page tables,,,

once I finish writing my microkernel I need to decide what kind of pedantry it should spawn regarding the naming of the userspace. "☝️🤓 um actually what you're referring to as Gila is in fact actually GNU/Gila. Gila refers exclusively to the kernel, while GNU refers to the set of userspace componen-"

everyone's clothes raptured with them except for mine. turns out god hates me so much that instead of leaving me here on earth to rot I was made into a spectacle. but it doesn't matter because I'm hot and also secretly into it

Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower

"Well wait a minute. Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?". This sentence is just… staggering. I read someone quoting it and I assumed they made it up as a joke. *That's* the sentence to put on America's tombstone.

yeah i think he fell for ai lol

Every time I see a transfem post a transition timeline on here it’s always this meme

DAS CONK CREET BAYBEE

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

the angel on my left shoulder: august this post sucks you should probably try anything else the freaky devil thing on my right shoulder: this is nothing. shitposting is meaningless. draw & post some yiff that'll piss off the moderators

hi new trans girl. you know, you can look 20,000x better through the Sacred Art of "giving a fuck about your looks and putting in the bare minimum effort"? you should try it

UwU *nuzzles you* nyaa~~ *crawls into your lap and explodes violently, vaporizing you instantly*

second ever concert why don't u guess who I'm seeing

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

Aldrich said: “How many WhatsApp messages in a row is too many? Where’s the sweet spot between ‘I like you and wish to cultivate a friendship’ and ‘dear God stop before this person takes out a restraining order’?”

*(in a completely serene situation)* im am going to Freak the Fuck Out Really Fucking. Soon

discover feed on this site is like Russian roulette except five chambers are loaded

Many oomfs would fold

a woman is a kind of weighted blanket

asshole web design idea: the tab opens itself in a new tab, before closing the original tab, rendering the back arrow inoperable. this benefits nobody and requires considerable effort. no questions will be taken

she bought me deer earings, two bambi tshirts, we went to see deer and then i saw this and i had to buy it :$

WHY IS IT 86 DEGREES IN LATE SEPTEMBER??? FUCK YOU EXXON-MOBIL

"youre so cute" tell me something I dont know . like your credit card #

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

i have yet to find a CPUID library that properly handles this typo and im tempted to write my own

(gamer voice) as far as I'm concerned, all X11 applications are "legacy X11 applications"

Intel crawling back to Apple, who abandoned Intel years ago because they failed to innovate? fucking shocking. can't wait for Intel to get bailed out a hundred times before collapsing and disappearing with our tax dollars

my lava lamp burned out!!!! noooo!!!!! fuck

Don't Tell Work I Was in a Porno

how do i make it so every lesbian on this app sees this picture of me. how do i make it so they all dm me “heyyyy” with a bunch of y’s

download more ram used to be a joke. but now? oh boy. you can mount a swapfile over google drive FUSE. horrors beyond comprehension.

don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on the exact kind of communist we’re all going to be

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The National Archives under the Trump administration released @mikiesherrill.bsky.social full, unredacted Navy personnel file to Jack Ciattarelli's campaign. This is an unprecedented and illegal weaponization of the National Archives and private, personal records to attack a political opponent.

every time I sit down to do software development work my sinuses start trying to kill me

soft belly pup

good job to everyone who's been applying pressure. do not stop now!!! Microsoft also partners with Twitter and Palantir. we must continue our efforts. continue boycotting all Microsoft products, services, and intellectual properties.

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

i hate being so acutely aware of all the little high pitched sounds that all the displays and AC->DC adapters and PSUs and regulator-rectifiers and whatnot make. I can hear little beeping sounds everywhere and it drives me mad

I wonder if implementing D-Bus in my microkernel will keep me from having to design specific service "ports" into the kernel itself

so forever pissed that Marathon was so beautiful and promising and it turned out that all the fucking art direction was stolen and now nobody knows if it'll ever release. great job bungie

The US is imposing 1000% tariffs on ma, the concept of emptiness or negative space in Japanese cinema. From now on if a character quietly admires a river or sips a cup of tea, theaters will be taxed millions

printing shit works a billion times better on linux than it ever did on windows????

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

I have been craving a strawberry shortcake 🍰💫

If you're ever out exploring and see a big wall of fog, go into it. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

we must develop a means by which to infect people with autism as part of the war on autism