Ah. Ça ira!

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! 🤡

The seeds are being planted to rig the midterms. It’s becoming more explicit. (Also note the gratuitous shot at the NBA, aka Black athletes who oppose him)

Me when I’m the least weasel.

WSJ: SHOOTER IS A TRANS ANTIFA *shooter is in fact a cis groyper* WSJ: A young man's descent from model student to suspect.

If I can cancel my Times puzzle subscription in the middle of a 2000+ day crossword streak, you can stop paying them too.

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

Kirk was a racist who thought black people shouldn’t be pilots. He thought women should be subservient to men. He hated MLK and the Civil Rights Act. He didn’t care about political violence against Paul Pelosi and Democrats. All his own words. You can deplore the shooting without honoring the man.

Oh hey, this again!

This is stupid now and it was stupid then.

What in the Mindy Project

Happy birthday to my Sagittarius mother figure, Mary Todd Lincoln!

Whitney Houston Whitney Austin Whitney Galveston Whitney San Antonio Whitney El Paso Whitney Dallas/Fort Worth

Can we talk about how bad this “baseball pride” sign behind Quinn is?

Mankind? More like ManMEAN!

If you think freedom, democracy, and prosperity are on their way to Syria, then I have an absolutely delightful bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.

the two-hour YouTube video about all this that I’m going to watch while eating dinner one day is going to go dummy

“What Does the Fox Say?” might be the single worst piece of music ever created.

Does she have a tattoo of a hand on her hand

What if we kissed at the April Rhodes Civic Pavilion?

Two executives are just absolutely yapping in the kitchen doorway and I really need coffee. Do I say excuse me, or just wait??

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

Obsessed with this picture that I took of my friend in Death Valley

convinced that there are people who love trump for no other reason than that he gave them a personality, however rancid it might be

Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite desert f*g

Some desert flora and fauna

I love the Mojave 🧡

TODAY’S THE DAY!!

Good MORNING

I got the Elphaba flavored icee when we saw Wicked and I have NOT stopped shitting since

You’ll never guess what this was a reply to

Good. Fuck off.

now why do you need a fragrance to last 48 hours? go wash your ass

The *could’ve seized power and fixed everything but decided to get all DRAMATIC about it instead* club

OKAAAY I kissed you goodbye. Now just go defy gravity already and quit singing about it.

She could’ve just pretended to join the wizard and then offed him later and saved the animals

I watched that whole movie and I still don’t know if her pussy’s green

He thinks about Wicked like I think about the Mets

Ever notice how they never have a Toyotathon for MEN? Makes you think!

He’s defying gravity 😭😭😭

Hot girls read about Weimar Germany 🏳️‍🌈

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

🚨 Pleakley has been added to Gays of Bluesky

Lex will not be in ‘Wicked’ (2024) “Scheduling conflicts,” Jon M. Chu responds when asked why the decision was made.

When two tops get set up on a blind date

And who the hell are they

The Cheechee girls

yes, make america NORMAL. do not trim grey flannel BUSINESS suits with yellow PIPING because that's historically a SPORTING DETAIL