Sure. Things are going great now, let’s REDUCE the number of air traffic controllers. I’m sure things will be GREAT!

The easiest way to shut these clowns up is asking if they had a problem with Willem Defoe or Jim Caviezel playing Jesus who was most definitely NOT a white guy. Watch them squirm lol

Just think about baseball, they said.

Let’s go!

Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

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The FBI Director is a drunk Make-a-Wish kid.

I tried to put something into words about Katie McCabe the player and the person 🔴⚪☘️

These mf’ers just living it up on our dime

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

It's deeply funny to me that this is the biggest scandal in English football right now instead of the #115Charges that Man City have over them and the fact that those charges are so blatant and that we have been waiting years for a resolution. Bottom line: if you're going to cheat, CHEAT BIG.

A reminder that a Republican senator openly admitted on the record that they coordinate these sorts of things. #MEpolitics

Susan Collins casts a vote against Trump but it winds up being just short of what's necessary to change the outcome. What are the odds? #MEpolitics

When Trump praises an acting Attorney General because he “kept me out of jail,” he is telling you exactly what he thinks the Justice Department is for.

Republicans cheering “states’ rights”. It’s 1965 all over again.

Really hoping this is a prerequisite to going nuclear to at least say they've exhausted all other remedies they thought to be available because otherwise this is like asking the bully to give back your lunch money

This is an oil company subsidy that will to little for gas prices.

I haven’t seen one of my teams put other fans and sports media on tilt like Arsenal have since the Pats were in their pomp. Imagine if we actually win the league…

We’re all Leeds United fans for a day right?

Uh oh

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"the voters will have their say in the election" is an uninspiring and demoralizing response to a court overturning the result of an election

Jim Rome?

I didn’t put this in my piece and perhaps should have. Five games in 15 days, all of existential importance to Arsenal. Not always pretty (but maybe more often than expected) but four wins and a draw in Madrid is a seriously impressive return.

Ongoing mystery.

Champions League final is going to feel like a friendly after these final games.

Enjoying ignoring all the discourse on whether VAR got it right. a) Table says we got 3pts b) Refer to (a) COYG!

The longer I looked at it, the more fouls on Raya I saw lol

It’s against God and Nature for the lottery reveal to be mid-afternoon

Not just one foul, two fouls.

People who look at this photo and the replays and cannot admit that there is at least one foul on David Raya are not worth engaging with whatsoever.

I died, my soul left my body, and then I died again. I've died many a death. They have killed me. These guys should be tried in The Hague for what they're putting me through.

Regardless of the win, someone needs to ask Arteta wtf he was thinking putting Declan at RB and completely destroying our momentum

They've been fairly consistent about what types of things they let go player on player, though. Goalkeepers have always been treated differently. That's the rub. Should they be treated differently? I don't think so. But they have always been.

Lol I drove my sister and her family out of my parents house with my antics

I just threw up in my parents kitchen

I’m ruining Mother’s Day at my parents house

END THE MATCH REF THEIR GOALKEEPING COACH IS A SAFETY THREAT FFS

I can’t believe how badly Arteta fucked this up

Let’s be honest, this is not the performance of a team that deserves to win the PL. From the manager on down

Playing to be champions like a team devoid of ideas is not how you do it.

Well… that’s that

Absolutely flabbergasted that Arteta put Declan at RB. Just a mystifying decision that could cost us the title

Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic

Can’t wait for today’s match

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