Hm. Not sure this carry-on only business is going to work for a 9 day trip. I’m kind of out of space. 😬

I genuinely hope Britney is ok.

Remembering your ICQ or CompuServe number is impressive.

Ack, been talking too my family too much this week. It’s making me even weirder and more introspective.

Soooooooon.

I’ve been using Outlook for decades and I just now realized I could drag and drop attachments to other emails. 😂😭🫩

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Markwayne. One name wasn’t good enough for this guy.

Folks are posting how their parents met. Either I don’t remember or they never told me, but can’t ask now as they are dead. But have a picture of them on their wedding day with my Aunt Jackie. I think everyone deserves to see it because look at that suit on my dad!

Chattering at birds.

As I put away laundry, I put aside clothes I’m packing for my trip. Everything is black. Goth cred firmly secured.

My friend Billy came back and he has a collar! Someone is taking care of him because he’s very clean, albeit skinny. I’m so happy for him. He is currently sleeping in my office but I think he just wanted to let me know he’s ok. 🥰

Writing my will on the Notes app like a proper millennial.

I got up early, started laundry, have done all my scheduled work, pre-made some meals for the rest of the week. I’m eating lunch AT 12:30! Who am I? I’m dangerously close to having my shit together today.

Are we great yet? Doesn’t feel great!

Kind of a trip how a simple email flag has completely changed the way I work. I started flagging emails for follow up and coming back to them when I’m less rushed. I’m making better decisions. This is the shit that I think about. Exciting, eh?

Good.

I looked at the calendar and panicked so I actually started packing some stuff this morning. I’m busy right up until I leave so I have to get focused.

About to make popcorn my dinner again.

My brain hasn’t been in a good space this week. Lots on my mind and nothing to do about it. I nearly cried during my performance review because I was so happy to have someone say something nice to me. Sad, huh?

Scanned a few more Suede pictures from 1997. Not long now.

According to my performance review, I’m not getting fired so yay.

This is so fucking embarrassing.

I bought this for $10 because it looks like Stede’s cursed suit if you squint.

Thar she blows. It begins! 3 weeks!

We are the baddies.

Trans people won't be erased, no matter how hard politicians try.

My sister is taking my last name. In honor of my dad. I’m emotional.

I’ve been wearing my mumu the past 24 hours and it’s very freeing. Like what I imagine going commando must be like for dudes.

Sure. Let’s have my washing machine break. It’s not a year old or anything. I want my 30-year old Kenmore back.

They lied? I am shocked. SHOCKED, I tells ya.

It’s very warm here and I had the pleasure of opening my new windows for the first time. It’s so nice to be able to open them.

I still am not certain if I was in love with her or wanted to be her. Maybe a little of both.

I just don’t feel good about a drooling idiot leading us to war with Iran, guys. Can’t imagine why.

White chocolate lavender cold brew. It’s so good.

Wasn’t this dillhole supposed to the the President of Peace? Not very peaceful.

Love waking up after a few hours sleep and reading the news. Makes me regret having eyes and understanding words.

BlueSky, where you can find an MST3K or Simpsons reference in most comments.

Do YOU care? Because a mind like Johnny’s is a terrible thing to unleash.

It came to me what this quote was from. All I’ll say is… SHOOT THAT POISON ARROW THROUGH MY HEAAAART!

Duran Duran, someone mailed me a typed story!!!, I was 11.

Walking collection of neuroses, logging on...

Seems kinda rude to make me work after 2pm on the day of my work anniversary. I should get to leave early.

Call Ghostbusters.

Preeeeeettttyyyy niiiice! *rolls off cliff*

I won the essay contest.

I dunno, anonymous person, but did you know that corn is grass?