We declared that Taylor Swift should be a bigger artist

Newer Swifties, please know that all the noise and negativity is super normal. It's part of it. Just tune out and enjoy another bundle of brilliance from an artist who has every excuse to tap out but doesn't. All the negativity and thinkpieces are *actually romantic*, you know?

Will sever myself immediately from 'discourse.'

I love BlueSky. 🩵

I’m a Taylor Swift defender, through and through, but I’m not engaging with the bitter girlies any longer. If you don’t get it and want to take potshots at her talent TWELVE ALBUMS IN, I presume it’s a skill issue.

The Life of a Showgirl sounds good when you don’t have a man in your ear saying it’s not

I had a joke flop at a gay dinner this week. Somebody talked about a friend who got a hairless cat, then corrected himself, “Well, nearly hairless.” In my baby Hermione I said, “NEARLY hairless? How can something be nearly hairless?” And, uff. The dead air.

me til further notice

It’s actually romantic 💚

Going to sleep soon but it’s cloud nine over here.

Being a fan of Taylor Swift is the winningest game ever. What an honor and privilege to exist at the same time.

Actually Romantic is a banger. Fuck yes. Eat her up.

My boyfriend is texting me while he plays the album from his bar in Queens. Fuck, I’m in love. :’)

We are one All Too Well away. Gird your loins, Showgirls.

Stop ranking The Anthology separately from TTPD. That’s silly.

This is so indefensibly insane: Speaker Johnson is refusing to seat Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva because she'll be the 218th vote to release the Epstein files. Johnson swore in Rep Walkinshaw (VA) w/in 24 hours. Johnson is abandoning his job to instead protect a convicted child sex predator

If Taylor really dragged Charli, that's going to offend dozens of people.

Leaks listeners: STFU! Will block.

11 more hours until I get to hear a new Taylor Swift album

It's always ugly people listening to leaks.

CUOMO: I'm not used to seeing naked propaganda on a government website. Are you worried about violating the Hatch Act? TURNER: We're not worried at all. This is about letting the American people know what's going on. C: It's not true. That's why I'm bringing it up. That's why it's propaganda.

He's so profoundly stupid, and anybody who imagines otherwise is dulling their own mind as long as they keep listening.

Locketober

In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI. Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?

My muted phrases are skircle, Locktober, and my ex's Bsky account and, erm, 'stage name.'

BREAKING: Governor Pritzker calls for the removal of Donald Trump as President by invoking the 25th amendment. EVERY governor should stand behind the Illinois governor. Governor Pritzker also cited health concerns for the president. He is clearly not well. youtu.be/Dt4mrxNWQWs?...

If you didn't get Tortured Poets, it's a skill issue.

Overnight, Trump and Republicans in Congress shut down the federal government. They shut it down because they’re determined to strip healthcare from millions of Americans, to enrich the billionaires they serve, to continue the assault on our rights. We must fight back.

I knew the RIAA certifications would roll in once she reclaimed her masters. Two diamond albums and like six well on the verge.

I fell to my knees and sighed

I hate that, in order to get my security deposit back from my last landlord, I have to call and be so relentless in my quest. It is a very New York-specific experience that, in order to get things done, you have to be such a bulldog sometimes.

Me September 30 vs. October 1

Me listening to the bridge and final chorus of You're On Your Own, Kid

Time never moves slower than the week before a Taylor album drops.

For a moment, I was ~ * ~ heaven struck ~ * ~ *

I know this doesn’t make anything any better but at least they’re all incredibly dumb

Just rewatched Drag Race 17 in full, and here are my thoughts: - what a fun season - what a diversely talented cast - my personal favorite Rusical - Suzie Toot or Onya should’ve won the Rusical, but I loved the Lexi / Lana / Arrietty number - the finale was uniformly bad - Snatch Game was rough

Taylor's doing Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, and Graham Norton, but I want to see her do Colbert/Kimmel.

Is this an excuse for you to share your top 4 Kanto Pokémon? Absolutely!

Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl is pretty bad ass, not gonna lie.

Seems like Life of a Showgirl has largely gone unleaked?

I’m getting so many ads for Violet Ch*chki and G*ttmik’s show in Pittsburgh and That’s okay. Lol.

We live in wild times. People will cry for Charlie Kirk's death and then red-faced celebrate Alligator Alcatraz. The youths won't pick up the phone due to social anxiety, but they'll film a TikTok dance in the middle of a bustling sidewalk.

At a bar with a bunch of Chappell fans after the concert and just saw a woman continuously squish her breasts together with her palms for her gay bestie. Yes.

God would never schedule the rapture right before a Taylor release. He wants a chance of charting.

Say what you will, but I just know Charlie Kirk was looking up at that tribute and smiling.

Of course white Christians are talking about the rapture. It’s the same thing that lets them off the hook for political cruelty and general head burying. By nature of their identity and partially adopted religion, they don’t owe anybody anything cause God’s coming w the blank check.

The thought of some of these people getting raptured sounds PEACEFUL tbh

Money talks. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!