Political Profile: Kash Patel https://theonion.com/political-profile-kash-patel/

Who's nervous? The whole world is going to party when the Pedophile-in-Chief dies.

So, Trumpistan is socialist?

And yet Brin is silent abt trump's nationalization of things from chips to airlines.

This whole thread is interesting.

I can completely picture this, and hear the absolutely stupid shit those guys are likely to say.

I mean, I'd cut this at "children shouldn't use AI", but the rest is really good and that clear declaration that it isn't a learning tool is very important stuff.

Rough times for a lot of US tourist towns, but the reality is that we are finding new traditions and destinations. My two trips to California a year convert nicely to more time in Europe, Asia, Africa maybe even. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

I've just seen Taylor Lorenz claiming she's going to introduce the concept of bagels to the UK, London specifically, because all we eat is beans. London's oldest bagel shop opened in 1855. Girliepop. Shut up. Can Americans not be insufferable for five minutes.

You love to see it.

Happy #Stunday! Northern Lights near Tromso, Norway. I was a giant idiot and didn't shoot in RAW but Topaz still does a decent job denoising. 😭 #AlphabetChallenge #WeekPForPurple #ECK #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #photography #ArtYear

You cannot understand Ukraine without understanding the Holodomor.

Gangsterism.

🇺🇦 Zelensky: Together with IAEA Director General Rafael Grossi, I took part in the opening of the new permanent exhibition of the National Museum "Chornobyl": "Chornobyl: People and Meanings".

Most of Canadian housing policy is predicated on the idea that seniors will downsize and use that money for retirement. Yet nearly *half* of all households aged 85 and over live in a single-detached or semi-detached home they own.

The city blocked off part of our neighborhood to tear down a building w asbestos. The teen said "Why did people use asbestos if it causes cancer?!" I told him people thought it was a wonder product and used it EVERYWHERE & told him how the same thing happened w radioactivity... and now AI.

If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

Just passing all of the world’s banked money around in an endless circle, making sure that none of it can be invested in anything else people actually need

Pete, there's a much better gift you can give to the world, it's so simple.

Ghislaine Maxwell abused young women & girls alongside Epstein for years. As young as 14. In multiple states. Convicted in a federal court. She belongs behind bars. I’m beyond disgusted that any of our colleagues would suggest a pardon. The real question is why has no one else been convicted?

Someone hold up a mirror.

A lot of righties are going to be looking desperately for a redemption arc. It is absolutely essential that they can never find one.

Probably worth saying suspension is not really a thing the US can do unilaterally, but also i would send some guys to the falklands atm

Good. They can stop doing lots of things, but this is good.

Canadians have come close to torches and pitchforks over paying for hospital parking. When I got my vasectomy I was furious to discover that I was only two minutes over what would have been free parking.

Be careful, Veronica. He may have some other has-been, or his wife trot out to tell her that Wayne was very hurt by this.

Living in a dense urbanized city is one of the best choices you can make to protect the planet - a fun fact you can deploy against people who want to get all self-righteous about the supposed evils of cities.

“Superpower Suicide” is a concept to help understand the approach of the Trump regime to the rest of the world. We are fighting a war for no reason we can name, losing it, and covering our defeat with genocidal and apocalyptic propaganda. snyder.substack.com/p/superpower...

I have lived long enough to see an obviously white supremacist presidential administration accuse the Southern Poverty Law Center of being the real racist collaborators.

Debating going to Toronto this weekend for a thing and if I do, now I'm going to have to hit Descendent Pizza.

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

Exactly.

If there were such a thing, this is what the devil would look like: Paywall bypass: archive.ph/pu7fp

I'm sure this is constitutionally sound.

I am officially an applicant to the Australian Defence Force.

America’s international standing has sunk so low that Iran’s religious leaders now refer to it not as “The Great Satan” but as “Tiny Satan”.

OTD in 2004 the Treaty on the Sea of Azov and the Kerch Strait came into force between Russia & Ukraine. As we've followed this and many other treaties, it means you can trust us on a new peace deal now.

Admit it, liberals: if Tony Dokoupil did Whiskey Friday interviews with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth, you would watch.

no, the layoffs were not done by the capitalist owners of the company. they were done by HR

I'm never one to advocate watching anything Alex Jones related but...y'all have GOT to see this. It's the stuff of snowflake cosplaying as right wing warrior fuckin legend. And we have no one but the homie @bencollins.bsky.social to thank for this beautiful crashout.

Gotta say, Iran's president pretty much got this one right.

"Where are all the protest songs?" Two of my favorite artists, Tom Waits and Massive Attack, got yer protest song right here and it skewers: youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?...

At this point, if American wine and spirits did show up on our shelves again, I don't know who would buy them. People have had a year to find new options, and the market provided.