some racist lady threatened to punch me in the mouth last week. Her punk ass is still here. So let's be so serious about who gets protected by these "no violence" decrees and who Bluesky tells to get fucked

Why tf it ain’t Friday yet!? 🤨

Learning about "AI psychosis/ChatGPT psychosis" today, via the story of a woman who spends evenings on Tiktok Live being lavishly over-affirmed by a chatbot, which refers to her as "The Oracle" and unhesitatingly assures her she will Change The World on request. Cool that we allow this to happen.

Went to see Josh Johnson and he had people giving out flowers. So thoughtful. 🥹

Just ate a plant based Reese’s and I want those responsible for this monstrosity to be stoned immediately

Why does 1 lil hour do so much damage? I woke up late & was still exhausted, barely got to do my morning rituals. 🤦🏽‍♀️

It’s kinda giving

SMH

what a word, bc for me this truth was obvious in some ways and not others i wouldn’t eat junk food* to reward myself for a workout, yet i stay up late to reward myself after a super productive day 🤡 * i do though, sometimes

Why do they ALWAYS look the damn type?! www.dailymail.co.uk/media/articl...

Sometimes they just like the idea of you, but then they quickly realize that they can’t match your energy fr

Unpopular opinion, but bullying works.

Lol! You can always tell who thrives on chaos and the distress of those who seek peace. They should please enjoy their “rightish” utopia and leave us be in our “echo chamber”. STAY OVER THERE!!! Thanks so much! 🙃

Being loved properly is top tier

“men” always turn into Casper around Christmas, Valentine’s Day & birthdays 💀

Finally watched MaXXXine and I see why so many people weren’t feeling it.

I wish reading the news felt less like binge watching the final season of a long running series that’s been a major part of your life for decades.

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

You name me one fucking reason I should not believe RFK Jr. will given authority to send me or my elderly disabled mother to a “wellness camp” for “3-4 years.” Tell me. Tell me why I should not BELIEVE these men.

I need Chime to get it together

Archive Request xkcd.com/3052

Wife was a probationary employee let go over the weekend. She was a researcher with CMMI. If anyone has leads on jobs for a PhD social science researcher with an expertise in Medicare, Medicaid, and private health insurance, please let me know!

Maybe in the beginning but things never workout in my opinion/ experience if the woman likes/ loves the man more/ first

Liking a man more than he likes you will always end with you embarrassed I feel

Spotify played Euphoria while I was driving home last night and with all the hubbub around the Super Bowl I’d forgotten that Not Like Us is nowhere close to the meanest thing Kendrick has done to Drake lol

I don’t even wanna know my attachment style. Can we talk about what’s for breakfast instead? 🤭

Aww this dope!

HOW DID I LOSE ANOTHER AQUAPHOR TUBE

A FREAKING WIN. THANK GOD.

It’s almost as if Elon has a truck 🛻 backed up to all the agencies cleaning out the funds. 🧐

What's a funny interview moment that still cracks you up to this day? I have a few, but this immediately comes to mind. Bro sneezed.. blessed himself.. and thanked himself all in one sequence 😂😂

My uncle tried to make a funny at my wife’s expense. Let’s say he won’t ever make that mistake again

have y’all been following the duolingo bird drama? they’re asking to be included in the lawsuit 😂

Duolingo coming for Drake is the most hilarious thing ever, let me go do these lessons 😭

Just logged on, don't know what's going on and I'm greeted with this. Giving me strong "moon's haunted" vibes.

Cholera

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

Just got on YouTube to watch it again and make sure I wasn’t trippin—twice. And my final opinion… it’s good! 🤦🏽‍♂️

Everytime i see a non white person driving a Swastikar I'm like why?

Went to his hotel room and slid a letter asking him to take me back under his door. 😩😔

Thought they "didn't see color". 🤔🤔🤔

Can verify this is peak Gemini behavior. Source: am a Gemini