BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel sues The Atlantic for 250 million daiquiris.

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Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Yes, when you are finally out of office, you incompetent and ridiculously stupid buffoon.

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

Trump’s relationship with the Bible couldn’t be less complicated: he uses it to manipulate Christians. For someone who doesn’t read, of course it’s his favorite book.

The kid in the Gordie Howe jersey on Senior Ditch Day knew the assignment. #Cubs

This is drug addict behavior in the Director of the FBI

Both the best thing and the worst thing would be for the World Cup to be played in front of mostly empty stadiums. It is sad to say but this tournament deserves to be a massive commercial failure.

Netanyahu and his thugs are completely untroubled by the cognitive dissonance of Jews behaving exactly like Nazis. Even to embrace their own concept of Lebensraum in a “Greater Israel.”

Italy passed a law that allows up to 3 days off to care for ill pets.

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

Worth a thousand words.

More BALLER prosecutors like this tremendous public servant, please. STEP UP. It’s past time

ICE goon charged with two felony assault charges for pointing his gun at US citizens in Minneapolis

Hegseth is DOGSHIT get rid of that ridiculous motherfucker

Not sure there’s any other rational explanation. I know for sure that shitbag Russell Vought is purposely and intentionally destroying our democracy

I miss President Obama so much. I will love that man forever. Was he perfect? No. But he was a man filled with decency, with an aura that moved your soul. He never punched down on people or dehumanized groups for a laugh. He understood the solemnity of the office, and he remains such a good man.

J.D. Vance: "Martin Scorsese should be more careful when he talks about cinema."

Oooohh … Melania is gonna be pissed to see the latest LEGO video, “Epstein Queen”!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When your procedure gets upgraded to a miracle mid-surgery.

Paid. MAGA. Shill.

I’ll find a way to piss on the top of this trash heap

We take our trash to the dumpster, immediately. GOP builds a protective shrine around theirs.

Went to MBBC in Chinatown this evening, ate the dried chili chicken and yeah, it’s phenomenal. Got me to thinking: is there a more vibrant and expanding Chinatown in the US than Chicago’s?

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Astronaut Victor Glover said it plainly. We don’t know each other because we don’t try. We stay divided because it’s easier not to reach out. That’s it. Be neighbors. Love people. Do better. #SheShed

BREAKING: Eric Swallwell is resigning from Congress. After credible revelations came out that he was a predator, the entire Democratic Party turned their back on him & kicked him out of the garden. No excuses, not gaslight. We sure as SHIT didn’t elect him to higher office. We are not the same.

Guy Fieri has always been a no-talent opportunistic piece of shit twerp. Food Network is 100% cool with this and wants to find the next Guy Fieri.

Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?

Remember Planthony? Well, we could use him again so here he is bringing us much needed levity in this growing dire times. And once again, if you’re in Seattle please visit his store

Cartoon by Sean Delonas

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Just wanted everyone to know that this 11-year old boy had his annual vet checkup this week and while he is a bit arthritic (which I pretty much knew already) he is an extremely healthy old man 🥰🥰🥰

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In a surprising turn of events Marco Rubio has been put in charge of the lineup at Coachella

Imagine choking down lunch at a shithole roach motel and some sweaty fat schlub with a full diaper walks by

Eat Shit Vance. Everyone hates you, even the sick freak MAGA Trumpers

Meet Spitfire a champ Diving Dog 🙌

Visualized it.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Did the MOST FAMOUS SLOVENE know Jeffrey Epstein? Mr. Newberger with the rhymes. youtu.be/vB_J9Sw2ipk

Everything 🍊 touches dies. Not always a terrible thing.

What I have learned about Israel is that the only thing that was holding it back from genocide was the United States. Because when we stopped holding it back, it fully displayed its morally reprehensible blood lust & land greed. 10/7 was just the excuse they needed & likely helped to manufactured

#EpsteinVisa #Epstein #EpsteinBallroom #EpsteinFiles #Melanie Derp...

Spot on.

Dear SCOTUS, The fact Donald J. Trump is preemptively promising pardons to everyone in his orbit is proof you fucked The American People and made the greatest mistakes of your lives. Live in shame if you even have a conscience.

So far this term he has already paid himself more to play golf than he did in his entire first term. But that's what you voted for, right?