I look forward to being one of about twelve people to buy this on the Series X

"The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night."

prediction markets doing press and paying people to make society trust they’re accurate, then giving someone the trump admin has hailed as a “journalist” a paid sponsorship post to cast doubt on elections is horrifying. prediction markets need to be made illegal immediately

this kind of a surge in funds being allocated this loosely in this amount of time guarantees industrial scale fraud, waste, graft and corruption, and would even under an administration which prioritized good governance

Asumi-chan Ch. 34

If you think tickets to the NBA finals are expensive, taxpayers probably paid $15M for this fat slob to fall asleep during the game.

this fucking image is so stupid but it kills me

Republicans see “minority” votes as fraudulent by definition. Comer all but says so here:

alternatively, republicans just are THAT dumb

We need to make sure Reconstruction 2.0 is meticulously thorough in cleaning out the rot

Comer: "What we're seeing especially in the blue states is there is rampant fraud, especially in the minority communities"

For this Ocarina of Time remake to be truly authentic as soon as the game is released, nintendo needs to give the dev team an 8 month deadline to reuse its assets to make a majoras mask remake

Final: Spurs 115 Knicks 111

A film by a trans woman beating out a “we’re not afraid to be offensive” movie in this political climate… happy pride month babeyyyyy

#P3RE #Persona3Reload #Persona3

game 4 should have bodega guys, cab drivers, and baristas on celebrity row

Wemby being able to hit threes is the most “what do you MEAN this boss has a second health bar” shit

Final: Phillies 5 BlueJays 2

Artist: shiratama draw Media: yagate kimi ni naru Source: https://twitter.com/Shiratama_draw/status/1672962581877911553

Phils win. Canada has fallen #RingTheBell boys!

おはよーございます✨朝活終了～！🧹🧺 今朝は雨☔️今日は保護者面談で学校！頑張って行ってきます！！行く前と帰って来たら原稿だよー頑張ろ！💪 #リハビリ絵 は #スレミオ 指揮官愛人 あなたの触れた手袋越しの指先が、私の体温と心拍数を上げる…… #水星の魔女 #G_Witch

There are exactly 3 things I would like to see when I wake up tomorrow from the Nintendo Direct: - Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave release date - Ocarina of Time remake (bonus if w/ release date) - anything Kirby related

Chie Satonaka x Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4)

Rise x Marie (Persona 4)

Unironically one of the funniest jokes in Star Wars history is literally that bit from Empire where an asteroid smacks into the bridge of a Star Destroyer and just flat-out kills a guy in the middle of a call with Vader, and everyone just ignores him

If you look the definition of “cuckold” in the Oxford English Dictionary all you see is a picture of Ted Cruz.

Donald Trump called your wife ugly, your father a murderer, and you a pussy, and yet you lick his boots.

This is unreformable. Abolish ICE. Prosecute everybody involved.

INTENSE boos just now when they showed Trump on the jumbotron during the anthem.

QTP with a gif of your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh monster card!

I grew up almost completely unaware that this was even a parody lol

As far as everyone under the age of 40 is concerned, this is He-Man canon. Hell this version of the song is so big that Tyler was upset to find out that Don't Cry Out Loud was a separate song that was mixed into What's Up and not in the original.

Vaccinate yourself from Anarcho-Primitivist thought today

Short form video has been a far greater mistake than agriculture.

Nobody is more New Yorker than I am. Never been there. I understand this statue is there.

Look I know it’s impossible to prove because it’s so diabolical and upstream but every time Mike Johnson walks past a Build-A-Bear Workshop his son’s phone buzzes

accidental representation of tgirls who still call themselves himedanshi

Most unrealistic? Obviously Master Chief Collect on Switch 2 with a Master Chief amiibo.

if Ken Paxton wins this race blue states should set up official monetary refugee assistance programs for queer Texans. I’m not joking.

Michael Scott school of international relations

George Miller circa. 2015

“7am PT”

Botan Kamīna Ep. 9 is goated

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

Someone could write an entire dissertation on Mike Lee, posters madness, and the decline of American governance in the 21st century