Did not have "nothing to see here, move along" on the bingo card.

Trashed panda is my secret spirit animal.

Nothing like creases on polyester to cause the confidence to crash and burn.

Tis the season to find others being a bit brisk, curt, and often down right craptacular. Remember Hanlon's Razor "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

Whomever thought 5 cup coffee makers was a good idea was absolutely, unequivocally wrong.

If you have one of those giant skeletons, be the hero we need right now.

Because sometimes we need a little piece of good in the world. We can now track migration of monarch butterflies. monarchjointventure.org/blog/revolut...

Sure, you fix the fee that were holding me back. How are you going to fix the real problem, the lack of a wife?

Wild late night thought: If politicians were the paid the median income for the area the represent and lobbying and side hustles were banned they'd have some small incentive to actually represent the people that voted them in.

Unless times have changed that much, renters aren't allowed to do major renovations.

The news won't show you these images*

This is an example of good marketing.

Why doesn't my translation app a Trump option? Seriously, WTactualF?

Having hidden under my desk in case of nuclear war, understood my brain is a fried egg, days long wars, xkmlr coded terror threats it's hard to oust the appropriate feelings toward the current downfall pc civilization as I know it.

Why do places act like changing an antiquated paper system over to an electronic one is so expensive and difficult? Especially when most of their system is already online? I'll take your paper form and make it fillable in 10 minutes for free just so I don't have to deal with people.

Ahhh yes, paper voting is the best. I recall the great state of FL having a great Halloween costume idea of dangling Chads. Or what that not a paper thing? Memory is weird like that.

@orlpride.com #newsl if you haven't seen it yet those of us at home when Orlando vs kc starts again it will be on CBS sports. Thanks CBS and planners this sucks.

Was thinking of planning a trip to Alaska. Do I need a passport? Asking for a friend.

I'm not saying I had a better weekend than you but at least one of us knows someone who got to pee in a cyber truck.

The last time we shrank the federal workforce.

TIL that if you hold a key with a bunch of papers it looks like you are doing something incredibly important.

At least the world chaos has given perspectives about anything personal or professional. It's like oh bad day at the office, hold my beer and here's a munitions malfunction, list or no list, weather phenomenon that hasn't happened In a millenna.

How come cell phone companies and internet companies don't use Ai (or a simple script) to monitor weather alerts and send out messages on our phones? Probably a better use than the kids dropping acid and using it for analyzing their trips.

NEW: More women have nearly bled to death during miscarriage under Texas’ abortion ban. Experts say the trend paints a troubling picture of the harms of unnecessary delays in care. “This is striking,” one doctor said. “The trend is very clear.”

If I work for a place that owns my product, be it research or writings or whatever is produced using any thing of the company's, and AI companies own your works that used their product, and possession is 9/10 of the law, who owns that code in wrote with AI that now sits in company M's. Cloud?

Denmark Is Dumping Microsoft Office and Windows For LibreOffice and Linux https://linux.slashdot.org/story/25/06/12/0335229/denmark-is-dumping-microsoft-office-and-windows-for-libreoffice-and-linux?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

I admit there was a moment I started searching if this was an EO. I saw it was the Onion and thought shit, don't give him any ideas and now still looking for the EO.

Live events and short term lodging faciliies new rules to start May 12. *The total price must include all known charges and fees. *Total price must be upfront and more prominently displayed than any other pricing info

I love PBS.

Obsessing over the athletic records of someone who graduated three years ago is weird and creepy, and doing so is just another example of how the Republican Party has no actual plans to improve people's lives. www.cnn.com/2025/04/29/s...

🤣🤣🤣 This is where the waste is.

Today I figured out why I don't do karaoke. It's basically reading out loud but with more pressure. It's like those nightmares where you show up to class naked and then are asked to read a poem out loud but you know do it musically and do it while a room watches and no so silently judges you.

This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

The world is lucky women haven't gone for revenge. Is it too much to keep us appeased with cute light up shoes and pockets?

The last three Republican presidents wrecked the economy. The last three Democratic presidents had to fix things. newrepublic.com/article/1933...

Musk has a personal interest, as Tesla Inc., is suing the state... Musk promised to hand out other million-dollar prizes before the election.

Her name is Rumeysa Ozturk, she's a student from Turkey, and even her lawyer doesn't know where she is right now.

RUMEYSA OZTURK KIDNAPPING VIDEO Here is a video of federal agents detaining Tufts University PhD student Rumeysa Ozturk Tuesday night. Rumeysa was abducted as she was heading to meet with friends to break her Ramadan fast.

I am dyslexic and that means sometimes I may lose words and replace them with different words. Yesterday I lost the word 'data'. My brain replaced it with 'labia'. I now can't get rollover labia out of my head.

NEW: Trump officials accidentally invited the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic to their Signal group chat. Hours after bombs dropped on Yemen, they partied at a $1-million-per-seat Mar-a-Lago dinner. From the @wired.com dream team: www.wired.com/story/trump-...

Again, can't emphasize enough someone tried to run over Tesla protesters with a truck yesterday

@espn.com thanks for fucking people over trying to watch Gotham vs Orlando Pride. You suck get your shit together

I've never been harassed by anyone actually using the bathroom. It's only been cis men that think there's a problem and try to pretend in order to prove a point.

NEW: In October, we published secret recordings of Russell Vought discussing plans to eviscerate entire agencies and decimate the morale of federal workers if Trump won a second term. It's hard to imagine a more prescient piece of journalism, our editor-in-chief @sengelberg.bsky.social writes.

I cannot understand banning books. Idk about anyone else but my friends and I were obsessed with the things society told us we can't do, want or be. Banned books was a drug.

We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

From the ACLU: Know your protest rights. Typed out in ALT text

Remember when folks were like “But why would he pardon them?”