the entire ocean scene in Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning isn’t CGI btw. They really just left Tom Cruise in the freezing arctic

I love the birds living in DCA :3 i’m sure maintenance probably doesn’t, though lol

pet play but you keep trying to eat my plants so I have to chase you around the house with a spray bottle

new jynpost jyn.dev/i-m-just-hav...

not sold on this whole “snow” thing. maybe we can forego it next year? it’s great but the execution just feels really unnecessary

closer

went to the soup store and they gave me a possum, call that a mar-soup-ial

can’t stop thinking about this generated image in a language app while the people in front are calmly discussing nationality, a car in the background is actively chasing the people in the background, who are running in fear

Ask not for whom the bell tolls... #FursuitFriday #MFF2025

My name is Inigo Montoya. You sawed my possum in half. Prepare to die.

some of my friends told me they wash their fursuit in the bathtub instead of using a bissell i’m not sure this is what they meant 🤔🛁 🦌 @moofles.bsky.social 🐺 @messedthoughts.bsky.social 📸 @lukegb.dev #fursuitfriday #fursuit

Give him nuggies

this fall I worked with the core Git folks on writing an official data model for Git and it just got merged! I learned a few new things from writing it. github.com/git/git/blob...

I DID NOT CONSENT I DID NOT CONSENT

definition

Mark your calendars! next year, it'll soon be 10 years for the macOS Steam client DMG to have shipped with the quarantine attribute

Happy possum

back in Dallas for the holiday, and really missing being here :( it still feels like home, even despite how much I enjoy my new area and its opportunities

😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years. 🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail! 🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will

giving up on Bluesky and Mastodon. from now on I’ll be exclusively posting on the one true social platform, GSMA: apps.apple.com/us/app/gsma/...

EAP-RPS (rock paper scissors, you have to beat the AP, best out of 3, to continue handshake)

Starting the day with zero email in inbox! Let’s see how long this lasts UPDATE: One minute! Maybe even 30 seconds. that’s gotta be a bad omen of some sort

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

it makes sense that the openssh public key base64 blob starts with AAAA. like if i was a pubkey i'd be screaming too

the only good nixos documentation is pretty lesbians with a hyperfixation btw. there is no documentation problem

two people in front of me: she is scrolling TikTok Shop, and he is scrolling Reddit. yet they seem fiercely in love

today, the issue was not DNS! instead, a rogue switch retransmitting all packets repeatedly and flogging everything else

not saying there’s any correlation, but as soon as Apple bought Pixelmator, the update notes went from being detailed to This update contains bug fixes and improvements.

Berries for boy now its on here

the rain: zzz the fox: zzz the wolf: zzz the cat: zzz the mouse: zzz the Mac reinstalling in the other room: 📣📣 MACOS CONTAINS A BUILT-IN VOICE READER CALLED VOICEOVER. TO ENABLE VOICEOVER, PRESS

girl-like in the same sense an OS might be unix-like

I feel like a lot of posts on here could be avoided if people read more than 20% of any webpage 😅

opossum (2024)

when ordering Shake Shack, I look at the description reading “add sprinkles to support GLAAD” and think “there’s gotta be some joke to be made here” I finally figured it out! There’s no option to actually add sprinkles

Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies, don't fence me in! Let me ride through the wide country that I love, don't fence me in!

Saying hello to Contrast! Beautifully crafted by @shuze-926.bsky.social (y'all better go follow them) & photos by @ironyote.bsky.social #furry #fursuit

my favorite aesthetics is when you have corporate engineering culture overlap with furry culture - especially on Discord. “Adrian Patterson,” a middle-aged man whose avatar is his wife and three kids, assuredly contrasts “trouble kitty🐾” with a status of “mmmfg,,” yet they all somehow get along

i mean, yeah. i sure hope it would

YEAHH NEW MACHINE GIRL

a thought - in Texas, unsweet tea (even if flavored!) is tax-free, but sweet tea is tax deductible however.. sugar itself is tax-free. so couldn’t you just buy brewed unsweetened tea and add your own sugar?

hey all! today marks my first day working at AWS, down in Ashburn (us-east-1). sure hope nothing goes wrong!

how to speedrun random chance graham.build/s/a-blog/028...

LMAO www.pixnapping.com/pixnapping.pdf

opossum fact: an opossum probably could learn how to use a computer, but it chooses not to. we could all be more like an opossum