The premier league needs to ban American owners. They did it with Russian owners. Your existence depends on it.

まさかの家からオーロラがバチクソ見えた

People need to understand that there are no human rights in the USA there are no constitutional protections in the USA there is no opposition party in the USA www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMy6...

And I live in the "liberal" haven near Seattle WA.

To illustrate how insane the USA is right now: I go to my local grocery store and there are armed guards who demand to see my receipt as I leave the store.

Arsenal's net spend on transfers this season ($300m) is more than all of the top four leagues (Spain, Italy, France, Germany) and Scotland and the English Championship combined. So was Liverpool's ($275m), Man City's ($250m and counting), Man U ($200m), Spurs ($175m), and Sunderland ($150m).

Cops are not only free to shoot people if they "smell marijuana" but are actively celebrated for doing it. This country is untenable in its current state.

I’m sorry I’m not single-handedly overthrowing the government. It’s just that I don’t own any weapons and I have a “thing” about dying. I go to the protests and do my best to help others but the people “on my side” have spent my entire life giving tanks to racist cops. They made video games about it

Fenerbahce just paid $30m for Guendouzi???

Every time I watch Serie A I feel like I see Jaime Vardy.

I think we all understand why doctors keep scanning his brain for defects.

Quickly! To the print shop! Bring some Bloomburrow sunshine into your home: prints are now available online. Aaronbmiller.com/prints

The world needs to wake up and take action. President Giant Baby is going to take Greenland because his tech bro owners want him to take it. If the world is waiting for Americans to stop him, you are going to be waiting for a long time. There is no real opposition party in the USA.

Of all the insane things this person has done and said, this definitely ranks up there with the most insane. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America

after many many years of experience I've come to realize that most of you are idiots and I think that you should stop being idiots and listen to me.

correct! That's why the next step is.. The military!

Honey. HONEY. New sexy dwarf card just dropped. scryfall.com/card/mir/169...

I bought a jacket on Ebay (I know) and the fuckers shipped it with lavender deodorant in the armpits. When I washed it, of course it smells like b.o. I read on reddit that some ammonia will help remove the smell. Does that work? Any other tips from my stinky/stink-adjacent friends?

"Guys, I'm starting to think that creating a rogue army in charge of a surveillance state and then giving the President unlimited powers was a bad idea."

Arsene "I'm paid by FIFA to do the square root of fuck all" Wenger.

One of the hallmarks of white supremacist culture is a "right to comfort". And by comfort they often mean not feeling confronted by difference, poverty, or other things that remind them that capitalism is a failed enterprise. For them, public transit is a hellscape.

This article is like doing an 8 ball of schadenfreude all at once.

Just to be clear here: there is only some mid-level person speaking off record that they are embarrassed. The VAST majority of FIFA officials have no such shame and are still happy to be aboard the Infantino Grift Train.

From Mars bars to Daylight Offsides, once again Arsene Wenger Knight Grand Commander of the Humane Order of African Redemption is revolutionizing the game. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

It's wild that this is the same guy

I wish Neville would get carried away, from my television screen.

When we protested the 2002 invasion of Iraq, we had both civilian and Fed Nazis infiltrate our march. The Civilians actually waited until the march was under way and then raised white power signs and "turn Iraq into a glass parking lot" signs. We peacefully moved them out of the main group.

Forest 0-0 Arsenal xG: 0.34 -2.10 I wondered how often it happens that a team gets 2+ xG and fails to score and this season: 4 away sides: Arsenal, Man City, Brighton, Leeds and 3 home sides: Liverpool, Forest, Everton Away: 4/35 - 11% Home: 3/55 - 5%

oh so I have to have watched the previous shitty Star Trek to watch this shitty Star Trek. also, man, I didn't know I never wanted a gritty Star Trek world. the real world is gritty. Star Trek is supposed to be fantasy luxury space communism

Chagrined to learn that these fireworks are for my local sports team rather than you know what happening.

they already know

I just want people to know that there is no active insurrection, no regular protests, no rioting or whatever. The only time people are in the streets is when masked armed ICE thugs descend on one of our neighbors to disappear them as part of a federal government-led ethnic cleansing campaign.

I'm as anti-Man City as any rational person but Arsenal supporters using transfer spend as a stick against Man City are pretty funny. Arsenal under Arteta have spent more than Man City on transfers. This isn't Wenger's Arsenal. Arsenal don't make superstars (except Saka), they buy them.

One thing about watching a relegation bound team every week is that you have literally no expectations. So, anything good that happens is like Christmas morning.

Man U: the Carrick or the Stick.

I think that the Manchester Derby should just be 90 minutes of Man U kicking Man City players and thankfully, so does Anthony Taylor.

"we have the highest maternal mortality rates in the world. with the best health care in the world." 🤔

Was making fun of Michael Rapaport's plate to mouth eating on Traitors when someone pointed out that he probably has hand tremors and remembered that he needed to do a two-handed water drink and then I felt like an asshole. Also, bad form Traitors editors.

I just googled it and Google ai told me "Gaybraham Lincoln"

apparently today is the day that spoon man decided to pop into my head. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl0X...

Every company in America rn: "Would you like some AI?"

RFK Jr. Probably: "the new food pyramid is, a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, heroin, a tortilla, something else."

Liverpool Burnley Forest Arsenal almost sounds like a sentence.

DO THE MILITARY NEXT

"a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else" is almost exactly what I feed my dog. She doesn't get corn tortilla because she's allergic and she gets four chicken thighs a day but yeah, that's her meals.

"They believed in democracy, freedom of speech Yet dead on the flesh piles I hear no breath, I hear no hope, no whisper of faith From those who have died for some others' privilege." Crass, Demoncrats (1979)