90% of British BlueSky after getting *that* BBC News alert just now

Very sad news about the death of Bonnie Tyler — Total Eclipse of the Heart is an absolute sonic masterpiece This a brilliant episode of the Strong Songs podcast that analyses the song’s composition and recording in glorious detail. I massively recommend it strongsongspodcast.com/blogs/episod...

How strong is that fan?!?

I mean this explains quite a lot about experiencing social media in the 2020's www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

About to be funemployed for a few weeks so this is the perfect time to get petty with the council over parking permits. NB. I am in favour of them for our area but there's nonsense afoot with the type of one I have vs my friend down the road and one a couple of streets over but all in the same zone

I just love him

I can't believe taking the mexican chicken baguette off the greggs menu worked

Not sure I can be bothered to go back to bed. I'm on my final week of working a stupidly long notice so I have nothing to do today anyway!

I’m in absolute bits I’m so sorry if you went to bed and didn’t see this live

Jordan Henderson getting booked and then injured without even playing is Very Funny

We could've had any song but it's so classic England (derogatory) to have picked Wonderwall

What a ridiculous game. A nonsense.

Where did they get 11 minutes from?!

Just don't do a stutter run I beg

Was absolutely not planning on being awake for this but yay for insomnia because this is wild

I'm on a coach having to talk to people instead of listening to Madonna's new album and this is a terrible state of affairs.

Cannot recommend being awake for no reason at 4.30 but I can recommend going to have a lie down in the garden if you are

No no let's hear it out it's worth considering

In truly unprecedented scenes, I've just cancelled something before the free trial ended. (Let's ignore that this is only because I hadn't cancelled another one in time.)

Big Ginge ducked out after Henry made him look like a dummy with a dummy! 🤣

As a football fan and as a (ugh, this sounds wanky) social media professional, football admins are unsurpassed at the moment. This is what's possible when you trust your social team.

Hope we're all a bit in love with this guy x

This because parental controls at device and app level already exist but most parents are either ignorant of them or do not care to enact them. My teenager is as locked down as possible but crucially we also have conversations about how to handle social media.

It really is incredible how absolutely fucking STUPID everyone involved with this is. Staggering levels of sheer buffoonery.

Nothing more humbling than cleaning your kitchen cupboards out

I really hope that guy who did the "My mayor Muslim, my bagels Jewish ..." thing gets his dues because that shit is going to be even more all over the place now

Great point, Shakira (4) now officially has more World Cup appearances than her ex (3)

Very here for this kind of energy. Especially when he is CORRECT.

One small thing bringing me joy today is the videos of footballers pronouncing their names. They all look so scared or serious or like they're not even sure how to pronounce them!

Very funny that Jay Z announces some dates and immediately everyone asks if Beyoncé will be performing

Colleagues of mine led this project about social media extremism in middle age - this would be thrust in front of every Labour MP.

It remains baffling to me that people forget or don't want to recognise that the moment you tell a teenager they can't do something, their life's mission solely becomes proving you wrong

Heed Kat's advice and watch IMMEDIATELY

I'm sorry but this is objectively very funny

Omg this tool makes it so easy, I was only clicking to check and it's done, might do it again later with some personal tweaks just to underline it

If you are an ally and want to help, London Trans+ Pride are looking for stewards for the march on July 25. I’ve done it twice now, it’s a really lovely day with excellent signs, and lots of parents, friends and supporters take part. Sign up here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

I got dressed at 7.45am. Have only just realised I've had my t-shirt on backwards.

Today was BUSY and CHAOTIC but the vibes? Immaculate, 10/10

The way Young People listen to music is ... weird. They have no qualms at skipping halfway through a song?

I do not recommend following a game that goes to penalties via text updates only

Absolutely terrible situation where I bought a thing I want for the garden but now I have to put it together? I did not think this through.

Periodic reminder that you shouldn't need lighter fluid for your barbecue. And by you I mean my idiot neighbour.

I can cope with the heat but the pollen is killing me today 😭

Villa doing the most is a great thing to see today

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

The Department for Education were recently advertising for a Social Media Manager role and now I see why. I too would've resigned if that had been the strategy I was being asked to run.