"every Hume given Galka name has a story"

Eat a Really Big Burger or Maybe Hot Dog If You Want

[Boner Warning] All The Sex You Want With A Voluptuous Girl With A Big Ass Who's High! She Loses Her Mind And Becomes A Slut Who Wants To Get Pregnant LOL

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

I'm excited for Dragon's Dogma 2 expansion for sure but I feel like it might get a little watered down because the things I like about the original game are points that a lot of people hated. they're already saying a lot of things are going to be rebalanced before it even comes out.

would you want to know who mario voted for full mario: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YMC...

it's all remakes and remasters how can one not doom about videogames

didnt watch the direct i went outside and watched the sun rise and took in the beauty of our real world i felt the wind in my moustache and heard the birds chirping and then i put the birds in robots and made them throw rocks at knuckles

"We only use AI for reference" just screams control freak manager demanding that the team recreate EXACTLY what their dumbass mind envisioned via AI slop, which is the perfect way to get the generic slime on the left rather than the masterpiece on the right when you let artists fucking cook

The Sega fan community is having its own Hogwarts Legacy moment with this Crazy Taxi AI shit and a lot of people are just not going to be strong enough to rise to the occasion.

"The AI generated assets are placeholder and will not exist in the final game"

I feel like as the years pass, we're forgetting who the true meme king of BlueSky is. And he doesn't like to be forgotten.

when you push the button to mute your mic to crash around and eat and fart real loud but discord shames you for it

World of Warcraft crystallized the concept of the daily quest and did irreparable damage to humankind

finally got all the base game achievements but I still have lots to do especially now that the CoP set released...

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.

pretty funny how we had like crazy heatwave followed by endless rain. the basement flooded twice because the sump pump is like automatically turning off after a couple hours so I have to go out and wake it up again every now and then

I have a tendency to like problematic media

i don't know how to make this work, so just imagine i made a funny image here: a mithra (ffxi) and miqote (ffxiv) side-by-side presented in the same way as pugs before and after selective breeding

updates on all modern sites/operating systems/etc. should be worded like ominous threats honestly, they all fucking blow so you might as well

Thanks Editor~

Someone messaged me saying that today was Pee Your Pants day and it reminded them of me so there you go

not too long ago I would have gotten in my own head with imposter syndrome being surrounded by so many people I think are smarter or funnier or more talented than me but recently I've been thinking about how cool it is that I can draw inspiration from them

oh thank goodness they put two separate adult content labels to hide this incredibly nsfw pizza

Trying not to lose it seeing someone wearing this shirt down the block.

BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE AGAINST THE ODDS WE CHOOSE TO FIGHT

With new gaming hardware getting more expensive by the day, it's finally time to start making games again for the hardware everyone already owns. That's right, the sun rises once more for the Nintendo DS

Guys, after carefully thinking about it, doing coke off a toilet seat, getting a brain parasite from eating road kill, getting mercury poisoning by eating too much tuna and becoming addicted to heroin in college, I have discovered the cause of autism: Tylenol.

oh my god I've been grinding the postgame for a MONTH

kinda wild that bsky doesn't remember what volume I set on the video player so it explodes my ears every time I click on a clip but then I remember these guys almost released it without a volume bar at all

when you see a short but they swear a lot so half the video is just censor sounds I know it's for algo shit and monetization but just let them say fuck

"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

Fucking prophetic line

Being known on the internet is terrifying because I can meet people who have already formed an opinion over me

thanks for the advice kamen rider

No, he's got a point

anime is pretty good actually

punches ur balls

in the front yard. straight up "whacking it". and by "it", haha, well, let's just say. my weeds

Something is wrong with my copy of Quest 64.

the human experience is to fall asleep, live somewhere you haven't been in twenty years, chat with long-dead family, get chased by animals, ride a plane, ride a miles-long escalator, ride a tiny horse, and when you wake up they say all that stuff is fake but paying taxes is real