A lot of people are going to die from this

I just think that a man twice my weight laying on top of me like a weighted blanket would align my chakras or something

Morning from Kyiv! I slept long today. Feel rested at last. Just made a warcoffee and am going to write. It is foggy outside. Spring. The drones were not here all night.

Vermont understood the assignment. Take notes, America.

If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company. It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create. They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms. I’m happy to invest and/or help

I love black facial features

It is the darkest of all possible humor that Disney is publicly rolling back their DEI initiatives and removing content warnings from older, racially-insensitive work on the same week that they are releasing a new MCU movie with a Black man as Captain America.

Notice how every Super Bowl performance is dubbed “the worst halftime show ever” 😂😂 They did it with Usher They did it with Rihanna They did it with Jlo and Shakira They did it with Katy They did it with Kendrick This country thrives off of bitching and complaining over NOTHING. The jealousy…

Nah how big my titties looked

⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.

shannon sharpe 🤝🏾 shopping in the petite section

I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned

I start therapy again tomorrow. I’m excited.

I’m finna apply & start making up shit

So I’ve been in the hospital for 2 weeks 🙃🙃🙃

Out of respect for the others affected by his predatory actions & honoring their wishes, I’m not gonna give out many details. BUT I will say that @phlybynature is a nigga who can’t keep his fuckin hands to himself

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

As a victim of assault, there is no forgiveness. I actually want you predatory men dėâd. 🫶🏾

I totally forgot about this app for 2 weeks 🤧

Same

Limewire tore up every computer in North America. No ban.

I used to have a beauty mark but got it removed cos it was pre-cancerous.

I’ve been in the hospital for almost a week. What can i do to pass time? I’m so bored. 🥱

Not little booties. Thank you though. 🥹

Good thing my DMs are turned off. I do things out in the open. 🫨🫨

Why do I fuckeeeng sit here?

Don’t

Yeah mine did for like 45 mins

I love when a man “walks” me. Not like literally. But when he has his hand on the back of my neck while we’re walking. I don’t be paying attention sometimes 😂

Got Money - Lil Wayne

Los Angeles County has 88 municipalities with 23 cities who have their own mayor. Karen Bass is mayor of the city of Los Angeles. The city only. She doesn’t manage the county. The misogynoir is thick!

The American Dialect Society Word of the Year: RAWDOG To rawdog: taking on life without the usual protection, preparation, or comfort. Whether it’s diving into a challenge unprepared or skipping the safety net, rawdogging is about embracing risk, stone-cold sobriety, and rolling with it. #LSA2025

Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires. In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought. Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit. IN ONE MONTH. Bish needs to sit TF down.

Whitewashing the uncomfortable parts of the past doesn't just affect Black stories. For example, you can't fully appreciate how a peanut farmer from Plains, GA became a beloved president unless you know TRUE Black History. The unwhitewashed history of Jimmy Carter: A thread.

That’s nice but what about Americans?

I was interviewed at CES this morning. We mentioned that consumers will decide whether they want to be on a platform that is “unfiltered free speech “ or “ moderated”. I mentioned that I loved @bsky.app , and spontaneously people started clapping 🔥.

On election night i was definitely physically sick

Let’s see - I’m being sentenced for 34 felonies on Friday, I’ve nominated a bunch of unschooled idiots for my cabinet, and I owe E Jean $483 million. What can I distract the idiots with?

Good morning. I got a septum piercing. And that’s my cat giving me Huggies and i give him kisses in return.

😭😭😭😭

Maybe she snowed in idk just making excuses for her 😨

16: depressed, listening to Nirvana 43: depressed, listening to Nirvana

I’ll take a heatwave over snow any day.