I'm going to delete this in a few because it is showing signs of breaking containment. Also because I delete most of my posts. I miss locked accounts.

You GUYS. 🥹

Multiple school buses have slid into ditches in Lincoln County, MO. Emergency crews are checking on the kids right now. Roads are ice-slick and deteriorating fast. If you’re in eastern Missouri, get off the roads immediately.

I slept all day and I'm ready to sleep some more.

I was trying to trick myself into believing I wasn't coming down with something, but I feel like TURDS.

Not loving this headache situation I've got going on

I'm a few days late, but a new Defunctland just dropped

I need to go to sleep. Please tell me to sleep. I'm like an over exhausted toddler right now.

it’s weird knowing we all read the same disgusting document

@greymattersplat.bsky.social I'm going to need an update on your Grimace murder scene.

Hi. Hello. I can't remember who said they liked a history series on Netflix, but please remind me of the name if you see this.

I spent ten minutes trying to catch a tiny little gecko that managed to make it's way into my bedroom, only to watch it get eaten by a lizard moments after I set it free outside.

It seems this place has lost its fucking mind while I was offline trying to save my fucking mind. Maybe people should read a post more than once before jumping to insane conclusions. There is so much grass outside, please go to it

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

Retooting this.

Maybe cold weather makes for a good day bc everything is coming up Booblevard today

I'm not built for this anymore. Florida has broken me

As a scientist working to promote health equity in the Deep South, I do not use BSky much b/c they have blocked access to Mississippi. They disagree with a Mississippi age verification law (me too) but have failed to note any strategy to counter the law, increase access, or acknowledge they care.

I forgot to mention this on Halloween, but why are so many kids not allowed to have Gushers?

Is this a thing?

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

i could smell the onions and the mustard !!!!!!!!!

Emotional support plant?

What about your parents anus?

MSNBC Live coverage: @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social interviewing a pink unicorn on live television is giving me life. #NoKings

Just started the coffee pot, and two seconds later got scared because I couldn't figure out where that noise was coming from.

I'm pretty sure my sister responded to my asking her when she had a chance to catch up with some sort of chatgpt/google assistant type of thing. Just the most bizarre response.

Call now?

The Sheetz vs WaWa thing makes no sense to me. They are both bad.

After over 21 years together I've just learned that my husband thought David Lee Roth was Sammy Hagar, and Sammy Hagar was David Lee Roth

So, Delaware's real after all

Spent the evening with family and one of my favorite people on earth and I couldn't be happier. Also, I peeped some leaves on the way. Weather was terrible today for good pictures, but tomorrow should be better.

IT'S TOO MUCH LIQUID

Fried sea meats for late breakfast

Spent a few minutes in Salem today.

Good job Boston

Pizza time at my favorite pizza place.

We took our car on a train trip today. Getting ready for bed, should be in Virginia in the AM to start a random 3 week long nonsensical road trip. Yay!

I'm taking an overnight Amtrak trip in a sleeper car and I'm not sure how much to tip the room attendant. Anyone have any guesses?

Breaking news 🚨🚨 Nothing is going to happen

I didn't know never having seen Weekend at Bernie's would put me in this situation, but here we are

I don't know if this is real, but it is giving real Walt Disney calling the Sherman brothers to sing for him right before he died vibes

Maybe if we joke about the thing happening enough, the thing will happen?

Scrubbed, explosion now set for tomorrow

About 40 minutes away from Elon blowing up another rocket

It wasn't good.

Just discovered Dairy Queen still makes the Flamethrower. Guess what I'm having for lunch?

Why does the human body make so much snot?

I'm not saying I had a better weekend than you but at least one of us knows someone who got to pee in a cyber truck.

I think the thermometer is broken. The thermometer has to be broken, right?