Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

this one wasn't my fault

going to the casino with the money from my cloudflare SLA contract violation

it is kind of infinitely silly to say that bluesky hasn't gained critical mass yet because of its lack of subcommunities. plenty of the people i've seen saying this are otherwise intelligent people, so i have no choice but to believe they are saying this because of a vested interest in the platform

i emailed this guy (the only person named hiland in the campus directory) and he just did not care lmao

attention is all you need. but not in the context of transformers or deep learning, just that i need attention

doing IT stuff and being in/around workplaces/educational spaces using exclusively top-of-the-line state-of-the-art color laser printers makes it super sobering to come back to your tiny epson inkjet whose cartridges are the sizes of your index finger & whose interface uses a 16x2 LCD

This microservice could have been a HashMap.

sometimes i splash water into the gfci outlets just to make sure they're working right

for some reason i've recently been enthralled with the magic of laptops. just the fact that you can bring an entire computer with you is insane. and it's not even a half computer, it's a WHOLE computer and it can do anything. what the hell!

i am going to invent 50 useful bluesky tools so that when my enemies wrong me i can use them in twisted ways to punish them

TLS is really handy until you're trying to MITM for your own personal benefit

the internet is not a big truck

a broken clock is only right twice a day if the specific way in which it's broken disables the movement of its hands. if it's still oscillating correctly but offset then it'll never be right ever. what a dumb saying

it is about that time

it makes sense that the openssh public key base64 blob starts with AAAA. like if i was a pubkey i'd be screaming too

hello catboys

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

stop using instrument serif. you look like a fool

Where's the harm in voicing a doubt? You'll find me in the lavatory And where's the harm in talking out loud When I'm on my own?

everything is weird as fuck but i have a feeling it will all be okay

waht the fuck

how is this even possible

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

at this point i'm convinced they just do it on purpose in some exhibitionist way because they like the idea of random people seeing their stuff. idk. it surely cannot be that hard to just click a button on your image

there has never been a better time in the world to book a flight from a small town in the midwest to the largest city in the entire country than thanksgiving during a government shutdown

i go to the bouldering gym just to sit in the shadows and change the LEDs on the kilter board to a v10 whenever someone's mid climb

dressed as ralsei for halloween in my eternal quest to be more goatlike #ralsei

i've been really happy with coolify for a while now but the UI/UX of railway has me absolutely salivating. it's not enough to make me switch (why would i use a PaaS when i have my 12vCPU/48GB VPS ...) but it's enough to sway my laser-eyed hatred towards vercel/netlify. like ... they're evolving

sometimes i splash water into the gfci outlets just to make sure they're working right

start using the computer differently

c++ programmers are out of their mind. what do you mean you're bit shifting cout by "hello world"

i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet

something i've noticed ... people on bluesky are weirdly hesitant to become oomfs. like there have been so many instances where i'll have a pleasant interaction w someone on here and then they'll like fifty of my posts, so i'll follow. and then nothing in response. like is it because of the pfp? why

BREAKING: i just solved 248 unsolved problems

hey all! today marks my first day working at AWS, down in Ashburn (us-east-1). sure hope nothing goes wrong!

heisenberg would probably hate the chorus of ain't no sunshine

i'm not sure how crazy this take is, but i get extremely annoyed at tech people assuming that the masses don't know how to operate their tech and need to be hand-fed this glorious information about how they should be using their devices

We gazed into maw of a terrible machine repeating back to us our own language in a close proximal of genuinity, and it drove some of us fucking insane – that it could replace our lover, our work, ourselves in whole. We would pay it to displace us. Not another. Our own world, internal. Whole Madness.

when i first got on bluesky (like, 2 years ago) i absentmindedly set my banner to a random recent image on my phone ... i decided that i wanted to find the full thing. i like it because it's just such a spontaneous shot during a ride. it's the williamsburg bridge (taken from the brooklyn section)

GOING TO THE GYM AS ALGORITHMIC PARADIGMS (a thread)

LIKE if you prefer bfs RETWEET if you prefer dfs

it is overwhelmingly funny to this day that dream cheated his speedruns

here at the tetris company, we hire a top team of people to produce games that are definitely not tetris but let people who don't want to learn the shapes of 7 pieces pretend like they know how to play

it was truly over when we stopped treating the computer with the sanctity it deserves

project idea: you can type `ping draw` into your terminal, it sends a notification to my phone, and you can see how much latency there is for my response