I remember being in computer class around 2003 and some guy in my class loudly says, "I just asked Jeeves if he was gay and he said 'I prefer the term jovial'"

“Hello world! I was born 5 minutes ago!

god there's just too much going on in my life right now. I don't think I can handle this much longer

you are canadian

I am just an animal I am not meant to have medical bills

go woke go broke

commission for @swagmaster86753

Important flowchart if you meet a foxgirl

More Florence for ya

girlpitsgirlpitsgirlpitsgirlpits!!!

woah i guess vaultwarden & bitwarden enterprise can do this

if you run portainer behind a reverse proxy, console connections wont work unless you enable websockets on your proxy, so make sure you do that

Le sigh.

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

Might buy some spring loaded finger trainers (similar to the ones guitar companies sell) to rehabilitate my hand, hopefully well enough to use a keyboard or guitar again

Where is your tongue, pup? Hm?

As a systems engineer, it's part of my job to be horny about robots. trust me it was on the job application

Carinosa Gouache and colored pencils on paper Available.

I think my deer girl could do with some love & attention

it was his birthday yesterday

being unable to control my fingers is legitimately distressing

spring is here. the sun is out. it's TIME to draw YOUR favourite girls as baby woodland animals

pro tip: you can avoid being constantlly disappointed by Nintendo by being interested in IPs from more than one company

gimme $50,000 so I can fiber-ize my neighborhood's internet

a UK only dating app that asks trans women for their government ID, location and a photo of their face

You Don't Know, Jack

Bathing Missy Milo. 🐮 Milo the white miniature fluffy Highland cow receiving a bath. These Highland cows are known for their thick, shaggy coats which require regular grooming and bathing to keep clean. #cow #grooming #adorable

pls remember the cute shy quiet girls when hastily assembling your celebratory it-happened fuckfests thank you

bad friends ask you to fix their car for them. good friends borrow your tools to fix it themselves and forget to return them

Not killing myself just yet in case there's a fat cis chaser lesbian in my future

“Plant aura” nice lil deer girl. Inspired by @hotchickhell.bsky.social

"How do you do, random transves- I mean transgenders? I am a 100% real cis man ally and am making a dating app for all the trans women, I swear. Please just put your ID, legal name, date of birth, current residency and zip code in while registering. And please post a photo of yourself too."

me

i love babysitting my server as it upgrades to pve 9.0 at 2am

New Marathon map leak just hit

daily 46 - clingy pencil-styled drawing this time. nervous but serious wolf, and a clingy affectionate fox. #art #furry #furryart

Girlies who like calendars looooveee to be polyamorous

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

notably his cure is from CAR-T therapy, which is so new I didn’t even learn about it in med school THIS is why we invest in science

stopped at Wawa on the way to an appointment, spent fifteen minutes helping a stranger jump her car battery, and still ended up at the office an hour early

you can just make anything and it's awesome www.scd31.com/posts/diy-ha...

I'd hate stupid people less if they weren't so adamantly stupid

If I can't play guitar again after physical therapy I think I might as well just kill myself

Risking It All for Some Dire, Dire, Dick

setting up a nixos lxc to play around with