I was walking with my research group this guy was like “wait I’m tripping out I swear I just saw a sticker with your face on it” and I was like “oh?”

I feel like Halsey singing in that damn mall again

it was a compromise between half cover and full cover (I forgot it was three quarters$

applied to a NYC job

I miss yikyak my friends looked at my posts and said I’d made a great cult leader

friendsgiving I did garlic mac and cheese and caramelized sweet potatoes (forgor to get a picture w the pretty garnish oops)

:(

not applying for nuclear engineering jobs anymore my calling is to be a little horny court jester

sandy being an Aries makes so much sense

Why does doxycycline do all that

if you saw me post slutty things no you didn’t im a child of god

whatever man I end up with needs to be comfortable with us having a fujoshi cuck observation room (separate entrance) attached to the bedroom for the girlies to hag out in

good evening bloomfies nap time is over

I’ll post cute pictures of food later I promise my friendsgiving is on Sunday

telling my out of state bloomfie to fuck my other out of state bloomfie on my behalf

SF has its moments

should I go fujo out at the gay bathhouse

I love gay ppl

my orthodontist was really hot and I think he could tell I thought that bc of how I was looking up at him so he called me buddy while asking me to open my mouth

oh… that’s gore… gore of my comfort character…

how it feels logging into bluesky dot com

besties birthday

haircut today hehe

called a guy good boy sexually and earnestly and I felt something shift watch this space

besties in town tomorrow for her birthday

next Monday is interview for the best job I could probably get rn ahhhh

I did the thing

broke: “we stopped being friends for 2 years we lost so much time” Woke: “hell yeah a time skip”

Clairo 33… Pokemon ZA… Necesse… the time of French video games is now I think

being an extrovert is hell bc what do you mean I need to talk to someone today too??

be careful who you bully in middle school (I just looked up emma’s postgame quest in X and Y)

i didn’t see the areolas

If I took an amazing job in Seattle would i have any bloomfies there??

trinket for bestie’s 30th

my dnd party is getting to their final dungeon* and im soooo ready to crack some skulls * assuming i dont find a job in the bay and stick around to give them the level 11-20 content i have planned

The Supreme Court’s refusal to hear this case says it all. They keep trying to take us backward, but we’re not going. Love always wins.

Anything short of calling for Schumer to be replaced is performative outrage designed to mollify you

friend is giving me referral at job that would give me a salary I can’t even comprehend

Dl bi guy gave me a hickey call that a trademark

need the switch 2 for Kirby air riders but I am still broke as hell CRYS

I want to go to gay bath HOUSE 💜

drinking my 3PM coffee and sending risky texts

im not gonna circumcise my username

ive been doing the sigh that dogs do which is fitting bc we're both unemployed

this silly little app shows me the hottest men ever and I look at their location and it says Salt Lake City or Ohio and im like ok

how it feels to graduate with a PhD in a recession

just remembered st Vincent exists it’s time to make some playlists

a guy messaged me and his bio said “20-24 only” and after I replied he changed it to “20-30 only”

tonight’s gym trip has me especially horny like I wish dick sucking was more casual

everybody loved my costume so much 😍 they were staring at me all night