Look, I don't know what's going on on Twitter but I do believe that Elon could chug more piss than anyone in human history.

This factory motif is so depressing. "Come to watch the sporting event in a place which probably took your grandpa's life away from him before his time!" They should just play Carl Orff non-stop on loudspeakers pointing outwards.

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

Whoa, this is insane.

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Trump: Democrats are seditious and need to be hanged! Idemand the DOJ arrest them all immediately. Dems: we oppose this tyranny and to prove it, you better prepare for a speech from the capitol rotunda by Cory Booker. After which he will vote yes on any legislation Trump proposes to round up dems.

There is a resolution for when the POTUS says that he's going to murder his political opponents. Impeach Convict Remove

I'm not really going to want to read this. I'm going to want the DOJ to read this, for a prosecutor to act on this, for a jury to understand this, and for Trump and all the billionaires in the world to be put straight into prison for life.

Takayasu's sumo style is belligerent (he loves to do Tsupari attacks which is like a windmill slap) but I've never seen Hōshōryū get so angry about it. Lol. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzGy...

"Lord, I see what you have done for others..." www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

Interesting how this is being portrayed in various sources. Some say she was spying for China. Others that she was convicted of human trafficking. The Guardian wins the prize for most milquetoast headline of the bunch: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

they’re just using the threat of fascism to bludgeon you into accepting their limp dicked non-opposition and protection of the status quo

I hate to break it to people who are doing this but smoking weed is to sober as getting fucked is to virginity. www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

Sorry, it's more like $60 in cards for $120 plus tax and shipping. I honestly thing WotC is just trying to see how much they can sucker people for.

I found it: the one picture that has almost everything wrong with the world in it. www.hindustantimes.com/trending/us/...

Get $50 worth of cards for $100!

I would love to visit the USA but now they are all living under Saudi and Russian law I'd be scared.

Bring back the Lemonade That Kills You

My controversial opinion is: if you are buying four apples three oranges two onions three tomatoes two avocados a kombucha three protein bars a can of refried beans and some tortillas you have not in fact violated the 15 item limit in the 15 items or less line.

Tim's dad joke of the day: Dewey decimal? Don't we decimal!

This losing streak had been coming. He's looked very poor in his last four matches. I wonder if he's a controversial Yokozuna in Japan? He doesn't seem to have much in the way of technique and when he can't just push people out the ring he looks hopeless. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_h1...

Wow. Japanese shellfish farmers are in crisis after warming waters are killing off 90% of their Oysters and Scallops. (NHK doesn't allow embedded videos, you'll have to click through). www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LyC...

As a certified Red Cross trainer for CPR I can say that her chest compressions aren't deep enough. Also, when you do chest compressions properly you break ribs. So no one is getting up from CPR and just being all normal.

Mission Impossible 1: good Mission Impossible 2: so bad Mission Impossible 3: OK, this is good again I think they're figuring it out.

start the (retirement) clock

This happened because shame died in like 2015.

I use the UK as a "canary in the coal mine" for US politics and I have to say that this is what all the advisors are telling Dems to do and boy howdy it is failing spectacularly in the UK. They are about to get Satan's carbuncle as their next PM because Labour is so useless and evil.

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Can YOU explain it?

I love arguing with my MAGA sister over $10 a week to buy my mom quarters for laundry out of a trust that has $98k in it. She's such a fucking putz.

Body cams are only used as evidence against civilians. As soon as a cop is implicated their "footage is mysteriously lost" or "they forgot to turn the body cam on."

Every day I walk one block from where I park my car to my office and in that one block there are usually ~18 cars parked in 90 minute parking. Of those 18 cars on average 4 have no tabs, expired tabs, out of state plates (with expired tabs) or no license plates at all. 22%. That's wild.

Just aa reminder that Nestle is evil and that you should boycott all of their products. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

It is possible for us to have nice things in this world.

So, does Putin have pictures of Trump blowing Bubba or not?

I should change my perspective too so I can actually enjoy watching sports

I like onosatou. but he's incredibly one dimensional as a fighter. I saw someone call him the yokozuna of pushing and I think that sums him up perfectly. he's a flat track bully and whenever he meets someone who is anywhere at his level he seems to struggle. youtu.be/Qc4lrcseBBQ?...

I think I'm going to go back to bed for a while.

Since I transitioned, I've travelled to loads of countries around the world, my business has never been stronger and I'm engaged to be married. Transitioning works. I am happier now in ways I didn't even know possible and that's *despite* the way the UK is for trans people.

why can they not just fix it

I am 55 years old and I have never, not even once, heard the government tell people to NOT spend money. They have always told us to spend spend spend and borrow to spend if needed but your patriotic duty is to spend.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

We can have nice things!

Sometimes you need to run your economy with a little handbrake off.

“… little bit ‘labour market downturn’ niggle.”

This is better writing than anything Olivia Nuzzi ever wrote.

"I like the Universes beyond Avatar set"

He's speaking like Arsene Wenger.