OK.

At least he made the trains explode on time.

The Randomly Tempered Clavier

"Set a course for Lactalis 7, the Milk Planet"

GameStop should buy Polymarket, but turn it into a dating site / social network to grow your polycule.

Oregon's space program launches long-distance space probe Voyager 3 to send a piece of the original PDX carpet to lifeforms of other galaxies so they can appreciate our species's only major accomplishment.

In my restless dreams, I see that place. The zoo. You promised you'd take me there again someday, but you never did.

"You've been charged with being cool as shit. How do you plead?" "Guilty, your honor." "Bailiff, give this man a Baja Blast and drop him off at the nearest arcade with a cup full of whatever coins we in Ireland put in arcade games."

"HAL, I can't seem to get the pod bay doors to open. What's going wrong?" <searching> "You're not imagining it, and you're not alone — it's not just you. While the XD-1 is a unique spacecraft, the pod bay door design is reused from other craft and users report spring issues, control board failur—"

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

I'm guessing "knives"

This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them.

I wonder if it's possible to make a political thriller or spy movie, set in America (that isn't a period piece) from here on and have it actually seem like a serious film.

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Sentenced to Be a Band

Putting on sunscreen is one of the most disgusting things in everyday human experience.

Oh, someone made some of those in real life

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

We need a court injunction so he cannot do anything to that building.

That’s… actually kind of fucking huge

For our next report, we turn to our China correspondent Rick Allen

Heritage Perogies, as opposed to the commercially-grown monoculture variety grown today.

10/10 no notes

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

There aren't many days left of Giallo January, but there are still plenty of fantastic gialli titles to showcase. For instance: Japan's first giallo - DOOR! This @thirdwindowfilms.com release includes DOOR and DOOR 2, two long-lost, extreme Japanese gialli. 🛒 tinyurl.com/2s3m33ad

The United States has officially withdrawn from the World Health Organization. This is a shameful move that puts both Americans and people all over the world at greater risk from disease outbreaks, which require international collaboration to contain.

Sigh. theintercept.com/2026/01/21/n...

I am laughing my ass off

@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social confirms his fashion choice of sunglasses etc. on Piers Morgan was, indeed, performance art. Badass.

If I were the nobel committee, I'd create the nobel demerit just to fuck with him.

lmao

It's funny when somebody talks like a normal person and then successfully pronounces Mario "merry-oh" and you realize they're a secret New Yorker.

BREAKING NEWS: We just won a lawsuit protecting elections and voting rights. Read more about what happened and why it matters in Oregon. #orpol #breakingnews

We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.

Congress is about to make a huge push into online ID verification, entrenching the power of big tech and mandating that they collect even MORE data on users. Mass surveillance/censorship laws are being framed as “child safety” but they’re really abt at removing LGBTQ ppl, repro justice info, etc.

So… they cut funding for research into cures for cancer but are going to spend loads of money *checks notes* running a whole other country?

There's some voiceover of Maelle's mom in Expedition 33 talking to her literally right after she was born telling her that she's strong. Like dude, you don't even know her yet, wtf. (there's a montage of her time as an adult in the game, but the voiceover is from however many years ago it is)

So long, 2025

shrimps is bugs

This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

I miss being able to swap drives without taking my whole damned computer apart. Just as handy little tool-less caddies for SATA drives became fully normalized, everything went to m.2 and now it's under some heat sink with the graphics card on top and bleeh. I wish they did some desktop u.2 thing.

Stepping from one world to another for this week's #RandomGameSaturday with Funcom's The Longest Journey. Still one of my favourite point and click adventure games. 💜 I connected so hard with April Ryan too at the time, making it even more of a special first experience.

Since the US is getting rid of the penny, they should make it illegal for prices to end in any number other than 0 or 5 from now on. Canada (already penniless) doesn't do it, but they should. Also, you can grandfather gas in since that's already doing evil tenth of a cent stuff anyway.

I'm at the combination

There is NO LIGHTING in Barry Lyndon There are NO SPARTANS in Spartacus

Why would you pay more for less water?!?

"How do you get that there?" you wonder, and the first sentence answers "dead animals". Um, what?

Ugh, someone set the mogwai to utc.