All I know is that if they make Blaidd the main character and put him shirtless on the poster, the movie will make a billion dollars.

happy weed day again everybody

clocked in at the ICUP factory.. mind spelling that out for me 😂😂 Lol Nahh im just playing. having a bit of fun haha 😅 who want me btw?

YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN

they made Sam's melee moveset too good and enemy camps too generous because dollman gives me shit for not being prepared enough but I'll walk out with 10 extra guns that I haven't even used and will recycle into road materials

The feature on the Lady Lucerne plushie that I'm most proud of!

They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

a ruriruu a day keeps da sadness away........ i think........ (ty popato for the clip!)

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

messed up that after a couple years of being completely uninterested in new releases they go and pop out a bunch of cool ones all in the same month

as much as i think sites like this are fundamentally bad, i still get kinda get sad when people talk about "not bothering after this one." because i am a dumb baby that lacks object permanence, so i need my friends to show up in front of me regularly or else i will not remember to talk to them

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

very cool place (we all died horribly)

another funny development I've noticed on youtube is when I'm logged in on the clip channel the thumbnails on recommended videos are smaller but on my older one they're fucking huge my immediate thought is "oh the account is old so they think I'm blind" cuz like I haven't changed any settings

pretty cool how twitter and twitch have these huge memory leaks if you leave them on a couple hours let alone overnight but I haven't refreshed bluesky in like months

Okay but she's lowkey spittin here

Sony has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and not re-release/ patch Bloodborne.

Ragnarok Online is a great example of that. There are problem with it for sure, but so many of the systems are perfectly designed to evoke the exact experience it was going for (originally).

Solid Cat

Quest 64 beaten! Honestly, I had a wonderful time with it. It's a very gameplay forward RPG, and quite simple and straightforward. Those are strengths, not drawbacks. I also love how it looks and sounds. Thank you all for keeping me company with it! Expect more Brian...

When I see users on Twitter whining about the recent purge of their “totally real followers” hurting their numbers it’s very telling of the value they put in fake numbers. In my eyes you’ve lost nothing of value, these werent real people, they cant enjoy whatever you make, say, or do.

PaRappa O'Two

much has been said about the "old man" trope and the warped perception of age in tales rpgs but being in your thirties and acting like a senior citizen around 16-year-olds goes crazy sometimes

ain't that one of them funny lookin doll things

saddest part of stealthing every bandit camp in Death Stranding 2: can't hear the banger battle music or take advantage of all the fun new battle mechanics

the mh4u intro is better than the entire cinematic hollywood story of either world or wilds

my yard work plans are canceled because it snowed again and now it's also very windy

Come to graffiti in next 45 min if you want an ass eating

I feel kind of bad not having bought any of the 70+ red mage gear but at the same time I've been synced to 65 for every single party so I might not actually need to

I want everything to be stupider!! And by stupider, I mean that I want it to work only when my human brain and hands are interfacing with it. I want it to be entirely inert without my direct action. I don't want it to decide anything on its own, or attempt to influence me. I want dumb tools, man.

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

looking through some old posts and I guess some things never change

video games used to look so cool, dude

hope this doesn't ruin the moghancement too much

I watched a story cutscene and spent the next 3 hours building roads. yeah Death Stranding 2 is good

logged in to take some environment screenshots and saw a celebrity @sayarat.bsky.social

to WHO

caught a cold for the first time since before covid and I'm PISSED

The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment