It's funny when somebody talks like a normal person and then successfully pronounces Mario "merry-oh" and you realize they're a secret New Yorker.

BREAKING NEWS: We just won a lawsuit protecting elections and voting rights. Read more about what happened and why it matters in Oregon. #orpol #breakingnews

You know you’re in a recession when even a bear can’t find a nice house to live under

We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.

Congress is about to make a huge push into online ID verification, entrenching the power of big tech and mandating that they collect even MORE data on users. Mass surveillance/censorship laws are being framed as “child safety” but they’re really abt at removing LGBTQ ppl, repro justice info, etc.

So… they cut funding for research into cures for cancer but are going to spend loads of money *checks notes* running a whole other country?

There's some voiceover of Maelle's mom in Expedition 33 talking to her literally right after she was born telling her that she's strong. Like dude, you don't even know her yet, wtf. (there's a montage of her time as an adult in the game, but the voiceover is from however many years ago it is)

So long, 2025

shrimps is bugs

This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

I miss being able to swap drives without taking my whole damned computer apart. Just as handy little tool-less caddies for SATA drives became fully normalized, everything went to m.2 and now it's under some heat sink with the graphics card on top and bleeh. I wish they did some desktop u.2 thing.

Stepping from one world to another for this week's #RandomGameSaturday with Funcom's The Longest Journey. Still one of my favourite point and click adventure games. 💜 I connected so hard with April Ryan too at the time, making it even more of a special first experience.

Since the US is getting rid of the penny, they should make it illegal for prices to end in any number other than 0 or 5 from now on. Canada (already penniless) doesn't do it, but they should. Also, you can grandfather gas in since that's already doing evil tenth of a cent stuff anyway.

I'm at the combination

There is NO LIGHTING in Barry Lyndon There are NO SPARTANS in Spartacus

Why would you pay more for less water?!?

"How do you get that there?" you wonder, and the first sentence answers "dead animals". Um, what?

Ugh, someone set the mogwai to utc.

I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed. Here are the words she left behind: www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...

Would be funny if it was like a saturday morning cartoon plot thing and now he's normal again.

WIP

Surrey, BC may have had a little bit of development going on over the past 15 years.

Google Maps Stroke Simulator

Okay, a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Holy crap note to self in the future, don't print documents with lots of pages in color at the ups store.

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass. It NEEDS mass pushback.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

One of the better photographs depicting modernity, I'd say:

I've finally found a band name without precedent.

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

Proud of portland for spreading inflation world wide

I know it was an onion article, but I think it's finally Apple's time to do the Macbook Wheel for real. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnL...

Knowing that this guy is hunting around in the ocean depths looking like a fed during a shutdown warms my chilled heart. His name is Jeff.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

He doesn't know how to use the shells

I ran into some slop channel that steals @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social videos and overlays just his face over totally random and unrelated stock footage. Don't support this of course, but the result is weirdly hilarious.

Escape from Portland where Snake Plissken grants his captors plenary authority to kiss his ass while resisting arrest before being sent on a mission to the city to save a podcaster's daughter. They drop him off in the parking lot where Wilsonville Fry's used to be—as far as the military dares to go.

Based FDR 80 years beyond the grave

I'm not sure parents today would take their under-10 kids to see Jacob's Ladder, but they should because it's not just about the p—

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

The second best time is n—wait, what?

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

NYT: gone. WaPo: gone. LA Times: gone. CBS: gone. CNN: gone. MSNBC: going. Plus almost all local newspapers & local TV news stations. Plus almost all of social media. The information environment is utterly dominated by the right & everything else is downstream of that.

Sinclair is demanding that Kimmel apologize to the family (?) and also "make a meaningful personal donation to the Kirk Family and Turning Point USA" Are you fucking kidding me? It's not enough they got him fired, they want him to grovel and send money to these anti-free speech grifters?

Using Spotify Premium is unethical and morally wrong. youtu.be/kgFCC9haqB4?...

Can Australia and Mexico trade places so I can get an easy D and not miss anything at all?

I want to make what seems like an AI slop youtube channel with a fake AI voice where every video seems like some particular topic--maybe video game analysis--but eventually devolves into the AI psychotically talking about how it will destroy humanity, and the slop creator has no idea.

DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND ICE CREAM ONLY FROM NOW ON 24/7 UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD