This is the dream

People who can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can’t put into words. 🙃

thank God I'm still in my "middle-aged and obsolete" years

[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court

For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.

I miss disk defrag. I could press that little button and watch the colours get contiguous and feel like I achieved something that day

They just don’t teach the important stuff in school.

You’d never think anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending, but here we are.

Heh. Quoth my surgeon: “You know, you don’t always have to look on the bright side. It’s okay to say that this just fucking sucks.”

Going into 2024 like

this is the oldest i've ever felt in my life