One baserunner gives Cal another at bat.

The last two World Cups were in Qatar and Russia and the 2034 Cup will be in Saudi Arabia. The most corrupt sporting body in the world didn’t move from those countries why would it move from North America?

Luke Raley is playing centerfield which seems… not an ideal sub.

Dying at Pho Kit.

Hope that performance by Hancock earns him a little more playing time. I’d definitely trust him over Luke Jackson.

This is definitely true but also probably shouldn’t steal a base up 5 runs to open up first base with a guy everyone wants to see homer up to bat.

i hear all your mvp arguments and honestly both are great players having amazing seasons but baseball rules stipulate the tie goes to the biggest butt

Yeah, saw that coming as soon as Randy stole.

This is something that may not happen until MLB expands, but they need to get back to teams from the same division all playing each other at the end of the season. Uneven teams in divisions and leagues means you have interleague and interdivision games at the time when they mean the most.

The Mariners have now clinched at least the #2 seed in the AL.

Houston being in the position that Seattle usually occupies at the end of the season, hoping for other teams to lose to keep their hopes alive, is some strange turnabout.

When Cal retires many years from now they’ll put a statue of him outside the stadium and the ass will be a different color from everyone touching the Big Dumper.

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

The last time the Mariners won the AL West, Julio Rodriguez was less than nine months old.

LMAOOOOOO, he did it again "Might as well go win the whole fucking thing"

the smile when he realized angie accidentally teed him up

BIGGEST WIN DANCE CIRCLE WITH THORNTON IN THE MIDDLE OF

Cal Raleigh has hit as many home runs as Babe Ruth. BABE RUTH!

THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE CHAMPIONS OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WEST DIVISION

Luke Jackson you are killing the vibes

60 home runs for Cal Raleigh. Incredible.

SIXTY HOME RUNS FOR THE BIG DUMPER

La Piedra!

It turns out the only thing saving the Tigers from the worst collapse in history is the Astros’ simultaneous collapse.

I thought that was what the Jeremy Brown stuff was about.

*CONFERENCE ROOM IN SEATTLE* JERRY DIPOTO (Timothy Olyphant?): My anaconda don’t want none… OLDHEAD SCOUTS: *visibly confused* DIPOTO: *sigh* My anaconda don’t want none, *DAN* ASSISTANT GM DAN (Sir Mixalot): Your anaconda don’t want none unless he’s got buns, sir DIPOTO: Unless he’s got buns

assuming dan wilson told them they could get hammered last night if they hit dingers tonight

No hangover for the Mariners tonight!!!!

That was as far a home run in this park as I can ever remember.

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIG DUMPER!!!!!!!! 59!!!!!!

RAISE THE FUCKING BANNER

33 years ago, seattle produced an iconic song about liking big butts. today the prophecy is fulfilled

Turns out the rapture in the Bible was just the Mariners making the postseason all along.

The Mariners clinched the postseason at the exact moment they passed the 88 win (aka 54 percent) mark, so Jerry is vindicated in that respect.

Might as well

Astros lose! The magic number is 1.

I got your October slogan right here October: Might as Well Win the Whole Fucking Thing

the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

Big Dumper: “Might as well go win the whole fucking thing!”

I do like that the celebration is a bit subdued, because after all…

As long as the A’s hang on tonight, the Mariners can clinch the AL West tomorrow.

I didn’t think I’d be this emotional about it since the big one is tomorrow but god damn it is good to see these boys back in the playoffs.

PLAYOFF BOUND!!!!!!!! 🔱

JOSH FUCKING NAYLOR

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

Okay time to wake up Mariners.

LOL @ JP just taking that one himself. Taking no chances.