Somewhere out there, a burner phone is finally resting in peace.

Stefon: “It’s the hottest place in DC right now. It has everything. Water like curdled pea soup. Bigger paint chips than a 1960s tenement. An angry orange man yelling, ‘Find the vandals!’ Fish and birds floating upside-down from hydrogen peroxide poisoning. And the smell of a mossy urinal.”

I wonder how many fired Feds will apply…

I did theater for ~15 years, and so much of acting is having the time and resources to be able to go audition for roles in the first place. Not having a car meant I couldn't even try for certain gigs. Being overly poor meant having to take time off from theater (which didn't pay a living wage). Etc.

Democrats need to tone down their rhetoric.

LMAO I really want a bumper sticker that says “Cash, Grass or Ass. Nobody rides for free.” But I worry about how that might affect my security clearance 😅

This is what they voted for, even after they were told exactly how it was going to go.

🔥SULLIVAN COUNTY WOMAN: “You’re being bullied?? I’ve got a bigger dick than all of y’all!” CROWD: “SHAME! SHAME!” In (very red 👀) East TN folks showed up 💪🏽 to oppose 2 resolutions re: taking ICE money for immigration enforcement. They passed. Full: www.wjhl.com/news/local/s...

Christian nationalist pastor Doug Wilson, who has argued that women should be denied the right to vote and Christian slaveowners were on “firm scriptural ground,” led a worship service at the Pentagon at the invitation of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been fuming all weekend over how everyone keeps calling his administration the “Epstein Administration.”

Well well well

WTF is this shit? www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...

Same, Lady Gaga. Same.

Rep. Pramila Jayapal called on Epstein survivors in the hearing room to stand up and raise their hands to show who hasn't had the opportunity to meet with DOJ. (Win McNamee / Getty Images)

Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.

So a Republican with 34 felony convictions, an adjudicated rapist, and dodged 60 more pending felony convictions by getting elected president, is lecturing Democrats about being soft on crime. Got it.

Today I joined House Democrats at ICE headquarters in DC to demand Kristi Noem's impeachment & voted NO on funding for DHS. Not a dollar more until DHS ends its violence & abuse of power. Trump's federal agents killed two Americans in broad daylight. We are not backing down.

ICE agents fear they're getting stiffed on hiring bonuses: 'I haven’t been paid'

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE

More MAGA fucking hypocrisy…

"Fear not those without papers, but those without conscience." -- Amanda Gorman

This is ALL you need to know about economy: Every Democrat since JFK left the country better off economically than what they inherited from their GOP predecessor Conversely EVERY Republican left the economy worse off then what they inherited from their Dem predecessor 10 of 11 recessions started un

Charlie Kirk’s X post from March 4, 2018 read: "The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection. It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens."

This woman speaks for the majority of Americans. 🙌🙏🫶👇

Krusti "Puppy Killer" Noem......

I don't typically share memes, but this one makes a valid point.

A thread of MAGA protesting with guns and not getting murdered for it... Arizona, November 2020

This lawless administration is now operating under the “what are you gonna do about it” doctrine. A John Roberts creation.

My friend Sara posted this about the superb care her father received from with Alex Pretti Absolutely heartbreaking

Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands…. Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those

🙂

The NRA is a gun rights organization the way the Ku Klux Klan is a speech rights organization.

So, bringing a gun into a volatile situation is both heralded as heroic & as cause for the death penalty?

Alex Pretti was murdered while defending the principles our country was built on. He was murdered while upholding his oath to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign AND domestic.

“Domestic terrorist” Alex Pretti /s Bc puppy killer said so.

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Not an immigrant, not a black man, not a brown man, not a criminal -- but a Good Samaritan who was attempting to help a woman knocked down by ICE. Cold Blooded MURDER.

Cold Wednesday afternoon still waiting for the 2A NRA gun nuts to show up and defend America against tyranny, watering that tree of liberty with the blood of patriots because government should be afraid of the people not the people afraid of their government.

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.