I hope Mr Whatsit doesn’t get me nexttttt

They are saying that no one read Luigi his miranda rights—Miranda wasn’t in the room! So he’s innocent

Queen shit

Morning

Steve Harrington is sooo 💖

That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about

Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel. “I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”

I see some of you are still not moisturizing. Sad.

With as much as we all pay for Netflix I wanna know why the baking tent still doesn’t have central heating and air. Hm?! Explain it to me and I’m sorry but the fact that it’s an outdoor event tent isn’t good enough for me—no.

I need friends I actually have something in common with lol

Guys my friend(s) in NYC are telling me who they voted for and it’s not who I thought they would vote for

🏋🏼‍♂️

Ugh here we go

I don’t really post here anymore for a couple of reasons—mainly I don’t have much to say other complaining about work haha my nervous system is in SHAMBLES. But the hubby and I had a very nice vacation in Spain last week 💖 here is my favorite picture of us from the trip

If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula

"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest

Being gorgeous looks like so much fun

Proof of life

Mask stays on during

Accidentally sent the wrong version of an email to like 400 people and my client is pissed - I HATE client work because their revisions of the email are so minimal I can hardly tell the difference between what they put together and what I sent out. I need out of client work so damn bad.

I posted this video on TikTok and TikTok has the video suppressed 🙄 can yall go give it some love pleaseeeee IG & TikTok: @dustinconlon

If my videos on TikTok blew up like my comments I’d be rolling in money

monday again is it

I am just a little f*g in bed at 9:30 pm sorting his vitamins and watching Emma.

Marked safe from the Lububu trend

built different !!! (as in poorly)

Oh, tomorrow’s June 1st you say?

reminder

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If we must die, let us do so impossibly old and unbearably loved.

I’m not competitive enough for Corporate America. Constant feedback is annoying, if something looks good enough to me or if you have a good idea, “ok great thanks let’s do that!” Everyone’s constant need to improve something OR be the smartest person in the room is exhausting.

Nothing pisses me off more in the gym than someone holding up a machine and they’re just sitting there scrolling maybe doing a set like every 5 minutes.

First day back after a long weekend is always brutal 🫩

Ahh 9:45

I like her and my lil nickname for her is fussy britches

xoxo 🌅 🌊

Mind you the show is still a top 10 original series across all major streaming platforms - A WEEK AFTER THEY FINISHED AIRING!!!

No one speak to me right I am so upset

100 men vs self control

Eurovision 2025 winner JJ says he’s disappointed that Israel was allowed to compete: “I’m very disappointed that they excluded Russia but kept Israel. They’re both aggressors in this case when it comes to war… The EBU hasn’t done anything regarding it… if it were up to me, I would exclude them.“

Email to boss, “I’m confused, are you suggesting x, y, z?” Boss’ response, “i am suggesting what I said” Great, that clears things up 👍🏻

We LOST

Finally got my @bkd.bsky.social piece in a frame and on the wall - only took over a year!!

85 and sunny ousside and I have to work 😭 Oh I am in the trenches today, chat.

#humpday twofer 🍑

“I never see you out at the bars” k and I never see you frolicking through a field with a whimsical wonder…

I promise I wasn’t stalking you I just liked your story that was posted 19 seconds ago because I’m always on my phone.