This gross fucking turd is going to send the US army into Iran to die while he shits in his pants a little every time he goes to sit down in his buggy.

I just saw an ad for Adobe AI (obviously not by choice) and they said the line “where personalisation actually makes you feel more human.” And I flinched as I had a flashback to Ms O’Connor one of my high school English teachers and what she would’ve done if she read a line like that out of a book.

Politically I get why this had to happen, but my first thought was, these “savings” will disappear by next week when the Cheeto sends in the army causing the chaos to escalate exponentially. The government should have used a similar amount to subsidise evs for low income earners.

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BREAKING: Israel has confirmed its soldiers will not be joining the US in the ground invasion of Iran, due to the concern that they would have to fight grown men, rather than unarmed women and children

My entire life I’ve witnessed the Aussie press tell the Aussie public everything the US president does is somehow above reproach, so it’s been more than a little jarring seeing headlines in our major newspapers calling the Cheeto an idiot.

Imagine the shock those fanatical US evangelicals are going to experience when they see the new Herod is preventing Christians from congregating in churches.

What a man.

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I haven’t slept this good in years.

you should be able to opt for an at-fault divorce if your partner listens to joe rogan. it's not enough for him to know what he did to end the marriage, it needs to be written into the public record.

Our opposition party 😂. Dumb fucks.

Every day I am amazed at how little this clusterfuck of a war is treated as a clusterfuck.

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The urge to treat honest work with disdain tells me you’re an asshole.

Absolute ear worm. music.apple.com/au/music-vid...

In a just world, we’d have had more than a single album from Plains. music.apple.com/au/artist/pl...

I love this country.

Why though? I was led to believe this is the future. Do you not want us to have a future?

Old comrades ✊🏽🫡 cant believe it’s been 20 years since I first heard this. Still relevant of course cause we are cursed. music.apple.com/au/album/sta...

I’ve found the problem, Slot’s on one of those fractal work contracts.

Thanks to the Cheeto Liverpool FC is the least of my concerns. #glasshalffull

We would have more points if Elliott was returned from his loan at Villa and that’s a fact. Whose pigheadedness prevented that from happening?

It must take some skill to take a team with Wirtz and make them look this bad so regularly.

That’s not a fucking foul

Agent Dunk?

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

KERKEZ

The shit Wirtz is doing is insane and then he’s got a Gakpo in front of him

Seriously. Just bring Klopp back.

Cody gonna test my patience for 100 minutes.

Do better. That’s not a fucking foul.

I WANT NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT SET PIECE COACHES EVERY AGAIN.

Can’t believe our physios didn’t use the magic spray. Frauds.

Same as it ever was, really, but the whole world is held hostage by about 12 absolutely despicable men. And when you stop to think about that, it makes you wonder.

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

Just seen the club statement about racist abuse directed at Konate. Shameful, abhorrent behaviour. The club state that social media platforms need to do more & this is correct. They could also lead by example & get off of the cesspit that is X

Trusting the Zuck with anything is plain stupid.

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Just more evidence of the absolute insanity of these people.

Can’t believe this didn’t make me a world famous poster.

Sasha Boey would make an incredible buoy because he keeps going to….ground

If I was part of a government anywhere in the world, I’d be selling this as an opportunity to be done with foreign oil once and for all and I’d have a raft of policies that made it easier for all citizens to ditch their reliance on ICE vehicles.

Book launch day! “Your Data Will Be Used Against You: Policing in the Age of Self Surveillance” is out. Bluesky friends, I would be so grateful if you would buy a copy. And if you can’t afford it, could you at least share this announcement. Thank you. #BookSky politics-prose.com/search?q=You...

Are you telling me the World Series of baseball isn’t really the “world”?

Incredible.

Who thinks this is going to be anything but a bloodbath? If I was a sitting member of the US congress, I’d be pissed that these marines are being sent in to be harmed with no conceivable chance of a successful mission and id probably want to do everything within my power to stop it from happening.

Ai in a nutshell.