Slowly planting plants in the lawn. If there's little to no lawn, that makes lawn care so much easier.

For those under government surveillance, they work in shifts. Most of them have 67 attention levels. I can guarantee you that there is at least one porn hub tab open that they view more often than whatever it is you are doing. It makes their reports very inaccurate, even with AI writing it for them.

I just had ta. It's like popping bubble wrap.

I was looking for a food scrap dropoff spot. A kid asked me if composting was like geocaching. I worry about this country.

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

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I understand why Nikola Tesla had such a weirdly specific diet. The mother fuxker had bad IBS from being under the unhinged, brain dead watch of the good old U. s. Of A.

I just wanna recycle T_T. I'm still gonna, but everything is so scattered I have to drive 1 1/2 hours to drop off food scraps. How are these states United when they can't even get their waste management united?!

I like that I can tell myself that things are ok. It's gotten to the point where my body swiftly reminds me that these are not good times and it's super done with my mind's "nah, man, it's all good." bullshit.

I often think back to the time I went to [EU country] and saw a face appear in the ceiling before I fell asleep. Just kinda rolled on my side and ignored it. Maybe I should have said, "hi" or "goodnight". How rude of me.

IT'S TIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!! Drastic times call for drastic measures. If you can stay home, AWESOME. If you can't, please consider NOT BUYING anything that day. The POINT is the pressure of OUR POWER. #MAYDay #May1st #GeneralStrike #NOBusinessAsUSUAL www.commondreams.org/news/no-king...

Breaking news! Trimp says he super doesn't like Bondi. *Maybe 10 minutes later* Breaking news! Trimp has fired Bondi. Are the speed running this year?

I had an interesting spell check today. I wrote "wolloeing" a misspelling wallowing. With the context of complacency with the current events in the U.S.. The suggested correction was "counseling". Ok, well played, AI. That would be a more productive approach.

Printed media is just analog crumply screens. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

On this episode of "I Live in a Short Term Rental". Watch as I attempt to measure and bake something with a singular measuring spoon. A mug is a cup, right? It's only 16 tablespoons. This may take a while and may end in crepes.

When I first got a smart phone I used it as an extension of my long term and shortterm memory. Now it can think for itself. What a bizarre time to be alive.

Ever notice people who are slightly out of place? I keep going to the same grocery store around the same time. Today seemed different. Not the store, the people in the store. Just slightly different enough to be noticeable. This happened in [different state when I got ramen].

Guess who had to cancel two upcoming check-up appointments because I was in network and now I'm not? But don't worry, after calling, I can cancel one. Am I actually covered? I'll find out after the billing department checks it and I call my insurance directly to confirm that every nuance is in line.

War doesn't always mean explosions. There are many ways to attack a country. Disclaimer: direct links to Iran are still being investigated. They could just be sympathizer. But they still locked up a company and they did, for a second, have global reach. youtu.be/mAna_6-acu4?...

Here's a breakfast item that was better than expected. One of those Wasa crackers topped with stewed nectarines, dried figs, some maple syrup, and ginger mixture.

Hi world! Things seem crazy now and will be for a while, but let's take a short break to remember one of the most ignored organs (the one's I forget about at least). The humble filters, known as kidneys. Enjoy the 30 min BeanPod. hottopicsinkidneyhealth.podbean.com/e/how-to-tre...

It's an American past time to make fanciful assumptions about people, never asking or gaining factual information about said person, and just loudly spewing out assumptions within earshot of said person like paranoid schizophrenics. Wow, stranger, I'm electric? Good for you, I'll just walk away now.

To all the U.S. Olympic athletes, you guys are doing great. Be aware of what's going on back home, but don't let your feelings build up. If you don't win gold, you still made more of an impact than you think. Don't burn out in Italy. We need y'all to come back with your mind, body, and soul at peace

New phone, new episode of Instagram not being able to find my Instagram account. This is what happens when a company and c.e.o. are told they're the smartest most perfect humans ever. I want to throw my phone, but I really want to throw everyone in Meta against a wall to knock some smarts into them.

On a less serious note to self: watch the Terminator series. Will I look at the Wiki page first? Probably. What am I saying? I more than likely will.

I'm realizing how many of my driving direction memories need external context to be remebered. Couldn't tell someone what roads or turn to take, but I can show them. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll have to shake my fist at the Breath of the Wild series for coalescing with a real world phenomena.

I've noticed a blatent effort to remove the human part of Amazon or change to a hardcore wholesome. As if stuff logistics will fix America's alone. Is he connected to something horrible or just scared that the web of connections could flip and trawle up a person of ill reput or some could be seeded.

It's a three post kinda day. I got a bad case of "something in me is off balance". A long term increase in salts (rock salt or electrolyte drinks) can cause feet to swell. My feet got all sore and puffy. I became a tenderfoot (or sole). I didn't cut out all salts, I still need some antifreeze in me.

Week's leftover breakfast salad. Some fruit bits for later that now live in the fridge. And the foodscrap pike for the bucket outside. A vinegrette because I feel I'm worth it.

