The answer is always yes.

Seems extra shitty to be doing this vanity project while people are being laid off due to our government being shut down. Over to Nicolae Ceausescu for more on vanity projects…

Back to normal after two weeks of Not Normal. I am very tired and still have a cold.

I love San Francisco.

I hate being on dating apps I just want to be someone’s girlfriend

Correct. A little over a week ago, I stood in front of his childhood home and cried a bit. His music has impacted my life since I was in the womb. He must live forever because losing him seems impossible.

Good.

I finally invested in a pair of over ear headphones. Ear buds hurt my ears if they’re on too long. I think these will work for travel and possibly when I need to be INSIDE the song, maaaan.

“Will you marry me?” “Is a hotdog a sandwich?” “Yes.” “Then no.”

Ah yes. Wide awake at 4am because jet lag.

Has anyone modified the wheels on their spinner luggage? The wheels on mine don’t do well on carpet or cobblestones. Are there sports wheels for luggage?

I made it home. This is the conclusion of Travelpalooza 2025.

Who will get home first: Me or my DoorDash?

Why do we catch feelings for people who are unavailable? It’s a shitty feeling.

Wearing a Duran Duran shirt and people keep randomly singing Duran songs at me. I love it.

Put all man spreaders in the same fucking row so they can man spread all over each other. Get your leg outta my space, bro.

Did not struggle lifting my suitcase into the overhead bin. Win!

I’m ready to be home for a bit.

My body has no idea what time it is so I’m wide awake. Super.

80’s theme for the corporate meeting. I played along.

Massive panic attack at my company meeting. Thankfully no one but my coworker noticed and she pulled me out of there, took me on a walk. So grateful for her.

Work travel tip. Carpool with your supervisor. If you’re late and he’s driving, you’re golden.

To be clear: LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government. The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency. This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Met with my financial planner or I had a stern conversation with myself in the shower. She agreed we can have another vacation in March if we cancel Christmas and save.

I have learned I have no concept of age anymore. So many of my colleagues are younger than me and I have no clue when I became an elder with knowledge in this field. It’s…weird.

Me: “So text me when…” Them: “Can I just call you?” Me: “But…” Them: “Ok call you bye!” Me: “No call, text!”

Commence corporate rah-rah week for Chelsea. I’ve already been summoned to the bar so I can watch them all get shitfaced.

David Bowie - Wild Is the Wind. A cover of a cover?

Traveling for work isn’t nearly as much fun as going to England was. Boo.

They need to create airport fight club. Some people need to get their yayas out or something. Good grief.

Wow. I found so much of the music I love by spending hours in front of MTV. I’m not surprised but it still sucks.

I wasn’t trying to be a dick but I got a little frustrated with TSA at Fresno airport because gosh, not thrilled about being frisked again. So I asked why it happens. She yelled at me. Ok.

Why is it so impossible for me to sleep before I fly even when I have a cold? This is silly.

Read an article that said musical interests aren’t a good basis for a relationship. It made me so mad, I closed the tab and lost the stupid article before I could rage post it. I will find my U2 nerd, don’t test me, universe.

Apparently I’m able to stay awake after taking NyQuil so that’s pretty lame.

There are no Durans but three Taylors.

Someone stole my Amazon package of hot pink tights. LOL. I’m equally amused as I am annoyed.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Whom amongst us…

Where is Paul McCartney? We need him out there leading the frog chorus. Make my childhood become real.

This cold isn’t being kind to me.

Anyway…

What the hell?

If I take the daily allowance for Tylenol, do I become super autistic for the day?

Wow. It’s breezy and in the low 70’s today? Autumn is here!

“Win or lose, sink or swim One thing is certain, we'll never give in Side by side, hand in hand We all stand together” Real ones know this banger.

Looking at another gig trip in March. It’s very ambitious. I’m not sure if I can pull it off but man, I want to so bad. They should have never given me adult money.

I saw people with bungee cords attached to their belt or purse all over London. It stood out to me and I told my bestie about it. Fashion and function! We are now going to be the Bungee Bitches of Harvard Avenue. 💅🏻

I need a sausage roll and I’m mad no where near me has them.