Unfortunately, I don’t think trump would be capable of learning anything from turning into a llama and being forced to hang out with a poor working class person, so let’s hope that burger does a better job than Kronk and Yzma

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

imagine if it happens on tv

Omg this cunty little Jesus figure I found in my mom’s car 😭

If you see this, you have to post an anime opening from 2000-2005 www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsGk...

Found a laserdisc today of this classic @discotekmedia.bsky.social anime! Just need a vhs to complete the collection!

Perfect loaf for breakfast this morning

Happy Easter, everyone!

Mushroom mushroom!

Happy gotcha day to this little booty smack demanding freak!

"ugh, I really wanna do shit, like, anything, really" my head: "have you considered just having a massive headache all evening for no reason instead?"

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

Tips For Observing Lent https://theonion.com/tips-for-observing-lent/

ANNOUNCEMENT 2 As you are likely already aware, @starfruitbooks.bsky.social founder and publisher Matt Haasch passed away last September. In line with his wishes, I have been working with Matt’s mother and the rest of the Star Fruit Books team to ensure a continuation to their publishing work.

Demanding little lass, purring and demanding more

If this isn’t love, I don’t know what is

My lovely @discotekmedia.bsky.social and @animeigo.com goodies arrived!!

"Mr. Hitler, the ball is in your court."

Me *reads a manga*, “fuck, that was pretty bad. Not the worst, but well below average. Wonder what the internet thinks of this” *glowing reviews in every direction* “The fuck??”

In the 40s-2010s- "If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and kill Hitler!" 2016-now- "Fuck... I dunno, can I only use it once? Cus yeah, there's OG Hitler, but also, bald Hitler, ped* Hitler, orange Hitler, which Hitler do I go back in time to kill??"

#PokemonLegendsZA #カラスバ

Mural of Alex Pretti in Seattle, Washington. Artwork by Topsy.

After work booty smacks time! My mistress demands them! Wish I wouldn’t get so much face anus tho

If you have an entire cart full of groceries and you need help with every third item and you have to carefully turn over ever item to find the barcode before you scan it, you should be banned from the self checkout lane if there is a human register open. Ffs

Me when I’m about to move my peacefully and totally passed out cat from my lap

Cats will really throw up then look at you like “human, there is vomit in my domicile. This is disgusting, clean this up immediately and never do it again!”

New year, same me.

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

When it comes to car temperature control, which do y’all prefer? Exact numbers Or Vague dial?

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

whats up my fellow gamers

Adopting a cat is weird. Option A-you go to a shelter and they go "you want a cat? Let's see what random animals that came in off the streets that are nice enough to throw in a home with a servant ❤️" Option B-just shows up one day and claim you and/or your home as their own

Bug Pokémon should absolutely still be weak to poison types. As an exterminator, in this essay I will…

The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.

www.fangamer.com/collections/... Holy fuck, a Ben Starr Balatro wall calendar???

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

This is the very best thing about jury nullification, and you have to read it BEFORE you get called to jury duty. beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...

I really wish my cat could learn to sit and rest atop the crt, as her ancestors did before her for decades

Now foxes are harassing my kitty and driving her dumb ass wild at the back site

BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.

"There's a lot of things in here I could bite... Nom... Chew... If only I had a nice lap to distract me..."

Cat *exists* Human: "What are these noises I'm hearing?"