I'm hunkering down from the freezing cold and trying to get into big game hype, got a backup movie incase we get bored. Been watching the animals choosing teams. I want to cheer for the Patiots. But the seahawk's jerseys are so good and eye catching that their fans can spot them slightly faster.

Just a friendly reminder. Your parents and/or guardians helped to shape who you are today, it's either your fault or your responsibility for staying that way. It's not too late to break away and change for the better. There's also no shame in keeping your stable self rock-steady.

If it'a warm enough for us, it's warm enough for them. Bought a plant and forgot I'd be winter storm moving later, so now it's in a warmed spare, quilted hoodie. And one last thing, slushy boots 'n' shoes go in the sink or shower. Even nasty flooring can sprout mold in the subfloor cushion layer.

I was finally able to visualize myself in my dreams, but tell me why I can't figure out how to see through those eyes. I'm just constantly in spectator mode and very very rarely in 1st person mode. Maybe I really like world building and how the surrounding environments can play into a vivid story.

After almost a week of eating convienece store foods, I understand why and how hyperglycemia is so common. I wasn't feeling great to start with, but thankfully fiber capsules and water helped recalibrate me at the end. I found two stores that carried raw fruit+veggies or healthier pre-made options.

Broth is basically animal tea. I made some from duck trimmings (what's the correct term? stewed, brewed, steeped). Not too heavy. A little bit of mint to add a pop of flavor. There are instant "Sipping Soups" you can buy online, but I needed to appologize to the duck for fuxking up the carving part.

Now that the snow has been moved around. We start the daily melt freeze cycle. Slippery ice is becomeing an issue. Walk like a penguin. Shift you weight to your heels. Watch some ice skater videos and see how they shift their weight when they move across ice, while catching their balance or fall.

Any wildlifeologists and or bird-know-abouters out there? Check out my peanutbutter pinecones. They might be a bit extra (I added some frozen dried berries and walnuts to one and some uncooked rice to the other), but I think the birds would like some options. And some airpopped popcorn I didn't eat.

Here's a question look up about while we hunker down. Why are so many things mostly sugar (beef jerky is candy), have high caffine (300mg of caffine in a 16ounce can, why?), high proofs all while being in oversizes cans/bottles? Even the electrolyte drinks are mostly sugar. Is it marketing or sales?

The big storm has started it's roll friday night. It's a three day long haul. We have a small window to get things you forgot about or didn't have time for. I need to restock on bread and do some laundry. Maybe I'll get an instant soup or something. Don't forget to bundle up! Hypothermia is no joke.

I'm giving myself as many "dealing with the storm" options as possible. One of which is booking a hotel and making this into a mini vacation. Most of them have backup generators. The same goes for hospitals and other shelters. If they're all on one grid the odds of an outage are low, but never zero.

I know work, school, and other things are seen as important right now, but the giant Winter Storm REALLY needs to be focused on. We only have a few hours before it's supposed to start moving across the U.S.. Let people know where you are, call in late or out and get ready to hunker down. Stay warm.

I've noticed you guys are having a lot of fun with the usernames lately. Honestly, it's pretty entertaining. Here's my a half of the trade: a pun stuck to a table under a keyboard!

It's more surprising that my wildest thought was an actual, real, tangable event. I went from, "that won't happen in my lifetime." to "wow look at that. Ain't that something." with a tiny dash of pride.

When ever I make a small donation to a cause this is the image that springs to mind. Classic meme. Never knew a kitten could display guilt when it shouldn't feel guilty. That applies to kids too. I had an awesome grandma so I'm just saying she taught me something I didn't realize until later in life

Are verbal tics the human version of short circuiting? I'm starting to see the some overlap. Granted it's a passing observation. My equivalent is saying "I have no context" which translates to "404, file not found." for the computer savy out there.

My toaster oven caught fire not too long ago. It was contained by the tiny ovens case, it didn't set off the alarm either! I pulled the plug and moved it to the nearby sink. I saw a small reuseable fireblanket ad online. I might order it after all, way less messy than a conventional extinguishers

Part two of guaging cloth sizes. Hold garment where the under arm seams meet. Measure it against your chest. The multi stitch point is just under your arm pit. Act like your putting on an appron. If you have to stretch the shirt, it's too small for you. Body types may have different life hacks.

Here's a handed down grandma clothing tip. To guage if pants will fit. Zip/button the fly. Wrap the waist part around your neck like a cape. If the garment overlaps by an inch or so it will fit you. If it just meets, it'll be tight. May not work for some people, my family tree aren't all body types.

I didn't have enough small containers for my remaining mushrooms, but I did have an orange peel! Now the fridge won't dry them out. This worked with outter cabbage leaves. It just occured to me to try an orange peel. Highly reccomend trying tangerines. Easy peasy peeling. #orignalreuseablefoodwraps

Wow! When I said I was ready for rapid change I didn't expect competent people to meaningfully give me support in every capacity that others have either promised and taken back or flatout neglected. They're being direct about it and they're making room for me. This is wildly overdue. Best gift ever.