[completely losing it] at least my ass is fat. at least my ass is fat. at least my ass is fat. at least my ass is fat. at least my ass is fat. at least my ass is fat. at least my ass is fat.

CHUDS FOR THE CHUD GOD

BROWT GANG

I have been thinking about Browt all day.

welcome to the world, my scrungly son

BABY BIRDS THERE'S BABY BIRDS ⌜ #Browt #Pokemon ⌟

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Disqualified as a Women I'm Living Trash

youtube reels is like guided dissociation

do not talk to me about the internet in real life I will never want to talk about the internet in real life

nice argument, however ive already depicted you as the down on his luck rancher christian bale and myself as the brazen outlaw escaping justice russel crowe

i cast power word: bazooper

go wet birds

dude her gaping hole where a traumatic past used to be, filled to the brim with tons of perseverant self love and devotion to overcoming what was done to her

under woke 2 plaid pantry will be dykes only

uncle xi sir please send the df-61

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRANS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

alieums

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

tired: medfet wired: vetfet

beware the false spring

mozzarella sticks will fix me

overheard in north portland: "transgender isnt real because gender isnt real"

if no one else got me i know cow from mario kart world got me

nice argument, however beloved comic artist ernie bushmiller has already depicted you as the seething mr sputter and myself as nancy living rent free in his head

in 1973, basque separatists killed spain’s fascist prime minister with a bomb so powerful it launched the car he was in clear over a five story building. he survived the initial attack but died in the hospital

every time i notice the imperial boomerang getting closer i put up another 'in this house' yard sign

remarkably appropriate meme

one cattle after another

90s dirtbag grunge mom

no one wants to twerk anymore

it will happen soon

psychobilly checkers

1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined

Help!

lame as it ever was

remember 2016? that was 30 years ago

wwhy shrek is piss. #italiano

whooping cough is an excellent name for a baby on a plane

cyanide sisters

I will face my desire to fedpost I will permit it to pass over me and through me And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path Where the fedposting has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

yeah i listen to asmr *jfk airport announcement not to bring firearms through tsa on repeat for 5 hours*