funny mental image of making a sandwich with crystal synthesis instead of just normally but then I remembered that's literally a thing

Squidma Source: Squidon Mega Man 6 (NES) by Capcom #SigmaPosting #MegaMan #MegaMan6 #Capcom #NES

Me @ my bed:

pissing with a boner again

the video was slightly above bsky's file limit and I didn't want to cut anything so I was forced to make a thumbnail and upload it to youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4fe...

I'm sure turning this on won't cause the resonance cascade or anything

you're WHAT

No Mavericks?

you're WHAT

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

nice (I ate them all)

"Assassin's Creed 3 is like the sixth or eigth game depending on how you count" - Funny "Kingdom Hearts 3 is roughly the 13th game" - Extremely Funny "Beatmania 3 is the 13th one but they never made beatmania 4 and instead made 32 sequels to beatmania 2, which is the fifth one" - True Masterwork

after hours on the phone I found out that my last job in 2020 was so fucking bad that I owed taxes and now there's interest on them too. very cool

I saw somebody say "if you aren't American stay out of American politics" and I don't really agree because every news headline might as well be "America Did Something Really Stupid And Here's How It Effects Your Life Directly"

Toraimai Canals is a really interesting area that I will probably never need to go to ever again

(loading up my rent lowering gun and firing off a shot) lolicons are not the same as pedophiles and it feels foolhardy to conflate the two rn when internet censorship is getting pushed so hard and there are a ton of powerful wealthy confirmed pedophiles out there causing real harm to real kids

holy shit they fixed it

Draw your butthole, draw your friend's butthole, that character you like? They got a butthole you can draw. Draw your friend's butthole with your butthole, get a whole naked gamer party goin on.

pissing with a boner

ain't that one of them dogs from hololive

nioh sewer level full of reskinned mini umi bozu enemies I was calling them poomi bozu before finding out they're called "mudmen" by getting the "mudman cutter" title which is kinda funny in a different way

perhaps exposure to an endless stream of stressful jaw-clenching nightmare sociopolitical developments every day for the last several years has had ill consequences for my physical form

February 26 1999, Gex: Enter The Gecko debuted on the N64 in PAL territories! The Japanese release of this game came only on Playstation where Bandai published it as Spin Tail Gex's name was changed to Reno and he was voiced with unchartable rizz by popular actor Mitsuo Senda (Naruto/YuYu Hakusho)!

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

got an email that I owe taxes but it seems like a scam. unless it's legit, then it's absolutely a scam

it really is difficult to not scream at all times when they announce new severe limits on the most vanilla of fetish porn while we have now all been made aware that every elite on the planet is in a child rape cabal

hey wtf Death Stranding 2 on da pc is like actually pretty close

Ruri finds out Barnyard is an American Eroge featuring: @trickorsweets.bsky.social full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncSC...

"after seeing everybody get doxxed immediately with the new discord ID data leak, we knew we needed to get on this as soon as possible" -twitch

Thanks for coming! See ya next week! #CursedZillow please don't report my channel

G Gundam rules actually

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!

Good games let you play butt naked Great games have characters react to your nudity

playing through Nioh 1 cuz a friend started it and I think I get it this time. it's really neat that they designed the game around the idea that you'll have those magic debuffs but I don't like how tight a lot of the dodge timings are. still kinda disappointed with the enemy variety

If you laugh you go to hell

this image, created 20+ years ago in MS Paint, is infinitely more beautiful than anything "AI" could create

2026 basically

flaccid...

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

all good art has something to say and all good gacha illustrations are basically screaming "draw her getting fucked! I'm not allowed to! you have to do it!!!"

there's a funny little animation when you get an achievement now and you can see it on other people too

"popato where's the barnyard highlight" I've been gaming

G Gundam is so fuckin weird man what do you mean this guy's name is skibidi toilet

Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off

being a jrpg fan is suffering because the amount of cool looking shit that never gets localized is immense and they'll say "there's no market for this so we won't bother" but then some bullshit like Hyperdimension Neptunia gets every game and spinoff translated instantly