Things that aren't acceptable in the UK: mentally ill racists performing at music festivals Things that are acceptable in the UK: mentally ill racists destroying civilisations using our military bases

One of the very best from Clickhole

The HQ of the UN Peacekeepers in Lebanon.

Have been listening to 5 Live for 30+ years but today's commentary by Jonathan Pearce on West Ham vs Leeds has to be up there with the greatest I've ever heard. Jokes, stats, painting a picture numerous times with words, just exceptional in every way.

Actually worse than we were in the League Cup final. Embarrassing and Arteta needs to read the riot act to some of these players as they didn't seem to care one iota

Think you can accept two things at the same time, that this site has an above average number of weirdos who object strongly to anyone even suggesting such a thing, and that doesn't really make a difference when the normies have en masse left Twitter as well

I think everyone would agree that the police and MPs shouldn’t be shoplifting.

Yup, incredible film and highly influential.

it's remarkable how much these guys can map "i called my wife a dumb bitch all day and now she doesn't want to suck it, there's a birth rate crisis" directly onto foreign policy

Genuinely think the country would be put in a better frame of mind if instead of Jeremy Vine every week day on Radio 2 they put Tony Blackburn on playing soul for 2 hours.

Italy in the dirt again

Tuchel exposed as a fraud at last

Has anyone else noticed Cole Palmer looks like a shaved rat

Please, my gerbils are infinitely more intelligent than Trump and Leavitt

Americans, the strangest people on the planet part 94

Found a new Banksy

Well this confirms "Lit Chick" who just so happened to review West's book in the latest Private Eye is definitely Helen Lewis

What a time to put in our worst 45 mins of the season. Awful error from Kepa for the 1st, far too passive defensively for the 2nd, but City had been well on top after the break and the pressure they put us under paid off. Very, very disappointing after a fairly solid 1st half. We deserved nothing

this is my son saxon. and over there is my daughter anglo

My sons, Aryann and Grokulus, love to visit local establishments and shoot at the feet of service employees, causing them to "dance." Do you like this. Is this relatable

If someone can point me towards an example of a TERF being nearly murdered as Rushdie was 30 years after the fatwa, and indeed after it was withdrawn, then Lewis might just be comparing apples with apples.

Think it says so much about the Guardian's decline that it took four different hacks to write this absolute horse shit, with the usual anonymous sources, angry at Trump but fine with us getting more involved, which has ruined the recovery they were helming www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

To reiterate something I said the other day: a big part of the reason why we're in this mess is the utter cowardice mid-sized powers like UK have demonstrated, first over Israel's brazen war crimes & now Trump's unabashed warmongering. If we keep playing along it's only going to get worse.

Joan Armatrading eh

I see this was Bucks Fizz's Nazi chic period

Very odd how a war apparently already won, where every missile launcher, ship, leader etc has already been destroyed or killed requires us to get further and further involved, almost as if every single thing we are being told is a complete fucking lie

The real problem Nick Timothy and Lord Walnut have isn't ultimately with the iftar event in Trafalgar Square, it's that London's mayor is a Muslim who isn't of the Shabana Mahmood type, i.e., independent of thought and therefore Potentially Traitorous. But they can't just say that.

One of the defining features of this war has been the unreality of the official statements from our leaders. If you went by nothing else you would think that Iran was the aggressor and not defending itself from attacks by our allies in what for the theocracy is an existential war.

If Nadiya thinks she's suffered she should try having a massive prostate and living in a Yaris because her wife left her for a plumber she hired to fix the downstairs toilet.

This is a truly bizarre argument: we don't know how people would vote under a proportional system until we have one, we can only guess. You can't just add polling numbers under FPTP together and assume there's the "progressive majority" so talked about.

Well he wasn't deceived, but it is beyond dispute that Netanyahu has been trying to get the United States to attack Iran for 20+ years. We just didn't have an administration stupid enough to do it until this one.

Civilisation has been in a moral and artistic nosedive ever since they made it possible to play as Bowser in Mariokart, and win races for evil

Trying to think of a more simpering, pathetic nation than that which Germany has become in the face of crude power, and there just isn't one, is there

Before telly went 24/7, Closedown would consist of a clock, the National Anthem (BBC) or regional shutdown theme tune (ITV), and a gentle reminder to switch off your set. But circa 1977, BBC2 aired beautiful but unsettling poetry, read by Sutekh the Destroyer, to send us up the apples and pears...

At this point, hoping for the death of the Israeli "Defence" Forces, currently committing crimes against humanity in Lebanon, Iran and Gaza is the moderate position

Picked the Late Night Tales mix by the Flaming Lips up out of a charity shop last week. Pyramid Song by Radiohead is still an absolute fucking dirge, isn't it?

Hey, I am not saying I have found the *BEST* commentary for yesterday, but I think I have (Argentina). 😂 Covers both Arsenal goals, Gyökeres and Max Dowman. I promise you won't be disappointed. 🔴⚪🔊

In spite of the headlines, what Miliband said appears to mean, "yeah, not even we are stupid enough to send ships for the Iranians to use as target practice to get the orangutan out of trouble" www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

March on Subtle listen back here on.soundcloud.com/N8zYJRCL0TU8...

-You finish that air freshener advert? -Sure did boss real fuckin junglist just like you asked -What?

Does anyone normal really give a flying fuck what's on bank notes, gave my mate a 10 (and change) to get a round in few weeks back and he hadn't even seen one with Charles on it till then

You can't blame the ordinary Iranians for hoping above hope that this time it would be different; it's the ridiculous windbags who have supported every insane war going that get me, and never face any repercussions for doing so.

Peter Shilton blocked me when I posted this picture as him.

Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff

Think at this point we can already say the war with Iran has failed on its own terms of deposing the government - and seeing as the Trump admin has come up with horseshit over a number of days now meant to temporarily lower the oil price, can assume it won't be over any time soon.

ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