The first person to add sugar to recently fermented wine:

Jumping on the bicep thread because what the hell, sure. What else am I training these guns for?

i watched heated rivalry for the butts but instead i got butts and also feelings

Hubs got me an iPad Air for Christmas and using a client so now I’m seeing these nudes in jumbo size and 4K lmaooo

Having a very laid back day and it’s affirming to see so many of you doing the same lol

Jacob Tierney dyed his hair bleached blonde after finishing his press tour… I know he‘s been dying to let loose

#HeatedRivalry was such a well done show!! Came for the steamy scenes, stayed for the acting, cinematography, compelling story lines, and music! Give them all Emmy and/or Golden Globes noms 👏🏻

Anyways, I’m trying out Hevy for 2026

okay who leaked my wikipedia page

Off and on the past couple weeks with the gym has me on my ass lmao this lift has been ROUGH

Ok I’m using Hevy and this had to have been dev’d by a gay man because why does the rest complete notification sound so much like the Grindr sound?? They knew what they were doing

This moment had my household BAWLING.

Who’s cutting onions?? Bowen’s last sketch was so sweet 🥹

Now spinning 💿: Matt Rogers’ Have You Heard of Christmas? Getting in the festive spirit

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My reactions to the last episode of #heatedrivalry summed up

I’m sorry Bowen’s announcement that he’s leaving SNL being the same day the Epstein Files finally get released is kind of fucking funny, actually

Eataly in London deserves jail time for this AI “video” atrocity

London gym session complete ✌🏻

God willing

Gym pump went brr today actually

ho ho ho theo

Marriage takes sacrifice and compromise ❤️‍🩹

Absolutely. Mmhmm yup 🙂‍↕️

Opened my Spotify wrapped and Don't Call Tonight started playing immediately lmaoo mission accomplished

Heated Rivalry has straight women fujoshing out so hard 🤭🥵 (and me)

Beefed with Coyote so hard about underwear that didn’t fit at all, was able to stack the apology discount on top of the Black Friday sale, the power of being gay 🤭

Signing off from our weekend with my parents in Maine ✌🏻

Why are people from Connecticut like *that*

Always feel like such a hot boy™️ when I work out at this one gym in Center City 🤭😮‍💨

Proof

At the gym after a 4-day weekend… it’s like, oof, let’s get this bread I guess

Robots can get free BBLs in China but US citizens can't get free healthcare. Much to think about...

One of my best birthdays ever. A favorite thing about my birthday is that the new Pokémon games nearly always came out that same weekend 🤩

No balloons on my page but it’s my birthday! Going into 32 hotter than ever 🥳

Siri play “NISSAN ALTIMA” by Doechii!!

Chat will I ever get to go to a concert of an artist that I love or am I cooked

Not my spot in the Hayley Williams Tour queue being rejected and tickets aren’t available!! I joined a minute late 😭

(Extremely) Rare Catholic W

Is it too late to post a picture I took over 12 hours ago? 😅

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

So correct me if I’m wrong, but they’re giving up all their leverage a week after elections proved the voters are with them, for a promise of a vote that they don’t have the numbers to win?

If Dems cave on the Shutdown then what the hell was even the point? Everyone will always point to the Dems as being at fault for the shutdown for nothing.

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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Decisive Dems victories before 10pm?? I used to dream of nights like this

Bluesky rn