i never got to do a twitter live stream

terraria should add a 4th layer above blocks where you can put more on top and build exteriors on your houses that get hidden when you go inside automatically… and you could go into a mode where you walk in front instead, for when you’re like building it

big day for notetab light haters

putting you in the idol drama room where your only connection to the outside world is buzzer sounds and music cues

can i write them faster than you can read them

The squeaky wheese gets the greel

if your gf makes this noise... that's not your gf! that's a robo-greeble!

bubble beam blaster

Hmph

it’s april 14th

everyones unhappy all of the time

the world has got a problem and it breaks my heart ♪

take me to your heart

messed up how often i say "truke" out loud as if it's a normal word

Band name idea: daily standup

new toy new toy

kid named webfinger

artist name idea: Fraude probable

not even 4 years into having this phone and it’s having its first catastrophic failure

As part of my new identity I’ll be using the blue heart icon 💙

at the underscores show and i don't really believe any of these things she's saying are true

status message idea: "disillusioned"

thank you all for coming to music class

every good bunny deserves fun ♪

A♯ B♭ testing

Your heart blames it on you, this time

friends!!!!

i wasn't sure how to get to the temple from my hotel but i saw a monk walking by and was like oh ok

idk why but when i smile only one side of my face does it

its a melody played in a penny arcade

road to empress is really fun to watch except theres this annoying bald guy on the side of the screen who always has some shit to say

i had a dream about kissing boys last night

im the one who says "death death death"

lately I've been putting my laptop in my bag and then when i take it out its burning hot and the fans are on full blast and it's upsetting me

i have some philosophies but i don't know the right words to talk about them

none of these are jokes btw

at the industry event trying to network but every time my cell phone rings its to the tune of japanese goblin

you know im in america cause of all the road sign jokes

let's bink and lild

its so nice of them to put a speed limit sign up that matches whatever your speed is

object sin mirror

where do workers present 45? the ever helpful sign

list of jokes

i sure hope it does

get really into math

list of good concepts

lost+found/

a love supreme sounds like a delicious omelet

objects in mirror are closer than they appear