Few other Bollywood bits I traded in for. youtu.be/iF2q0HhNHeY?...

Leave some goals for the final Lads.

Hydration Break

Traded in some stuff at my local and picked up some Bismillah “the killa” Khan youtu.be/-h2VHkltJ9E

Up 3-0, time to defend. Too soon?

Photo-punk? Is that like Matt Belgrano?

“The Phantom Menace”…My missus got me early tickets & I remember sitting in the cinema and the 20th century fox fanfare played and I felt like I was sinking into a warm bath… Within 10 minutes it became very clear that warm bath was full of shit.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #filmsky

Is it a hummingbird’s nest? On the ground? It’s so perfect!

Dig that distant haze. Air quality noticeably worse today at 7 a.m and was bad enough yesterday.

Adam Ant. He honestly comes across like a prick. I begrudgingly finished it. Made me sad because he was lovely to me when I met him.

Hard agree with the Nash one. They all had plentiful ego, it was some achievement to come out on top :)

Alex James - A Bit of a Blur. The ego has landed. Led Zeppelin - Bob Spitz. Not written so much as assembled.

Another one was Bananarama's Sarah and Keren. I didn't expect it to be deep, but the ghostwriting was full of overused cliches - for a book by/about musicians, there wasn't a lot about the actual music.

The Rick Buckler/Bruce Foxton one - Our Story. I get that they wanted some attention and I love The Jam immeasurably, but please learn to write or get a better ghost writer. It was painful.

He was playing here recently and although I like a lot of his stuff I can't be dealing with his ego. Get up the yard

Graham Nash, no contest

A lot of people say King Donovan the firsts Autobiography is thee most humble and brag free ever written, in fact a lot of people say he was the first Musician to write one so humble.

Oh, and Bernie Taupin's book was so awful, even at 99p I got a refund.

From Frankie Howerd Reveals All (1980)

Oh and Dear Boy about Keith Moon. Far too long and at pains to state the facts to the nth degree.

Kim Gordon's. Completely humourless and she probably should have waited a few years.

Graham Nash - Wild Tales. Takes some doing to come across as the most conceited and egocentric member of CSN. He really thinks his talent is on the same level as Joni, Croz, Stills, Neil Young,various Beatles, Stones etc. Pete Townsend's Who I Am, too. A tedious miserable creep, apparently.

The recent UK documentary on Rik Mayall is now on the YouTube for US viewing. Talking heads range from Honest and informative to sentimental and hackneyed tripe, still well worth the watch though. youtu.be/oimR-mb12RA?...

Gene Simmons - need my head tested as to why I would put myself through that in the first place. What a crushing bore.

Bruce Dickinsons autobiog. F^ck me that was a boring read.

Also, and this will probably ruffle a few feathers, but wolfgang flur, 'i was a robot', made me think 'no wonder they threw you out' by the time i finished it.

McGee's book, you can smell the bullshit as soon as you open it. Not even worth the £3 quid it was from Fopp

I read a really boring book about Hüsker Dü. Think I read to the end out of some feeling that it was building to a dramatic finale. It was not.

So for real, if you went to the World Cup to follow England you be what, in an about £10k hole right now for tickets, travel, meals and accommodation?

The Clapton one, what boring fucker.

There’s a great story about early days RHCP where Kiedis didn’t show for the gig because he was scoring smack, so a drunken Keith Morris (Circle Jerks/Black Flag) stood in. Apparently he didn’t know any of the words so just improvised scat over the top and no one seemed to notice. Worst. Band. Ever.

Roger Daltrey. I persevered until about 2/3rds through before I sold it on Vinted in order to try and salvage something positive from the experience.

For the Scutz, eat Utz!

Bruce Springsteens was a dull self obsessed bore fest. The section where he congratulated himself for making his kids breakfast was particularly bad

françoise hardy's autobiography, where she declares her entire music career uninteresting early on and spends the rest of the book going on about astrology

Unpopular opinion: John Peel. While I remain an ardent admirer of his radio shows, he came across (to me) as a complete public school twat in the book.

El Sid a biography of Sid Vicious, I dumped it on you afterwards.

I literally threw Morrissey’s autobiography across the room after about twenty pages. Insufferable twat

Anthony Kiedis ‘Scar Tissue’. Absolute bollocks. And he’s a cunt.

Morrissey's Autobiography.

What’s the worst Music Biography you’ve ever read, one you threw across the room but still finished.

Anybody seen a knight pass this way? I saw him playing chess with Death, yesterday His crusade was a search for God and they say It's been a long way to carry on

Question, Tuchel keeps his job?

If you were Bellingham would you bother your hole turn up Saturday.

Well thank fuck for that.

I think parking the bus was a bit of a blunder wall, wha?!?

John Lewis Ad acoustic treatment You’re going home You’re going home You’re going You are going home