomo (I) and Curtis Sliwa (R) in the the NYC Mayoral Election

His name is Mac Allister, midfielder of midfielders. Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair.

The part of me that lives entirely for the drama thinks it’d be a little funny if Trent scored and celebrated here

Describing all my NYC friends who are voting today

I’m gonna say “this is classic ad hominem” anytime anyone calls me out on my bullshit for the next decade and sadly not a single soul will ever know the obscure Bluesky tweet that I’m referencing smh

Ultimately this game does not matter that much for Gotham, but going into the playoffs on what is currently one of your worst performances of the season doesn’t feel great. Let’s see if they can improve the vibes in the second half.

I think you need to take Duran off unfortunately, she’s just not near the level needed.

The courage are playing like a team that need to win to have a shot at the playoffs. Gotham playing like a team that have already qualified. 😕

I’m gonna die for the people because I’m gonna live for the people because I love the people

You’re telling me the fresh prince hit that home run???

I hope this baseball game goes for 18 innings. That’d be cool

This fella was just at bat and now he’s pitching. They let you do both?

Listen I’m not going to watch the baseball game because it’s a horrible sport and I detest it. But I thought about watching it and that tells you how big of a game this is.

Title is ours as long as @ej1892.bsky.social finds a place to hide in Anfield and stay there till May

Every time I see him I think “Andre isn’t even my name mate”

Switched from Bundesliga to the premier league and I swear to god this is another sport. This league is about to start instituting rules like roughing the passer and ineligible receiver downfield

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“Oh you must be Spider-Man!” Neb says as he pours a ladle full of beans into the child’s bucket

What??? It was just starting to hit its stride!

Should’ve saved midge’s Halloween pics to announce a Gotham contract extension