Me at the cookout after my wife said I’ve had plenty to eat already:

I always misread "pilates" as "pirates"

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays 💚 🎨: Holy Family in an Olive Grove, Palestinian Family, and two versions of Mother and Child by Sliman Mansour (b. 1947), a Palestinian artist who uses traditional motif and textile in his works; one of the pioneers of art for liberation movement in Palestine.

Happy Christmas to all you lovely people in my phone!

4.5/5 stars for pillion. Was a bit awks to watch the kink buffet scene in a room full of elderly people but Harry Mellings' enthusiastic consent warmed my heart ❤️ 💙

Blue Prince (2025)

This is monumental.

stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude

remember when people used to say "on fleek" what was that all about

Im going to watch all k dramas on 1.5x speed from now on 😊

NUNS ON THE RUN WAS RIGHT THERE

Who is this guy and why is he crying 😂😂

RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.

makes tots sense a tory created the show but still love it to bits

Twitter now is just elon musk riling up racists in the uk

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

I can never finish any episodes of off menu. There is no payoff at the end....

Sometimes im convinced tik tok is just full of kids who's never been anywhere in the real world.

English people love to tell you random facts....thats why they love quizes so much.

Everytime someone tries to guess my horoscope, they always get it wrong 😒

Why am i getting cat videos on tik tok where the cat is doing absolutely normal cat shit like just staring blankly and the comments going "get yourself an animal psychic" like wtf is going on with my algorithm

Wtf lol

That’s so cute 😍😍

80% of people on social media are just bots, ai now

Just posted on linkedin for the first time in ages. God why do i feel like a wanker 😭

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

Friends come in all shapes and sizes… 🐶 🐢

Im getting better at dodging & jumping... but parrying? Probably never gonna happen

Love this one

Caught the final episode of the first season of Murderbot last night. The whole first season was just lovely, and I'm delighted that it's gotten a second season. Congrats, @marthawells.com, and everyone else involved, both for the season that's wrapped up, and for what is to come.

Oh he's working class?

Yeah, I'm into heavy metal* *Heavy Metal Dub

Blue prince has taken over my life And soul.

Americans buying concrete slabs for their indoor cats is the funniest trend ive seen in recent time

Not sure what's happening to my fb feed but im getting lots of rage bait content

SE Asian Games for Good is a brand-new community-powered initiative, bringing our kampung together to support & help those in need. We're proud to announce Play for Peace: Games for Palestine, a charity drive in partnership with @unrwausa.bsky.social. More below⬇️ itch.io/jam/games-fo...

Greggs hot sandwich + apple juice= £5.90 Sandwich + apple juice + wedges= £5

Im trying really hard to watch season 6 of Handmaids Tale but it's too difficult. I just want to punch Serena in the face

Im about to finish Hero of Ages but i dont want it to end 😫

Planning to get expedition 33

Politicians are not your friend

Life is hard right now. Here are baby bunnies making biscuits. (Or a carrot cake. 🥹🥹🥹)

We are witnessing the first livestreamed genocide in history. Those who facilitate these crimes against humanity should face accountability — not those who have the humanity to oppose them. End all arms sales to Israel, now.

In my anecdotal experience, Chinese diaspora people in SEAsia love Zionism. I once lurked in a forum where people were enthusiastically touting Singapore as the "Israel of the East"---a bright light of civilisation in a "region of barbarians who hate us". 1/

I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I think I did a bird watching today? Like I saw a bird and I was like “Ooh I think that’s an Oriole” and I googled it and it WAS an Oriole and then I just sat there and watched it for a while until it flew away and honestly 10/10 no notes at all

I dont have children but.. Ms Rachel...this woman is exceptional.

Insane how Tik Tok algorithm works. I commented "cats are free" on a breeders video once, now all i get in the comments are right wing talking points.