"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

Ngl having to move from an apt I really like but due to lease going up and it being the place I lived alone with my ex for 4 years stinks. I have yet to find one I like as much in spite of its flaws

Blueskys the funniest shit cause if you scroll to the discover tab you'll see feral goblin shortstack porn right next to a post thats like "its your civil duty to watch Colbert"

Oh my God! JC! A bomb!

Cohost wouldn't have shut down if everyone buckled up, sat down, and laid 1000 damn daniel eggs

Beautiful, do you have book editors you work with?

Song about cocaine and clothes titled Post Nasal Drip

Good to know Hulkamania still runs wild in Hell

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

... This place seems eerily familiar...

If you want my honest opinion I think it’s over forever

past time of mine is going on r/malelivingspace and downvoting every post i see

Cucumber is the best 😋 #goodnight 🖤👋

its a start lmao

a tale as old as time @roccobotte.bsky.social

[Q] Vampires or Werewolves? Idk some random twilight question i personally love both tee-hee [A] Vampires are bloated, smelly, filthy creatures who suck blood out of stray animals. Werewolves are serial killers with hair all over their bodies. There is nothing to love about them. [2010]

There hasn't been a day since I first saw this like a month ago that i don't think about this in some capacity

Last Night a DJ Stole My Car

DJ Burning Flame arrested for nightclub arson

Finally a brand you can trust

Peggy mad that Hank is embracing his NY roots, listening to Biohazard and Madball nonstop, and is thinking about getting Xs tatted on his hands

*Trying and failing to impress a group of people i don't know*: yeah and my best friend's first name is porn

If spiders had computers they'd be using Widows 11

A PENIS

[Q] Name your favorite thing that starts with a S? [A] snacks ..... oh yeahhh !!! [2009]

throwing things at people is easily in the top 3 forms of comedy

Being named Paige and working at a book store must suck

Stanley Tucci's Coocie

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 10,1943

We need to make orc dollars a reality #orcdollars $orcdollars

I love it when JRPGs do this

oyster

Henry F. Klein, Woven Heaven/Tangled Earth, 1981

Burgers got me moaning and squirting

trans men who allow themselves to be misgendered by institutions to get ahead have nothing but my disdain. they're encouraging people to treat trans men as interchangable with women through their actions

your post broke rules: * Targeted Harassment * Intolerance (?) * Having fun with your friends * Caught us on a bad day the following post was removed: 𝘪 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘭 you now have 72 strikes. you are banned for 120 years. your ban will be lifted on May 5th 2146.

u kno the rag i huff gas w monogrammed

I know culture is in the gutter because we don't have a parody YouTube channel called Mr. bitch yet