I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

Doomers, read this:

I'm thinking of taking over the Strait of Hormuz.

The Son of the guy you assassinated is now the Supreme Leader. That’s not rewriting history. That’s writing a sequel

Reed and Malloy arrest a guy for driving a Buick, naked, while drunk. That’s a 502 one Adam 12 requesting a blanket

Nick Suzuki

The only computer that's conscious is my computer, and I paid a witch a lot of money for that

The South ending Reconstruction and plunging their populations into a backward looking culture and economy until it was forced to modernize by the Civil Rights movement is imo a very clean parallel.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

Damn no one likes David Ellison

Anyone working in any capacity for this regime needs to be shunned as the monsters they are for the rest of their miserable lives.

It is amazing youd give up a first term job in the SENATE for a brief stint atop a game show host’s secret police police

Crenshaw occasionally tried to speak to the conductor about the runaway train. But having bought a ticket, he was always reluctant to either jump off or do anything that would actually slow it down.

My least favourite submarine trope is the sound of constant active sonar pings.

Nick Suzuki

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

6 March 1923 | A Norwegian Jew, Elias Wolkoff, was born in Oslo. In #Auschwitz from 1 December 1942. No. 79248 He perished in the camp on 19 January 1943.

Me, @docpinko.bsky.social Pappy Boyington, Andy Micklin et al www.boyingtons.com/2026/03/epis... #podcast #BaaBaaBlackSheep #BlackSheepSquadron

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Going through Sctv and watching Half Wits episode There are few things funnier.

It’s great having Sctv available

AOC: He impulsively went in on Venezuela. He impulsively went in on Iran. It led to increased global instability and every time he’s done that, it has been consistent with a spike in what is happening with the Epstein files. I think that he feels existentially tied to it.

The number of university undergraduates who think 'Just stop showing up' = 'dropping a class' is much more nonzero than I'd like.

And @reuters.com, you’re great, I’m a subscriber, yada yada, but RFK Jr. is NOT a vaccine “skeptic”. He is a vainglorious, self-centered, science-denying, shitbirding disinformation sprinkler who is firmly in the anti-vax folder filed under “Kennedy, Robert F-in”.

4 March 1910 | German Jew Wilhelm Rothschild was born in Frankfurt. Despite being a former French Foreign Legionary, he was deported from Maubourguet via Drancy to Auschwitz where he arrived in a transport of 1,750 Jews on 4 March 1943. He did not survive.

2 March 1925 | A Polish Jewish girl, Jeannette Woda, was born in Siedlce. She lived in Paris. On 13 July 1942 she was deported to #Auschwitz. She did not survive. --- ▶ Video about the history of Auschwitz: https://youtu.be/Fxnl5HTygrs

This is my yearly 'I'm in a fantasy baseball draft and have no idea what I'm doing' post.

Right, right, but Putin meant that as a compliment...

No, I will not be skipping the intro

Jake Fucking Evans. Man.

Nick Suzuki

I think Struble may have just killed Leonard.

1 March 1932 | German Jew, Hans Fred Aron, was born in Essen. In January 1942, he was deported to the ghetto in Riga and in November 1943 to #Auschwitz. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection. --- ▶ The ruins of gas chamber and crematorium III: https://bit.ly/4ql4LTV

Iran pulls out of 2026 World Cup in USA after current holder of the FIFA Peace Prize starts war to distract from child rape accusations www.sportbible.com/football/foo...

Comparison from comrade @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social on Ukraine & Iran. -Russian forces "enter" Ukraine, US & Israel make "illegal attack" -Russia excused cos of NATO. US & Israel are "rogue states" -Russia created a "crisis" & offered diplomacy. US & Israel "endanger us all"

28 February 1926 | German Jewish boy, Friedrich Jakob Kahn, was born in Bingen. He emigrated to the Netherlands. He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in September 1942. He did not survive. --- Children at Auschwitz 📖 https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/dzieci_EN/ 🎧 https://youtu.be/aYKx_zpLSqA

Please see my statement on the rising tensions in the Middle East:

If Russia and China conspired to destroy the U.S. military with a Manchurian candidate I don't think they could have picked a better choice than Hegseth. The damage he's doing will take decades to fix.

While my students wrote a test, I watch the Black Sheep and take notes….

Friday, me, @jbrodbeck.bsky.social and @docpinko.bsky.social and the #RockfordFiles www.200adayplus.com/2026/02/epis...

Caufield !!!!

It’s nice watching hockey where I don’t think there are international geopolitical implications.

I only like video reviews of calls when they go in Montreal's favour, so that was a great review and I love instant replay....

Oh look, poor little Nazi hockey player is sad. GO FUCK YOURSELF. (I'm sure he'd be upset if he could read this).

Watching Mad Men, S4E7, The Suitcase and following along with our podcast notes from scdspodcast.com (me and @docpinko.bsky.social ). Sometimes we're pretty funny: "Hey it’s Duck! He’s hammered. That’s Duck’s job, being hammered. "

For those not well-versed in NHL history, riding a wave of popularity thanks to a hit TV show and a high profile team winning a long-awaited championship then wrecking those vibes by showing it fully supports facism is VERY NHL. The only thing missing is the owners forcing another lockout.

The year is 2137. Earth's three remaining creatures fight over a scrap of ragweed in what was, before The Event, a Best Buy parking lot. Realizing the he will lose, Creature 3 turns to his diary. "The Atlantic: President Trump, softer tone?" he writes. These are the last word's written on Earth 1.

Report provides helpful data showing what we knew: students do not feel faculty impose their beliefs on them. Cost of college matters. My additional explanation: the wedge driving public perception of college is anti-black/brown/LGBTQ/intellectual discourse. www.insidehighered.com/news/student...