this fucking doofus again

there's another, much shorter word for that

there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.

OT for all that time spent commuting from their houses in Surrey/Langley?

I can't personally do a chin-up but I'd look less ridiculous than this hungover prick if I tried

just awful, fuck Rogers

The initial reaction from senior sports federation officials in Europe is that reinstating Russia while the occupation of Ukraine is ongoing will likely lead to a mass European boycott of the LA Olympics, and there will be pressure on Canada to join it.

hard to believe this guy doesn't have custody

christ, what a fucking joke.

"warrior culture" from this laughable shred of a man who has never worked a day in his miserable life

Who wore it better?

Overturn this! 😎

“After it ended, the Belgian team’s social media account had a message to the U.S. on Twitter: “Overturn this.” Perfect. #WellPlayed #Belgium

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com ”Some of the brightest minds in business believe that artificial intelligence will spell the end of the 40-hour workweek,” Joanne Lipman writes. “The truth is, any one of these executives could have shortened the workweek years ago, long before A.I.”

none of those guys can go through an airport metal detector

I reckon the Jays just aren’t that good this year.

not sure how to feel about this without knowing what Big was up to at the time

haha fuck yeah Belgium

I feel like the Spain fans when they were waiting for that final whistle to blow bsky.app/profile/quop...

It's long past time for this guy to be PNG'ed. He's insulted Canadians enough.

counterpoint: flags fly forever

this guy thinks he has a real job, that's cute

well when you put it that way it sounds like microsoft is run by drooling morons-- oh.

the fuck it will

I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519

I love when documentaries bring absurdly overqualified experts on to give very basic information, like “hi I’m a double-certified forensic psychologist and neuropathologist and I spent 20 years in the FBI; when someone kills someone else on purpose, we call that ‘murder’”

they did pretty well for themselves and didn’t fritter it away on nonsense like Alberta

Resident of Mexico buys entire men's national team Rolexes as a thank you in advance of a win. FIFA makes team return watches because "bribes" are bad for football. FIFA having a problem with an honest gift & calling it a bribe is some comedic gold. brobible.com/sports/artic...

You simply can’t be seen attempting to talk shit to a guy who is winning, laughing at you, and, crucially, taller than you

of course Sluggo buys baloney by the pound, he’s got Newfie steak sandwiches to make

mental note: avoid any and all crawl spaces forever

A real J&PB swing there by Vladdy. He ripped it.

America was never going to truly become a Soccer Nation until we strong-armed FIFA in a completely corrupt transaction that benefits us at the expense of the concept of fairness. So, congrats to us!

Trump celebrating Balogun’s eligibility to play for Team USA when his administration would strip Balogun’s citizenship tomorrow if he didn’t play world class soccer is really a chef’s kiss.

Just fucking bonkers that McLaren are letting Lundgaard go.

what a tool Plouffe is

"more investment is needed in both the domestic Canadian Premier League and to ensure that a Major League Soccer club like the Vancouver Whitecaps doesn’t move south; only then will the talent pool continue to grow to an extent that is needed to improve the national team." #CanMNT #CanPL #cdnpoli

Ferrucci is absolute trash on non-ovals.

Hodgson: "We're going to grow our way to net zero." But if that growth means more oil and gas—and Danielle Smith is talking about *doubling* production—there is no mathematical way that works. Nothing but bullshit, all the way down. #PnPCBC

fuck that guy. Bobby Orr too.

Every time they cut to Gretzky in the stands.

the president’s biggest supporters in town for the celebration it looks like

one of the worst fucking guys, like Chad Curtis, John Wetteland, Bobby Chouinard, or Mel Hall

I know they sucked hugely when they wore the trident unis but they’re still the best Mariners uniforms.

new metaphor just dropped

sigh, I just want a day off, threads brainrot is exhausting

it’s so funny to imagine a silicon valley striver getting invited to a top-secret “ideas conference” ready to learn the Secrets of the Elites only to get trapped on an understuffed hotel chair for eight hours while a very sweaty billionaire rants about how the Actual Devil lives inside chinese RAM