We got one!!!!!

Do your thing Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social

Easy like a Sunday morning

The Thermals are back!? Explain this @chrisdeville.bsky.social @harvilla.bsky.social @stevenhyden.bsky.social

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

A millionaire big game hunter has been trampled to death by a herd of elephants.

This is the best

Uchi is the best chain restaurant in the USA

this is fucking nuts:

Of course Hitler also tried weird anti-Pope shit

Of course Hitler also tried weird anti-Pope shit

Bitch do you have keys

They have Taking Back Sunday's 2001 collection of demos on there. It never occurred to me before that the spoken word sample they used at the beginning of this version of "Great Romances..." was... Michael Rappaport?

I suggest Papa Leo introduce the "Chicago Style" of excommunication, just for adult American converts like Vance.

Every back-in super market parker will be summarily beheaded. Fuckin’ pull in front first you crazy bastards or you’ll soon see hell. Praise be to whatever pagan totem you freaks worship.

I do not think the moon or other screenshot tweets are funny

No Kings in Utqiaġvik (Barrow) Alaska!

Enlist every ounce of your bright blood and off with their heads

Half of apps: “Anyone who knows your phone # or email can now track your location in real time!” Other half: “while your rectal exam came out ok you failed Yakbar’s 4th riddle. If you’d like to pay for [basic human need], enter the new verification code within 15 mins. It’ll come tomorrow.”

Oh.

It's easy to reduce Band Of Horses to "The Funeral" or write them off as weak-sauce blog-rock from a time when indie was swerving toward the masses. But revisiting their debut 20 years later, I was stunned by how many great songs they strung together. 🐎

The part where he says “hey, baby” is probably the corniest 1 second of music that exists.

I need to see Fox News cover this

‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway https://theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-pantsless-sword-wielding-trump-wandering-on-side-of-freeway/

Usual Suspects isn’t a good movie

Harry the frog

Stop literally everything. Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time. fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

There’s an emo song about curling

Oh dear.

still unclear to me how the species made it this far

The raddest part of Traitors is how they play the string intro from “Back that Azz Up” in all the scenes before something important happens

"I always enjoyed watching us beat Indiana" -- Barack Obama roasts Reggie Miller

This guy knows what’s up

Stay safe out there! HVD!!!

The boarding music on this Delta flight is an acoustic version of “Lucid Dreams” by Juice WRLD.

I would like to offer a service to a sports team where I bet on their opponent thereby all but guaranteeing a win

@punkrockhistory.bsky.social @punkrockscience.bsky.social

The next time I make someone listen to “The Boat Dreams from the Hill” by Jawbreaker and then tell them about “Anchorless” by Propaghandi and then explain about the Weakerthans and their version will be the last

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I take my flying car to the doctor’s office where I bite a bullet and swig whiskey while they amputate my infected limbs with a bone saw

Stefan Diggs’s grip on that TD catch should be Exhibit A in his strangling trial

We’ve been here before

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Ooookay here we go. Bad Bunny 101 condensed into six weeks of music, reading material, and perreo

We taking out illegitimate criminal heads of state Putin and Bibi Nets tmrw right? Maybe Orban next week?