Brian and Sly in the same week is some end of an era shit.

If Biden got into an unhinged flame war with Ron Klain, do you think for a *second* that Republicans and Fox News would tell their base to ignore that shit? FUCK NO. They’d rail about it 24/7 all the way to Benghazi. There’s blood in the water. Attack. Attack. Attack.

🎶 FROM THE HOUSES OF THE HOLY WE CAN WATCH THE WHITE DOVES GO…FROM THE DOOR COMES SATAN’S DAUGHTER AND IT ONLY GOES TO SHOW… 🎵

New additions to the shelves, thanks to @kinolorber.com! #physicalmedia #dvd #bluray #4k #kinocult #movies

Dow Down 2200+ Points Fox:

Good evening and welcome to the end of Wayne Gretzky's career He's at the Ovechkin game tonight - along with Trump Con Man and "FBI Director" Popeye Patel If there was one moment when Gretzky's path towards self-destruction became unalterable, it was tonight.

It’s funny how all of these people have maximized their daily routine down to the second for maximum hustling grindset human excellence yet would completely fall apart if they had to do a shift making sandwiches at Subway

Sunday Triple Header in honor of Opening Week. #nowscreening #nowplaying #MLB #SundayMovies #movienight #physicalmedia

This!!

I usually look forward to the montage towards the end of the movie where all the bad guys who think they’ve gotten away with it are all snuffed out, one by one, very mysteriously but to the surprise or bother of absolutely no one.

Speaking of THE PITT, please get a glass of water or your emotional support stuffy before you watch this evening. They’re not done with you yet.

Jesus…The Pitt…I wasn’t ready. What an amazing, terrifying show. Two more to go…

One Dun-Dundred Percent Accurate

Just got laid off effective March 31. If anyone knows of anyone hiring for policy, advocacy, writing, editing, or, frankly, *anything*, please drop a line.

There is absolutely no way Greenland should let in a representative of an overtly hostile nation, in fact the wife of someone explicitly threatening to “take” it. Turn her plane back.

I’ve seen the scripts to next season of White Lotus. I can tell you under the strictest secrecy that its about a bunch of troubled, privileged white folks who go to an unspeakably beautiful resort and… Relax and have a very nice time. At one point one of them gets a rash. But then it goes away.

My new patronus.

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...

That was an Emmy-worthy monologue.

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

Dan Aykroyd mini-thon today. #nowplaying #physicalmedia #movies #danaykroyd

Fuck you Robert Kennedy, Jr. On behalf of the pain and death forthcoming and all the naive fools who listened to your horseshit. Fuck you to hell for trading on the family name for this.

If we lived in a world that was half just, this would be the official leader of the Democratic Party.

Watching all these murder/legal/noir films am I second screening true crime or love affairs or mental illness? No. I’m doing historical comps on Los Angeles real estate. Stick that in your Letterboxd. 😂

The best part of waking up is doing it at 3:30am and choosing to re-litigate all your perceived failures against what seem like others’ successes in heavily manicured social media posts and then creating a run-on sentence about it to make a joke because humor masks the pain.

Enjoying some classics this weekend, thanks to @criterion.bsky.social and @arrowvideo.bsky.social. #physicalmedia #filmnoir #bogart #hitchcock #rosebud

Yes, you should. Beware episode 7, though. It's going to fuck you up. Overall an intriguing but uneven first season, and I'm looking forward to season 2.

Hey Bud. They voted for you. They hired you. You 100% get to be yelled at if they want to yell, you precious snowflake. Grow a pair and sit down for a real talk with your constituents. Stop drinking the orange juice and start fixing things. @oregonian.com www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

Lost of folks are forgetting the Golden Rule of Bsky, recently. DO NOT ENGAGE. DO NOT QUOTE DUNK. Block and move on. Keep the feeds clean for everyone.

📌NOTE: Immediately after the vile attack on Zelensky by Putin's puppets Friday, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries should have called a joint press conference and explained to the American public the significance, heinousness and danger of that sickening surrender. 📌They should STILL be talking now.

Goddamn you know he wanted to, too. The restraint and poise that Zelenskyy demonstrated during that shitshow ambush he walked into was admirable and astonishing.

we may be one of the few pubs that got this headline right Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

Getting more and more okay with a designated survivor scenario, tbh.

Best 🧵 👇🏻 178/10 no notes. #RIP Gene Hackman.

RFK really missed the simplest lesson of LBJ’s career, try not to get any kids killed if your name rhymes with “how many kids did you kill today”

"I was trained to be an actor, not a star." —Gene Hackman (1930-2025) To us, you still shone bright. #RIP

I'm going to second @lincolnproject.us and say that all Democrats and Independents like @workingfamilies.org need to take that space over and hold extra town halls in Republican districts. Stop preaching to the choir and go convert a few new singers.

My anxiety this week was already redlined but after watching the new episode of #Paradise it’s now dripping out of my ears. Jeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ.

• Jumped left then stepped right • Hands on hips, knees in tight • Thrust my pelvis • Drove myself insane • Did the Time Warp again

Dear Dems. This is a reminder that Donald Trump rescinded the ethics rules preventing gifts to executive branch employees. Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law Time to do things that make him react to you. apnews.com/article/trum...

• Protested Tesla • Punched a Nazi • Mailed a box of dog shit to your mom • Donated money to my local library, LGBTQIA+ charities, and Ukraine support funds. • Filed multiple TPS reports

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

🤜🏻 Let’s Fucking Go 🤛🏻

One-two punch tonight between The Pitt and Harley Quinn. All the feels.

I got laid off yesterday. My phone has been hella boring today.