POV: you are the government agent getting my front camera feed while i put in a Shawarma order through DoorDash

"We use age prediction, with high confidence, when a user is an adult." i'm sure this will work as intended

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

new study says that drinking 2 to 3 cups of coffee a day is linked to a lower risk of dementia which is great news for my one remaining brain cell

i never envisioned myself watching a Crave original series but a homosexual hockey romance plot is tempting

would u mind if I meowed at u

know that it's NEVER too late for your goals in life, when you think about how it took 100 years for the MBTA to finish building the Green Line Extension

impeccable timing to drop this announcement the day after Ring openly admitted to having the ability to identify your "lost dog" through their Doorbells

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Can't believe I lost $1 betting on the coin toss like what are the odds smh

lost the house on Puppy Bowl parlays again

Line 5 is good 🟠

whenever you feel down on your dreams, just know that it took 15 years for Ontario to finish building this LRT line

last night was a movie

Bowser in the Bisexual Lighting

they added a new kind of biathlon where competitors alternate cross country skiing and preparing a perfect omelette

thank you @shamerli.bsky.social ❤️

Type Arf 🎨 @firriapril.art 🐺 @tajikaze.bsky.social Catch a ride~

local buny barista

contrary to popular belief, social media actually should be boring

need an Etsy witch to curse me with a job interview or two

I asked the Duolingo owl to teach me the language of love and he called me a slur

the amount of peanut butter i'm going through is astonishing. i've been making store visits just for peanut butter. i've been revolving my diet plans just to fit peanut butter. dogs have nothing on me. or maybe i'm actually the dog

oh hi again

fascinated by the concept of a polish Yuno Miles

👁️👁️ (📸: @drainer.bsky.social)

It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"

i'm no expert in Vive Tracker external battery banks, but i think 5 years is an acceptable point for retirement. not because of the severe inability to hold a charge but because it is bulging and i have no interest in being cooked like a fillet of fish from thermal runaway (as funny as that may be)

feeding my Eevee $22 a month so she evolves into a Patreon

changing my Job Relationship status on LinkedIn to "It's Complicated"

PURRTHDAY 2026 - RED VS BLUE OUTRO WHOLE EVENT VOD UP NOW :3 youtu.be/ZO1LTXsAgIk

THANK YOU PURRTHDAY 💙

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thinking about the szop juice ... 🔁: @reidoggy.bsky.social 🎨: @axontatsu.bsky.social

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wanna go for a walk oomf?

One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other

typical feline behavior

so like uh,, meow ?

thank you to everyone who takes the time to say hi it means a bunch 💜 fc was a blast this year :3

one hour at work and i already miss the animal people. thank you for the memories FC. hope to see you again next year, ❤️

Hi friends!  We’re packing up after a weekend at the beach & getting ready to hit the road, but before we go, here are a few #FurCon2026 numbers! Total Paid Registrations: 6811 Badges Printed: 6621 Fursuiters Tagged: 1500+ Volunteers: 567 Charity Donation: $45,279 📷 - ChaiWolfess

i could really go for some paws in my face rn

hi

I gotta lock in man 🫩

Berkeley I'm soooood drunkkkk pleaseee Berkeley

I'm a scuba diver. Come check out what you are at FC2026 #furconai