putting @lru_cache on my iterative functions just to feel something

have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you

hi, i'm a recruiter at a fortune 500 tech company. the only thing that makes me happy on a day to day basis is to see the glimmer of hope in your eyes before i rip it away from you. you want a job? GET ON YOUR KNEES

how life feels when you attend your fucking classes

its also national bisexual day or whatever and i am one of those but they need to take the backseat for now because It my birthday

its my birthday

do you folks know of any fun stickers a guy like me would want on his laptop ...

attention is all you need. but not in the context of transformers or deep learning, just that i need attention

getting one of the new iphones & switching my airpods out ... i am finally eradicating lightning cables from my life

i appreciate the blood oxygen sensor on apple watches being reenabled, but i have to admit my wrist randomly glowing red in the dark is a little unnerving yknow

i fucking FINALLY got a streetpass on campus. i've been carrying this thing around for the last year wondering if anyone in this wasteland of a state had any whimsy and i'm happy that hiland agrees that there's joy to be found ... thank you hiland ...

hello . I am a bluesky artist . My favorite thing to do is to post art and not tag it as suggestive . Hahahaha. Ahahhahahahahahahahahah. Ahaha AHHAHA

please ... anyone ...

TECH OOMFS: what browser do i switch to instead of chrome? i want something that's drop-in, supports similar extensions, runs well, and actually fucking allows ublock origin. i am not opposed to firefox but the different rendering engine makes me a little nervous... please give your thoughts

weird association of people who are 'burnt out from programming' and/or aren't having fun who specifically use llms/gen ai to make their personal fun projects for them. like yeah the reason you arent having fun is because youre pressing the number one 62 times and calling it a day

I'm best friend s with ralsei

when shakespeare wrote tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow he was talking about induction

is there a measurable outcome in the lives of people who call it "coding" versus "programming"

deeply unserious operating system

going to the discussion of a class you intend to drop is the funniest thing ever. like i'm just straight up telling lies to everyone in the room

i used to always get streetpass hits flying out of LGA... it's been so long

holy shit, spotify finally got a big-sur-ified icon. now it doesn't have to be the one circular standout

following the pronouns.diy account and seeing everyone on my feed have labels suddenly

panic

in order for me to deploy my static site i must go into this cave and work on configuring a k8 cluster for the next 3 years

this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes

can anyone on here talk me out of getting a ricoh gr iv? i have an a6100 and have been supremely unimpressed with it

(trying extremely hard to make a banger on webdev bluesky) if you think about it ... people are like browsers ... because ... we respect CORS headers too ... if someone says they don't want to talk to you ... you won't ... um ... talk ... to them ........................................

if a thought ever crossed over that single overloaded synapse between your two timeshared neurons you would suffocate from autonomic failure

racking up $30,000 in credit card debt because i don't want to pay off my apple card balance (it'll wipe the pretty colors from the card)

isn't it lovely how laptop keyboards have backlights? i've always thought that was pleasant, just a nice little way of illuminating every keycap even in pitch darkness

WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?

hi #pigeon

playing with wildthing (model that is trained in reverse, to play the role of the "human" and your responses as the assistant) reminded me of how fun LLMs were before they were able to answer coherently and know everything and make art and program. a real flowers for algernon situation

yeah that was how the lottery worked last time i checked

going in for a breakthrough medical experiment where they give me horns

learning that the $24/month i've been spending on digitalocean to get a 2vCPU/4GB of ram vps buys me a 12vCPU/48GB ram machine at ovh 😐

it makes sense that the openssh public key base64 blob starts with AAAA. like if i was a pubkey i'd be screaming too

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going to start eating soap

we need to stop calling people "cinnamon rolls." on behalf of the cinnamon roll community, this is getting out of hand, and we're SICK AND TIRED of you LUMPING IN people who you think are WHOLESOME -- yep, i said it, you can use use the w word -- INTO OUR CONFECTIONERY CONVENTIONS

it took TWO DAYS of being back in nyc before i got sick with something and i guarantee you i know who did it

it's easy to love that the macbook air has no fans until you start doing anything on it while charging and then you die

if you cant sit down and write a fucking README without getting an LLM involved then you need to get into a different profession i'm sorry

vercel, cloudflare, github, and netlify ALL let you set a custom domain for free, yet i still see .pages.dev domains for actual full production apps and people's actual websites. like . what are you doing . please ... ill buy you a domain

writing an article to post on HN using LLMs is one thing, but to double down on comments saying "uhhh, no, i didn't use it" is actually the most infuriating thing of all time

i make fun of people for not knowing things, and if they reference xkcd 1053 then i tell them that they're apart of today's lucky ZERO