We all thought Tuchel didn't pick Saka v Argentina because of Saka's fitness problems. Turns out, he picked Rogers over Saka because he "had a feeling" Rogers "had something special to give to us" dailycannon.com/2026/07/tuch...

Wonderful. I love them. So special that Bellingham allowed Saka to take the penalty for his hat trick and then scored that last minute beauty anyway! ❤️

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Let's recap. England 1-0 Arsenal player scored. England 2-0 Arsenal player assisted. England 3-0 Arsenal player scored. England 4-0 Arsenal player scored after Arsenal player assisted. Tuchel must be regretting playing Anderson alongside Rice instead of Eze alongside Rice.

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Check out what France have been like without Saliba. Ooh-La-la bad.

Every goal is an Arsenal goal or assist. Every goal makes me more Angry about the semi final. No minutes for Saka in the semi final remember

Already Kuenssberg has her claws into Burnham with her headline “Ruthless plotter? Flip flopper? Dad dancer? Insiders reveal the real Andy Burnham.” Three derogatory, demeaning names intended to paint a dismissive, negative opinion of him She gets paid £400,000 for this pro right wing shit❗️😡

Obviously England were so appalled by the thought of receiving the trophy from Donald Trump that they deliberately threw their semi final.

Rice and Saka starting incredibly annoying and should drive a different relationship between Arsenal and Tuchel now. Clubs don’t have a huge amount of power here but we should be as difficult as possible about September international break.

Hi Zia Yusuf, turnout was 17.14% and the position is going to be abolished in 2 years.

Did Mikel invent the 80 fixture calendar? Most managers play their CBs every game. At least Mikel gave him some rest this season. But if he didn’t use him in April and May then arsenal don’t win the title and he gets vilified for it. Manager’s really can’t win

I give up - Liz Truss just made parody accounts redundant.

New poll from @survation.bsky.social 10-14 Jul RFM 24% (-3) LAB 24% (+5) CON 21% (+1) LD 11% (-1) GRN 11% (=) www.survation.com/labour-draw-...

So we’re buying a Greek player. The lads on Green Lanes and in Wood Green are going to love that! Now how are we going to make a chant out of “drinks Mythos, eats Souvlaki?”

And so the cycle starts all over again.

New on Gunners Town by @wellmington.bsky.social: "Adrian Durham - because football analysis is clearly too difficult" Enjoy! Share? Ta. #Arsenal gunnerstown.com/arsenal/2026...

That’s that I fear.

The final hilarity of “this government doesn’t have a culture secretary” is “how did it not occur to anyone to get Starmer an Arsenal Champions shirt signed by Mikel Arteta?”

“Honest errors”: fuck off. It was blatant, naked, Tory profiteering. Corruption in plain sight. We could all see what was happening then, and it’s becoming clearer as further details emerge. There need to be criminal prosecutions of the key individuals.

I know I’ve mentioned this before but US politicians really should have paid attention to what happened in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy when they got rid of the phone hygienists.

“That unfortunate war destroyed me; it divided my forces, multiplied my obligations, undermined my morale. All the circumstances of my disasters are bound up in that fatal knot.” Napoleon on his Spanish war

Right through the saliba-sized hole in the defense

Oh no. Big Willy’s crocked. Going off.

Since when was Dallas in the mid west ITV?

I used to volunteer in the local Primary School. The TA in charge was Beth Mead's mum, who was wonderfully indiscreet. Phil Neville wasn't on the Mead Xmas card list.

OH BORE OFF

Phil lost the game in the headline 2-0 and was fired the next week

Not hyperbole to point out that mass removal of citizenship was a Nazi policy

In case you missed Farage’s performance laying flowers for useful murdered colleague Ann Widdecombe here’s highlights which show👇🏼 Him laying flowers✅ Standing up with head bowed (for mere seconds not a minute)✅ Then launching straight into a press conference✅ A shot of the cameras he lined up✅

The 3rd 4th play off is on Saturday. As pointless a fixture as any in football. The game at Italia 90 only confirmed that Peter Shilton should have been replaced years earlier.

So Reform UK is funded by Russia, GB News is owned by a hedge fund in Dubai and the Daily Mail is registered in Bermuda. That's patriotism for you these days.

I always had this rule when hiring. However smart or impressive someone seems, if they seem like a bit of a dick it's not worth hiring them. I had deliberate tests, like how they treated admin staff.

Have some grace, and accept when you sound ignorant. Vikings settled heavily in northern and eastern England—an area known as the Danelaw. Including significant territories in Yorkshire (Viking capital, Jorvik, now modern-day York), East Anglia, and the East Midlands.

They're rowing home They're rowing home They're rowing Norway's rowing home

Woman shows ICE thug the Red Card.

Translation: I refuse to do my job unless I can strip your right to vote away, have access to your voter information, and am allowed to cause you grief by purging voter roles as I wish.

Performative patriotism He’ll wear the shirt but dodge the tax #bbclaurak

Any Reform type latching onto the success of England is a friggin' hypocrite. The majority of the team are of Caribbean, Irish and African descent. Add in the team's respect for other cultures and emotional intelligence and the lads are everything Reform voters despise about the country.

Gabriel Clarke managing to offend Tuchel and Bellingham in quick succession on live TV, you cannot teach that.

A real squad performance including all four Arsenal players.

Thomas isn’t happy!

Wow. Haaland hooked.

After video review, “England’s Djed Spence” has been demoted to “Tottenham’s Djed Spence”.

Spursy.

Our fan song shouldn’t be Wonderwall. Surely it should be Hey Jude!

Fuck.

Tross’s Dad is the ref!

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

I'm a very forgiving person. Just look at how I didn't bother reporting the mob of 50 people who wrecked my car or those Russian hackers who found out about the £5 million gift.