the day he dies is going to hit so good

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

Hangman getting blood on the lens might be the coolest thing ever and Hangman lost and I hate everything.

Super Dragon Still Has A Posse

Fighting Spirit sequence into a one count will never not pop me. Love that shit. #AEWRevolution

A choir of audible groans of annoyance in the Dempsey House when Ronda Rousey showed up at #AEWRevolution. No one wants this shit. Get it together, TK.

She absolutely nailed it.🖤🐯

I don't shill my #KGLW bootleg bandcamp very often but hey it's Bandcamp Friday! My boots will always remain free, but if you ever wanna Pay What You Want to toss me a coin or two, I ain't gonna be mad at it. Check it out! chrisdempsey.bandcamp.com #kinggizzard

Gonna tell my kids this was Chappell Roan

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

I guess it’s a good thing I have a decent backlog of caps because I don’t think I’ll ever be able to buy another one. $50 for a basic looking trucker hat is crazy work. The fuck are y’all doing?

Well, now that that unpleasantness is over, time to watch the real shit #AEWCollision

Man, I hope Je’Von Evans is ok. That was an incredibly scary bump.

Oh man Danhausen’s WWE debut just completely shit the bed. The crowd HATED it.

my view is if you're posting anything other than The Horrors, it doesn't make you a bad person. You're just trying to find joy in the small things to keep sane. It's not apathy, it's a part of being human.

Go fuck yourself.

Enlist in Operation Epic Fury for a chance to win a MrBeast collab rifle and crypto dot com branded parachute. Only alphas lick these patriot boots!

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️ fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?

I feel so lucky that all my friends sent me this selfie wishing me a happy birthday

This match has been the perfect birthday present. I absolutely adore giant multi-man AEW clusterfucks. They’re the best. #AEWDynamite

AEW is what happens when a wrestling company actually likes its fans

Surprise it’s actually ANARCHY IN THE ARENA. #AEWDynamite

“FUCK DON CALLIS” “FUCK ICE TOO” Man, I love AEW. #AEWDynamite

Now would be a good time for it to happen.

I grew up on forums. You think I'm worried about relevance

I left Twitter in November of 2024 and I don’t miss that shit for a second. You won’t catch me going back.

This one hits hard.

Eww, just saw an ad during #AEWCollision for Suno. Could we not?

That Death Riders Lucha mask goes incredibly hard. #AEWCollision

we are running out of refs at work cause of Swerve should I get a referee mask

Why is every episode of #AEWDynamite the best episode of Dynamite?

When I tell you my heart jumped out of my chest on that German suplex off the apron, my god #AEWDynamite

Hangman why you gotta pull a Cody? #AEWDynamite

Very classy for AEW, Tony Schiavone and Bryan Danielson to acknowledge the death of Kerwin Silfies, long-time WWE TV director. Fans understand people cycle through different roles and companies, I think it's good to acknowledge others and their contributions regardless of companies. #AEWDynamite

Hell yeah, Mox/Davis was a FIGHT. Extremely my kind of shit. #AEWDynamite

I think my favourite part of John Oliver mentioning AEW is that he said “AEW” and “MJF” with zero extra context or clarifiers, as if both are household names. I doubt it was even intentional, but I think he made AEW seem very mainstream and I loved it.

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.

Alright, I’m all in on Angine de Poitrine. After hearing their KEXP session I checked out their Vol 1 album and was blown away. It’s fucking awesome and now I have Vol 2 in April to look forward to.

Illustration of AEW wrestlers MJF, Bandido, and Brody King in the Paper Mario style.

Every time I see an incomprehensible name that’s got a thousand letters it’s always “that’s not a name, that’s a bad scrabble hand.”

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

In happier news, pitchers and catchers report on Tuesday. #LFGM #NYM

Looks like between the game and the halftime show all of the "Patriots" lost tonight.

What's been worse, the Patriots offense tonight or the million AI commercials?

I think the biggest story of this game so far is that Cris Collinsworth hasn't said the name "Patrick Mahomes" a single time.