i stand corrected

American men are not built for it maybe

Super surprised I didn't get outbid on this amazing offer from @kindhandsdesignco.bsky.social for @romancingthevote.com! That's almost enough custom dyed yarn for a sweater 😍 www.32auctions.com/organization...

Still just $76!! Sharing again because it's so hot here that I can't really focus on anything except the auction about to hit $150k

Let me tell you about roller derby! For democracy! From the mechanics of the game, to the community of skaters, to what it's like to break your leg (twice) and get back on skates.

Want to know how museum objects are stored? I have opinions on ethafoam. So many opinions.

RUN FAST, @oliviawrites.bsky.social always vanishes like a fast moving zombie!!!!! www.32auctions.com/organization...

auction.romancingthevote.com GO FORTH. SNIPE. FIGHT. WIN.

I was accidentally rude to the guy at the deli counter and now I can never get sliced meats again.

I did it! Bid to talk with me about museums or roller derby!

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If you see something like this close the page immediately; if you follow the instructions you will be pwned.

Wackadoodle and almost too silly are descriptors which immediately compel me to place a hold on this at my local library.

Spicy Book Blast is back with over 80+ free erotic romance and erotica titles, including my book, Loaned Out 🌶️❤️🍒 spicybookblast.com #Romancelandia #SmutSky #BookSky

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

YESSSS. This is the kind of summer read I want. That title! The ridiculousness. Yes please.

An Education In Longing is Read now for an extremely limited time, just 24 hours, so snag it while you can! This one is like if Never Sweeter and Coppola’s Dracula had a book baby. www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...

The existence of Evil-Lyn implies the existence of Good-Lyn

I freaking loved this book. So much fun!

Me, when someone tries to get me to use AI:

#Romancelandia OMG OMG OMG! 🎉🎉🎉 My first self pubbed novel is live!!!!! I DID IT! 🙌 Looking for an action adventure marriage-in-trouble romcom that's like a sexy twist on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids? 👀 SHRUNKATION is for you 🐚 Avail. on KU, ebook, paperback, and can get signed copies on my site. 🔗👇

#romancelandia The celebration continues 🥳 This might be my best release day gift/away I've ever done! 🤩 Signed rebinded copy, crochet seagull with empanada, beaded pin, hand embroidered bag, needle felt landscape, seashell bookmark, art card and stickers. Throwing your name in is free. 🔗in bio👈

FYI: WORLD'S OKAYEST ORACLE is part of Berkley's Summer Sweethearts sweepstakes, which runs until 5/30! 💕 Here's where to enter: bit.ly/4uzoYrE

I forgot about these, but I spent So Long searching for the perfect skin.

If you enjoyed all the knitting and yarn references in Murder by Memory or Nobody’s Baby, you might like to know there’s a free pattern for the fern shawl! www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

Someone has reminded me about After Hours at Dooryard Books, and now I am physically restraining myself from rereading After Hours at Dooryard Books

Every once in a while I have a dream that's not a stress dream or a mundane activity dream, but is instead a weird narrative dream. Had one of those last night. Woke up and wrote it down before forgetting. @oldchum.bsky.social confirmed it was, indeed, weird.

It means so much. One year a club I advised all wrote me amazing heartfelt cards at graduation. I keep them in my office if I need a boost.

It me.

The Nalgene bottles I drink from everyday working at a university are older than some of the students who go here.

Sonia Manzano (Sesame Street's Maria) is the queen of the exasperated take to the camera. Enjoy this epic video montage of Maria doing what she does best! www.toughpigs.com/sonia-tribute/

Sneezed so loud in my office the person on the other side of my wall emailed "Bless you."

My favorite art history genre is "Judith beheading Holofernes"

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Thank you Google Maps for respecting this cow’s privacy.

Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates

Holy fucking shit, I was NOT ready for how hard I'd laugh at this

I had one, Amanda, and when I tell you that I imprinted on that book. I can still remember so many details!

my synagogue's knitting group is selling a bunch of beautiful donated yarn on ravelry to benefit our upcoming 2026 warm clothing drive! ALL proceeds will be set aside for this year's wishlist!! deets: www.ravelry.com/discuss/yarn... the yarn: www.ravelry.com/people/mater...

Imagining one of the smarmy killers actually shooting Columbo, only for him to smile back at the killer and say "Just one more thing..." before exploding into golden light.

In this snippet for #FridayFling prompt "whisper," Shelley Igor is messing around with Frankenstein's Monster when things take a spooky turn. From The Mad Scientist & Her Ghost. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G8QHDK7H #Romancelandia #BookSky

You can get two great Jess K Hardy books for $0 at Amazon today. COME AS YOU ARE amzn.to/4ejxiXA LIPS LIKE SUGAR amzn.to/4u6Pj0f We've recommended COME AS YOU ARE on multiple episodes, and LIPS LIKE SUGAR was a Best of 2024 pick. fatedmates.net/best-romance...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me. theonion.com/illinois-bec...

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

You all are talking about “the Pope is weak on crime” and I feel like the real gem is “should get his act together as Pope.”

Friends! I’M HERE TO HELP will be out in October! In case you’re interested in a small-town therapist sick of watching powerful men in her town get away with bad shit.

This live stream of re-entry is amazing.