I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives

this is also describing cops and religious leaders

whoa who would have thought the guy who cosplays in nazi garb would be antisemitic

"well, at first, i worried that working as an AUSA would cut into the time i'm spending torturing stray cats to death, but if stephen miller wants me to do it, i bet we can work something out"

Many of us have been saying this for years: We don't care who's named in an Epstein investigation. We don't care if they're Democrats. We don't care if it's Clinton or Obama or Biden. We want every pedophile brought to justice. Why can't Trump supporters say that about him?

Full rights and citizenship actually means they’re not a “foreign labor class.” And that’s what he’s angry about. He’s mad citizenship is universal rather than restricted to white people like before the civil war bsky.app/profile/gbbr...

The front of today’s @theglobeandmail.com

if anybody has had a free ride of it in the last four hundred years it is the people of haiti and of haitian descent

A real mix of the white and the really white coming together with the old and the really old at the CPC convention.

In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.

god Andrew Scheer is simultaneously really fucking dumb and enormously pleased with himself

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

They’re college kids doing what college kids do. Maybe Ezra Klein would feel more at home offering his thoughts to a roomful of tech CEOs absentmindedly scrolling their phones.

Or perhaps the audience is already familiar with his wishy-washy dronings and is giving him the welcome they feel he deserves. If Ezra Klein is intimidated by a bunch of kids at Sarah Lawrence, maybe he’s gone a little soft.

Ezra Klein is only a liberal to conservatives. He’s a soft centrist pundit with no actual core beliefs who talks up shitheads like Charlie Kirk.

he's been around long enough that anyone still calling him "Poiliev-ruh" who doesn't have a speech impediment is doing it on purpose because fuck that guy

I love IndyCar but I absolutely hate this shit so very much. Penske will be dead in a few years and his legacy will be turning American open-wheel racing into a parade for fascists.

Roger Penske’s cereal of choice

John Candy and Catherine O'Hara made the world a better place. Canada and the world is a better place for them having existed.

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

sigh. 2026 sucks.

they had the option of not working with the modern era brownshirts and didn't take it, so..

This tracks. In any other era, Carney would probably be a moderate red Tory or progressive conservative.

Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.

Some UCP members signed up for separation? I like Nenshi's suggestion that they identify themselves to voters, or voters should assume that all UCP members/candidates are separatists. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée

these guys are all just so stupid

he spat on a rental car and then kicked it twice. no ice officer was in sight, but five of them immediately jumped out to beat him senseless, and then tear-gassed a crowd of maybe 50 bystanders as a parting shot

They’re trotting out this pathetic pantload who was afraid to go into the downtown east side without a personal VPD escort. Party of losers.

First Nations Chiefs are calling on Alberta’s premier to resign, accusing Danielle Smith of conspiring with separatists and violating Treaty rights “I hope you have your bags packed. When this referendum is defeated, I will gladly walk you to the border.” #fyp

This gets us one step closer toward the final form of Tesla, where the only thing it sells is pieces of paper that say “we swear this isn’t a Ponzi scheme.”

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?

really approaching failed state territory down there

He's right. They're not our neighbours anymore. They're just another rogue state.

There will never be enough of *anything* to satisfy the whiny babies of Alberta, so just set aside all the treaty land and the *national* parks, make them give back everything the federal government bought for them, then tell them to fuck off with what little is left.

The risk to North American auto manufacturing is North America's auto manufacturers not keeping up with what global consumers want. You've had tens of billions of dollars in subsidies and supports shovelled at you. Compete or die.

Just a reminder that both Ilhan Omar and Maxwell Frost have been attacked this week. No outrage by right-wing media or even corporate media. Now imagine if this were done to Republicans. The entire system is rigged in favor of conservatives, folks. The double standards are just wild.

we're going to start international conflicts with random countries because the overlap of "cartoonishly evil" and "complete fucking moron" is the Venn diagram that American voters look for in leadership

Sydney looks pre-emptively bored and uninspired by what is sure to be a scintillating segment from ol Jesse.

pay him back in nickels, fresh from Sudbury

absolutely none of this shit is true but whatever

Dan Muse can get bent. That was a nasty elbow by Rust (arguably worse than the one Jeannot gave him a year ago) on Boeser at the end of a game that was already decided. Three games is a pittance. #canucks

"getting outside your bubble" is an admirable thing when it means trying a new hobby or introducing yourself to your neighbor or watching an art film but people only want to apply it to "being a little more racist just to see how it feels"

Glad he got paid before this happened, though. Hip surgery is a nasty one for goalies. Someone should put him in touch with Eddie Läck.

lmao, land-speed record for fastest leaked audio

they want to enjoy just a little racism, as a treat

The right wing proposition is that I can abuse you, including kill you, and you have to be nice to me. That's it. They want to do harm, with no repercussions, no responsibility.