So let me get this straight: I disabled the AI shenanigans in Gmail, and in the process it disabled: * Spellcheck * Priority Inbox, which i've used for up to eight years before * Followups, which ive used for two years * Auto-compose, which i've used to dismiss recruiters for three years WTF

this is the guy that voted against releasing the epstein files lmao

They've gotta be out of black ink at this point

Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children. It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.

So what have we learned today, everyone? Accusations are confessions. Always.

I think of this every time I take the car

lol Russell Wilson got another coach fired #letsride

Your employees showed up to work today after eight weeks of work from home. But that one file has been sitting on their desk in the US House of Representatives the whole time. The file marked Epstein.

anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle

After many months of tariff hell, I finally have it. The Signalis Soundtrack CD. Thank you @veryokvinyl.com @antihelios.bsky.social @laststarfarer.bsky.social @cicadasirens.bsky.social @1e0y0e0s.bsky.social Now I need a CD player

Dave Portnoy trying to find the guy responsible for helping elect the man responsible for the sudden surge in antisemitism, racism, and bigotry

I can count the number of times the Supreme Court has helped me on one hand.

Ok what Antifa blue hair did this? I want to hug them.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Condolences on everybody who now needs to write articles about how resistance to fascism is super unpopular and can’t win. It’s a tough job, but at least it pays well.

Upon waking up to news of Dick Cheney

kill me

"Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry" Damn, relatable

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Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

Keep that Mastodon account frosty is all I'm sayin

Wait. WAIT. People are advising that if things get violent during the No Kings protest you should sit down and show the police you’re not a threat? Are you trying to get trampled or impede other people’s ability to safely remove themselves from the situation?! Cause that’s what you’re doing!

It doesn't matter if, for instance, the people saying "the best response to violence at a protest is to sit down and show the cops you're not a threat" are trolls, feds, or well-meaning dupes. It's important to know that the advice will get folks hurt or killed, and should not be trusted.

First step to get out of a hole is to stop digging, idiots.

"don't worry, we'll vote them out in November" the voting in November:

Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors) Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion

uh quick question is 23-23 scorigami

We dont do pack watches for people who did good in this world. RIP Jane Goodall. Thank you for all you did helping us understand our simian brethren, and in turn, ourselves.

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Watching a country implode slowly but its my country

This is the language of dictators.

Hegseth's speech is the prime definition of "this should have been an email"

Is this not straight-forwardly a declaration of civil war?

Two things I've learned working in IT for the past 18 years (its all been a blur) 1) Things change faster than you expect. 2) DHH has always been an insufferable prick.

There it is folks, its over. We're boned. Pack it up.

they get really upset and start whining when you call ICE the modern day gestapo which is exactly what it is

but enough about John Harbaugh

Look i've figured it out: the way OpenAI, Oracle, and Nvidia are moving money around reminds me of the Paddy's Dollars from Always Sunny www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyxx...

This rapture fuckin sucks I wanted either the Keith David youtu.be/4XDSZkZfrtI or Craig Robinson youtu.be/3o4Rgkfsyjc ending All I got was a continued existence with all y'all suckas

The Ravens have at least two difficult games in four weeks ahead and may coast to a Wild Card slot and blow it. Are we ready to talk about John Harbaugh being a garbage coach?

looking good brotha 👍

If you think i'm going to see your shitty movies again because you decided to let Jimmy Kimmel back on again, that's adorable

I take it dumbfuck is gonna announce he has Autism, which I will say, takes a lot of courage in this day and age. One another note

if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, shut the fuck up right now