It's the most wonderful time of the year...voting is open for the Fangoria #ChainsawAwards! www.fan.gd/share-vote-bs

I want everyone in New York to know that the Knicks came back from their deficit as soon as I turned on the game so it was probably me, you're welcome

Tonight I find myself wishing we had more time with Strixhaven.

I am increasingly thinking the internet went to shit when it converted from pull to push. We used to seek out what we wanted to know and now we are instead told what we want to know.

I have made a terrible mistake I didn’t buy candy because I am so well behaved but now I want candy and I have no candy!!! AND FOR WHAT?!

So called ‘free thinkers’ when the monthly siren tests happen in Minneapolis

🚨woooooooooooooooooo🚨

In general, the solution to loneliness is "go where there's people." For my cat, the solution to loneliness is "scream until people come to you."

ope it's pride

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish the most recent cat pic on your phone.

Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan was sick and couldn't hit most of the notes, we left after 3 songs. Outside of illness, John Michael Montgomery did a very bad should-have-retired-already show at our county fair.

YO PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

My friend said "bottle service Elsa" and I can't unsee it #Belgium #Eurovision

it’s okay not to know everything. it’s okay not to have read every book. it’s okay not to know if your blood like goes around your body in like a big tube or what. it’s okay not to be an expert in every little thing

Get you someone who looks at you the way @southernminnesotaguy.com looks at @mythichiker.com

Was reminded it may not actually be common knowledge that the Amazon rainforest is a largely man-made feature. Huge swaths of even the soil are anthrosol. Many of our food crops today originate from this agricultural system.

My husband and I went out to afternoon tea while in London. We still cannot agree whether the sandwich we ate was fish or chicken (it was chicken)

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

Gotta obey the rules

ATTENTION BLUESKY you don't want to watch the State of the Union next week you want to watch a PowerPoint party telethon of your favorite Bluesky super posters delivering their most unhinged hot takes to raise money for mutual aid in Twin Cities and Portland Poster's Madness for a good cause!!!!

Can we kill capitalism pls because I have gotten the following very distressing conversation hearts this year: JOINT TAXS JOINT ACCT SPLIT RENT like what are we doing here

Oh those Olympic drones are beyond obnoxious

If you wanna drink the cow, you gotta put a ring on it.

We are delighted to support @tolariancommunitycollege.com Trans Lifeline Fundraiser 2026. Donate here, we contributed $500: give.translifeline.org/campaign/765...

WHICH DEMOCRATS CHUCK

Benefits of rural living: when the highway is glare ice you can still get home via gravel!

Oh fuck everything about this

Boy aquarium #SeattleKraken

Girl aquarium #SeattleTorrent

Every day I wake up and want to shave my head again

is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

Wow can't believe I'm now a fan of *checks notes* the federal reserve chair

Tough moment to be one specific British comedian

Ooples *and* banoonoos? In *this* ooconomoo?

@chucktingle.bsky.social the passage in Bury Your Gays about cascading decisions during the scene in Richie's basement reminds me so much of Scully's "Time passes in moments" speech at the beginning of the X-Files episode "all things" and I think that's a beautiful connection.

@jackiekashian.bsky.social might like this one if she can make it through the 4 hour runtime

Me trying to eat Mexican food in my hometown which SHOULD be good but isn't

18 (never had an AOL account and my mix tapes were CDs)

You ever just driving down the road with your mom 100 miles from home and get passed by your twin sister coming from a complete different place

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

In case you have never seen this.

We got in the paper! Come hang out this Friday from 5:30-9 for some Magic: the Gathering, Settlers of Catan, Chess and Scrabble!

Tideland.

How is anyone watching Heated Rivalry with another person present, I cannot

I never thought to wonder if Chuck Tingle and Orville Peck have met until this very moment. Talk about two true buckaroos

pop quiz If someone says that they like something and your response is "Really? Because it's actually awful," what precisely do you think is going to happen next?