As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.

obligatory

time for bed

there should be an excavating / land fill business called Haul-O-Earth with a hollow earth logo and slogan "Sorry we took all the dirt"

A handy way to remember how to spell the word "mnemonic" is to memorise the phase: many neurotic eunuchs mangle ordinary non-euclidian isometric coordinates

in the future of the collapsed state, people engage in lotteries for basic essentials such as food

thees ees no so bad, oui?!

wendys uses shredded lettuce now? frickin gross

thanks Barnes & Noble, I guess this begins in August now.

If only we had the technology to combine these diverse formats

every time i see a discover tab rando run into a joke post like a brick wall i understand more and more why laughtracks used to be in every goddamn TV show no matter how much it sucked

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

for the love of christ i wish electronics that take usb-c would just come with usb-c cables instead of usb-c-to-usb-a. how the fuck am i supposed to plug in a usb-a cable? i throw them in the bin and now gotta wait for another usb-c cable from anker to show up. stupid. but i guess it saves them $$$.

Fact: If your "news" website posts links to bsky/x for articles that require a subscription to read, you're not posting news, you're posting ads

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Lowes? This time got a 35 pack of wood screws. It contained 23. Found out after running out. Went back and made sure to count this time the full amount. What a f&@#%^ joke.

come by my place in the next 27 minutes for a bass kicking

I want the Trump administration to go after ActBlue really hard in order to create an existential crisis for Dem electeds

love going to Lowe's and finding the exact item i want but it's locked up behind glass and padlock in Our Most Precious Items Jail, and there's nobody working there in the aisle. I'd hate to fight them over a silly tool, Amazon will get it here tomorrow as they say, "Another Loan Lost To DiTech™"

Why did Apple just send me a push notification that I have 200 and some odd dollars in my Apple Cash, when I only have $20 in my Apple Cash These scams are getting weirder, I don't even know how I was supposed to fall for this one but the money is not there so they did a poor job

previewing tracks off beatport on a pa setup with dual 18"s rocks. way better than headphones.

can americans do one of those "vote of no confidence" things ?

Did the American Express session login timeout get even SHORTER recently? Like I can't even pay two cards in a row before it logs me out now, it used to be bad but this is getting ridiculous lol @americanexpress.bsky.social #SecurityTheater

is siri's "Timer hour and a half" broken for anyone else and setting 3 hours of timer, despite hearing the words right?

web. design.

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

tfw you know the "Top brands" selection is Definitely going to solve your concerns

Normal English: Hello "Here's a Quote" Thanks. Apple English: Hello "Here's a Quote "Thanks. Does anyone at apple inc hq notice this? is this how they think it's supposed to be done?

I cannot understate how great it is to just give up on home audio and do a PA system, complete with 18" sub. It's everything I've always wanted and more! Where some say overkill, i say headroom, and I'm running under 20% and it's too loud. But at least I get the sensation fo being in a club. A+++++

tonight's tv ads: Blue Cross / Blue Shield - We Un-Kick Your Puppy.™

"If you don't like your health care CEO, you can kill it" -Back Oboba

people say the movie Idiocracy isn't actually coming true in real life but on the other hand there is this

do people still care about "Unnecessary Quotes" ? cuz this just showed up on my rental car keyfob. I guess the local drivers are vicious?

On a serious note though, Democrats have to stop accepting GOP framing on everything. There is no border crisis, instead we need immigration targets. DEI doesn’t discriminate, but we do need integration. Bathroom laws are bullshit; civil rights aren’t up for discussion.

welp, that was a fun experiment with lists. shame people who mod them are impetuous and overly broad, so now i get to unsubscribe from them all and just keep blocking onsie-twosie. that's fine.

Creating an account for your pretend government agency and giving it a government agency verification check, then posting from that account and then switching accounts and quote tweeting it on your own website radiates so much loser energy you could power a city with it

morpheus: do you want the blue or red pill me: i doubt either of these are covered by my insurance

there's a fucking Santaverse now? Who gets royalties? Coca-Cola?

Trans rights are human rights

buzz aldrin go back to the moon bitch

GF: It'd be hot if you got a PA Me: OK

No, Kroger, I have not yet tried washing clothes, doing dishes or wiping my butt. Sounds novel and interesting. ??????? ????? ???

literally had no idea that fortnite was still the in-thing with the youths till i popped into bed bath & boo-yond today and noticed several wall facings all of fortnite costumes and merch lol

so it seems like all this confusion was just that they intercepted a pallet meant for Spencers in the mall instead of the actual pagers they needed

if trump wears a my ear pillow on the other ear now he can debate kamala again and not have to hear any of her baiting him

can't even be politically correct anymore, because of woke